1. Lost Perfection: A) Coulrophobia2. Lost Perfection: B) Anablephobia
3. Camilla Rhodes
4. Mordecai
5. Reaction
6. Shevanel Take 2
7. Ad A Dglgmut
8. Destructo Spin
9. Aesthetic
10. The Need For Repetition
BRIEF REVIEW:
LAST TIME I VISITED "THE SILENT CIRCUS", IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S RANCH. I GUESS I ARRIVED THERE A LITTLE TOO FUCKING LATE BECAUSE HIS DEATH HAS OFFICIALLY 'SILENCED' ALL BUSINESSES AT HIS LEGENDARY PLAYGROUND WHERE I HAD MY SCROTOMOUS JOYSTICK TOUCHED BY HALF-BLACK HALF-WHITE ALL-DEFORMED HUMANOID SPECIES JUST LIKE THE CEO HIMSELF! I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST RIDE THUSFAR, WAS A RIDE CALLED JANET JACKSON. I WAS GOING IN AND OUT OF THESE TUNNELS UNTIL A POOL OF LIQUID SQUIRTED ALL OVER ME. I PASSED OUT IN EXCITEMENT UNTIL DAYS AFTER WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE EMERGENCY RESPONSE TRAUMA UNIT, DYING OF AIDS!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE THE HELL AIDS CAME FROM. APPARENTLY IT WAS INTRODUCED TO THE HUMAN RACE AFTER SOME HORNY ASSHOLE FUCKED A "GREEN MONKEY" IN AFRICA. GO FUCKING FIGURE YOU VILE ASSHOLES ... AT LEAST IT WAS A "GREEN MONKEY", INDICATING THAT UNLIKE THE REST OF THE POPULATION AROUND HIM, THE PERPETRATING NIGGER HIMSELF WAS NOT A RACIST ONE. I REMEMBERED DAVE CHAPPELLE ONCE MADE A STAGE JOKE ABOUT HOW THIS SPECULATION COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE TRUE, CONSIDERING AS I QUOTE HIM, "NOBODY FUCKS A MONKEY ONE DAY AND THEN FUCK A HUMAN THE NEXT DAY, BECAUSE ONCE YOU FUCK A MONKEY, YOUR PREFERENCE OF SEXUALITY IS FIXED ON FUCKING MONKEYS. THIS STRICTLY RESTRICTS ANY CHANCE OF HAVING SEXUAL INTERACTIONS WITH THE HUMAN RACE." THEN THE CROWD APPLAUDS HIM, THINKING "WOW, THIS MEMBER OF THE BLACK NEGROID RACE IS ONE OF ACTUAL IMPRESSIVE LOGIC!" WRONG.
I STRONGLY REFUTE TO HIS ACADEMIC RESEARCH THESIS. WHY? BECAUSE ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY LIKE AFRICA, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN A MONKEY AND ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE BLACK RACE ANYWAYS?! THAT BIG SAVAGE NIGGER COULD HAVE JUST FUCKED A MONKEY THE FIRST DAY THINKING IT WAS HIS WIFE THEREFORE CONTRACTING AIDS, AND THEN FUCKED HIS WIFE THE NEXT DAY IN ORDER TO PRODUCE HIS EIGHTY-FIFTH OFFSPRING IN HIS COMMUNAL FAMILY! AND THEN HIS WIFE, BEING THE CHEATING FUCKING SKANK SHE IS, WENT ON AND SLEPT WITH THE MAILMAN WHO DELIVERS AFRICAN LETTERS WRITTEN IN HIEROGLYPHIC IMAGES (SEEING THAT MOST NIGGERS ARE ILLITERATE AND HAVE NO EFFECTIVE SYSTEM OF LITERACY). THE MAILMAN THEN JERKED OFF INTO EVERY SINGLE ENVELOPE IN HIS POSTAL OFFICE AND SPREAD AIDS ACROSS THE CONTINENT, INFECTING EVERYONE! NO! BAD JAMAL, BAD! GO BACK TO YOUR DOGPEN JAMAL, GROUNDED FOR THREE WEEKS WITHOUT TREATS!
