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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Monday, May 11, 2009

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - THE ANATOMY OF


1. "Blackened" (Metallica cover) (James Hetfield, Jason Newsted, Lars Ulrich) – 6:40
2. "Kickstart My Heart" (Mötley Crüe cover) (Nikki Sixx) – 4:55
3. "The Day I Tried to Live" (Soundgarden cover) (Chris Cornell) – 5:28
4. "Bicycle Race" (Queen cover) (Freddie Mercury) – 3:09
5. "Three of a Perfect Pair" (King Crimson cover) (Adrian Belew, Bill Bruford, Robert Fripp, Tony Levin) – 4:11
6. "Us and Them" (Pink Floyd cover) (Rick Wright, Roger Waters) – 7:52
7. "Geek U.S.A." (The Smashing Pumpkins cover) (Billy Corgan) – 5:25
8. "Forced March" (Earth Crisis cover) (Karl Buechner) – 3:52
9. "Territory" (Sepultura cover) (Sepultura) – 4:50
10. "Change" (Blind Melon cover) (Blind Melon) – 4:07
11. "Malpractice" (Faith No More cover) (Mike Patton) – 4:02
12. "Little 15" (Depeche Mode cover) (Martin L. Gore) – 4:31
13. "Cemetery Gates" (Pantera cover) (Phil Anselmo, Darrell Abbott, Rex Brown, Vinne Paul Abbott) – 7:05
14. "Colorblind" (Counting Crows cover) (Adam Duritz, Charlie Gillingham) – 3:47

BRIEF REVIEW:

OH LOOK IT'S ANOTHER SHITTY COVER ALBUM DONE BY AN EX-METALCORE BAND THAT ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE GIVES A PUTRID FUCK ABOUT. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU FAGGOTS THINK YOU ARE, EVERGREEN TERRACE? BY FOLLOWING THE HERD OF THE GAY COMMUNITY AND RELEASING A FUCKING COVER ALBUM, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS NOT CREATIVE OR PAYING HOMAGE TO THE BANDS THAT COMPLETED YOU THROUGHOUT YOUR SADO-MASOCHISTICALLY ANAL-RAPED YOUTH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. INSTEAD, IT MERELY PROVES THAT YOU'RE UNDER TOO MUCH PRESSURE FROM YOUR RECORD LABEL TO MEET A DEADLINE, SO YOU CAN BE A PRODUCT OF THEIR EXPLOITATION -- AN "EXPLOITATION" PARALLEL TO THE TREATMENT OF YOUR TRAILOR-TRASH A-DOLLAR-A-FUCK MOTHERS GROWING UP IN BUMFUCK, NORTH CAROLINA YOU DUMBASS DIPSHITS. SUCH IS THE INEVITABLE OUTCOME OF BEING SIGNED TO VICTORY RECORDS... WHAT A FUCKING PARADOX THAT EVERY BAND SIGNED TO A LABEL NAMED "VICTORY" EVENTUALLY LOSES IN LIFE. WANNA JUDGE MORE BOOKS BY ITS COVERS YOU STUPID ILLITERATE SUBHUMAN RETARDS?

SPEAKING OF THIS FUCKING FAGGOT BAND, DOESN'T THE LEAD VOCALIST HAVE AN ELECTRONICA SIDE PROJECT CALLED "GILES"? GOOD JOB SELLING OUT YOUR FAGGOT SOUL YOU INANE DISCO-FAG RAVER. WHILE YOU ARE ON SUCH SHEER MAGNITUDE OF UNDERWORTHY FAGGOTRY, WHY DON'T YOU MOVE TO AUSTRIA AND START A FUCKING NIGHT CLUB YOU DUMBFUCK? WE CAN MAKE IT A STRIP CLUB WITH YOU BEING THE TOP NOTCH DANCER SLIDING YOUR CROOKED PENIS UP AND DOWN A LUBRICATED POLE. I'M SURE YOUR AUDIENCE WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY OVERDOSING ON WHATEVER THE FUCKING ILLICIT SUBSTANCE THE COUNTRY'S UNDERGROUND MARKET WILL HAVE TO OFFER, JUST TO TUNE OUT YOUR HORRENDOUSLY REPETITIVE DIGITALLY-PROGRAMMED GIBBERISH.

BEFORE YOU HAVE MORE CRAP FOR US TO STOMACH, KINDLY OPEN YOURSELVES UP TO MY FOLLOWING ADVICE:

GO TAKE A SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

BRB, I'M GOING TO FLUSH MYSELF DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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