1 Pray For Plagues
2 Tell Slater Not To Wash His Dick
3 For Stevies Eyes Only
4 A Lot Like Vegas
5 Black And Blue
6 Slow Dance
7 Liquor And Love Lost
8 (I Used To Make Out With) Medusa
9 Fifteen Fathoms, Counting
10 Off The Heezay
WHAT WAS THAT YOU FAGGOT? YOU ENJOY THIS ALBUM? HAHAHAH! EXCUSE ME I CHOKE UP ALL THE SPERM OUT OF YOUR FAGGOT THROAT YOU FAGGGGGOT! SORRY, MY HOMOPHOBIC ABUSE IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TOO MUCH LAMBGOAT FOR ME FOR ONE DAY. I NEVER THOUGHT MUCH OF THIS BAND, AND UPON SNEAKING INTO THEIR SHOW FREE OF CHARGE WHEN THEY TOURED HERE, THAT JUDGEMENTAL BIAS WAS GIVEN A JUSTIFICATION. IT'S STORY TIME AGAIN KIDDIES, HEAT UP YOUR CHEAP ASS GROCERY STORE POPCORN AND FORM A HUGE CIRCLE AND LISTEN UP! NO MOSHING.
IN A CIRCUS FULL OF FOURTEEN YEAR OLD FASHIONCORE GIMMICK MONKEYS THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE BARELY BORN BEFORE MYSPACE EPIDEMIC TOOK OVER VAMPIREFREAK, I STOOD THERE AND WATCHED THE PERFORMANCE IN MEDIOCRITY. THE AMOUNT OF CROWD CHEERING, JEERING AND ENVYING FOR THEIR SET SURE AS HELL DIDN'T STOP THE ASSHOLE VOCALIST FROM LITERALLY KICKING HIS FEMALE FANBASE OFF THE STAGE. I REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS RANTING ON ABOUT...
"GET OFF THE STAGE! GET OFF THE STAGE! CAN WE PLEASE MOVE IT BACK AND STEP OFF THE STAGE PLEASE! WHY THE HELL DO YOU KIDS GO ON THE STAGE LIKE THIS? LEAVE THE BAND SOME ROOM!"
AS HE PICKS UP A FUCKING BROOM AND STARTS SWEEPING THESE KIDS OFF LIKE LITTER. HELLO, FAGGOT! THEY ARE YOUR FUCKING FANBASE! BEING AN INFAMOUS MYSPACE WHORE DOESN'T GAIN YOU MUCH STATUS, IT JUST MAKES YOU THE NEXT JEFFREY STAR YOU FUCKING HERMAPHRODITE. SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I PENETRATE YOUR MANGINA WITH A CROWBAR.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT SONG NAMED "MY STAGE IS YOUR STAGE", PLAYED TO ME BY A HARDCORE ACT BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND NAIVE... I THINK IT WAS TERROR? I'M NOT TOO SURE ANYMORE. THOSE BANDS ARE EXTREMELY CREDIBLE IN AIDING ME TO DEVELOP MY HARDCORE-ORIENTED IDEOLOGIES AND PHILOSOPHIES. I PRAISE THE BANDS WHO WISH TO BREAK DOWN AND DISINTEGRATE THE BARRIER BETWEEN THEIR PEOPLE AND THEMSELVES. IT'S A VERY MODEST AND GRATEFUL MOVE, IMPLYING THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, WE'RE ALL JUST HUMAN, AND ANY HIERACHAL SCALE OF STATUS IS TECHNICALLY, NONE OTHER THAN JUST AN ABSTRACTION.
WITH THAT SERMON BEING SAID, YOU NOW UNDERSTAND I FUCKING HATE STUPID ARROGANT ASSHOLES WHO THINKS THEY'RE BIG SHIT BECAUSE THEY LEAD SOME MUSICAL PHENOMENON ON THE NET. YOUR VOCALS ARE EARACHINGLY SHITTY, YOUR PANTS ARE THE EPITOME OF QUEER, YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST WOKE UP FROM A DUNGEON TORTURE THAT SHOULD HAVE MEANT DEATH, YOU LOOK LIKE DEATH HIMSELF AND WORST OF ALL, YOU'RE FEATURED ON MY WEBPAGE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT FUCKING MUSIC. WHAT MORE CAN YOU SAY? DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM NOW AND RIP THEM OFF AS BAD AS YOU CAN.
THANK GOD I PAID NOTHING FOR THEIR ALBUM OR THEIR SHOW. FUCK YOU CLOWN!
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BRING ME THE HOMOZONE
OLIVER SUCXXX
COUNT YOUR (ROTTEN) BALLS
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