MY THEORY? I BET IT WAS DAVE CHAPPELLE WHO FUCKED THAT GREEN MONKEY ANYWAYS, AND THEN REFUTING TO THE SCIENTIFIC THEORY IN ORDER TO PUT A CARPET OVER HIS HUMILIATING DEED. GOOD JOB YOU BIG FUCKING COVERUP FAILURE, YOUR ANIMALISTIC BEHAVIOURS MANIFEST THEMSELVES IN YOUR FUCKING VILE STAGE ACTS. GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE AND GO PERFORM ON TOP OF A RISING VOLCANO YOU ASSHOLE. AND TO THINK CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ARE SPECULATING THAT THE WESTERN GOVERNMENTS PRODUCED THIS INCURABLE DISEASE IN ORDER TO DESTROY AFRICA... HA. IF ONLY YOUR COUNTRY WAS THAT FUCKING BRILLIANT YOU HICKY WHITE TRASH FAGGOTS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE THE HELL AIDS CAME FROM. APPARENTLY IT WAS INTRODUCED TO THE HUMAN RACE AFTER SOME HORNY ASSHOLE FUCKED A "GREEN MONKEY" IN AFRICA. GO FUCKING FIGURE YOU VILE ASSHOLES ... AT LEAST IT WAS A "GREEN MONKEY", INDICATING THAT UNLIKE THE REST OF THE POPULATION AROUND HIM, THE PERPETRATING NIGGER HIMSELF WAS NOT A RACIST ONE. I REMEMBERED DAVE CHAPPELLE ONCE MADE A STAGE JOKE ABOUT HOW THIS SPECULATION COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE TRUE, CONSIDERING AS I QUOTE HIM, "NOBODY FUCKS A MONKEY ONE DAY AND THEN FUCK A HUMAN THE NEXT DAY, BECAUSE ONCE YOU FUCK A MONKEY, YOUR PREFERENCE OF SEXUALITY IS FIXED ON FUCKING MONKEYS. THIS STRICTLY RESTRICTS ANY CHANCE OF HAVING SEXUAL INTERACTIONS WITH THE HUMAN RACE." THEN THE CROWD APPLAUDS HIM, THINKING "WOW, THIS MEMBER OF THE BLACK NEGROID RACE IS ONE OF ACTUAL IMPRESSIVE LOGIC!" WRONG.
I STRONGLY REFUTE TO HIS ACADEMIC RESEARCH THESIS. WHY? BECAUSE ESPECIALLY IN A COUNTRY LIKE AFRICA, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN A MONKEY AND ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE BLACK RACE ANYWAYS?! THAT BIG SAVAGE NIGGER COULD HAVE JUST FUCKED A MONKEY THE FIRST DAY THINKING IT WAS HIS WIFE THEREFORE CONTRACTING AIDS, AND THEN FUCKED HIS WIFE THE NEXT DAY IN ORDER TO PRODUCE HIS EIGHTY-FIFTH OFFSPRING IN HIS COMMUNAL FAMILY! AND THEN HIS WIFE, BEING THE CHEATING FUCKING SKANK SHE IS, WENT ON AND SLEPT WITH THE MAILMAN WHO DELIVERS AFRICAN LETTERS WRITTEN IN HIEROGLYPHIC IMAGES (SEEING THAT MOST NIGGERS ARE ILLITERATE AND HAVE NO EFFECTIVE SYSTEM OF LITERACY). THE MAILMAN THEN JERKED OFF INTO EVERY SINGLE ENVELOPE IN HIS POSTAL OFFICE AND SPREAD AIDS ACROSS THE CONTINENT, INFECTING EVERYONE! NO! BAD JAMAL, BAD! GO BACK TO YOUR DOGPEN JAMAL, GROUNDED FOR THREE WEEKS WITHOUT TREATS!
MY THEORY? I BET IT WAS DAVE CHAPPELLE WHO FUCKED THAT GREEN MONKEY ANYWAYS, AND THEN REFUTING TO THE SCIENTIFIC THEORY IN ORDER TO PUT A CARPET OVER HIS HUMILIATING DEED. GOOD JOB YOU BIG FUCKING COVERUP FAILURE, YOUR ANIMALISTIC BEHAVIOURS MANIFEST THEMSELVES IN YOUR FUCKING VILE STAGE ACTS. GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE AND GO PERFORM ON TOP OF A RISING VOLCANO YOU ASSHOLE. AND TO THINK CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ARE SPECULATING THAT THE WESTERN GOVERNMENTS PRODUCED THIS INCURABLE DISEASE IN ORDER TO DESTROY AFRICA... HA. IF ONLY YOUR COUNTRY WAS THAT FUCKING BRILLIANT YOU HICKY WHITE TRASH FAGGOTS.
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