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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Bring Me The Horizon - This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For EP

1. RE: They Have No Reflections
2. Who Wants Flowers When You're Dead? Nobody.
3. Rawwwrr!
4. Traitors Never Play Hangman


BRIEF REVIEW:


THIS IS TRULY THE ONE AND ONLY EPIPHANY I NEED IN LIFE! AFTER THE DISCOVERY OF THIS NEWFOUND LEAGUE OF CONFORMITY, I FEEL AS IF I'VE TRANSCENDED MY REASONS OF EXISTENCE AND ULTIMATELY DISCOVERED A NEW PURPOSE TO LIFE! THESE PEOPLE ARE SOME OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET IN A LIFETIME!

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO MORALLY RIGHTEOUS, FUN, CARING, AND CLEARHEADED! BEING THE SOCIALLY INEPT UMM, STUPIDHEAD I ONCE WAS, I COULD NEVER FIT IN ANYWHERE UNTIL NOW! BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE ALL THESE TRADITIONALLY LOVING YOUNG CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS HAVE PROFESSED THEIR FRIENDSHIPS TO ME AND IT'S ALL I NEED IN LIFE! WOW, I'VE NEVER FELT SO EXISTENTIAL!

THE BEST PART IS, NO LONGER DO I EVER GET BULLIED OR HAVE MY LUNCH MONEY TAKEN AWAY FROM ME IN SCHOOL! THESE POWERFUL SOLDIERS OF GOD PROTECTS ME WITHIN THEIR WRATH! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FORTUNATE IN MY LIFE!




...WOW. WILL SOMEONE IN THIS FUCKING DUMBFUCK'S CLOSE GEOGRAPHICAL PROXIMITY PLEASE WAKE HIM UP FROM HIS FAGGOT FAIRYLAND BY PERFORMING REPETITIVE SESSIONS OF SWIRLIES WITH HIS FUCKING FACE INTO A FUCKING SHIT-FILLED TOILET. PLEASE?


P.S. SO IT APPEARS THAT THIS GOD-HUMILIATING FAGGOT HAS A "CLUB MEMBERS' PHOTO" SECTION ON HIS SITE. I'M GOING TO SUBMIT THE PHOTO OF THE IMAGE OF THOSE FAGGOTS ON TOP OF MY PAGE EXCEPT WITHOUT THE PROFANE CAPTIONS, AND SEE IF IT GETS ON. HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP, I THINK I'M ABOUT TO PUNCTURE MY LUNGS LAUGHING.

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