2. Alaska
3. Croakies and Boatshoes
4. Selkies: The Endless Obsession
5. Breathe in, Breathe Out
6. Roboturner
7. Backwards Marathon
8. Medicine Wheel
9. Primer
10. Autodidact
11. Laser Speed
3. Croakies and Boatshoes
4. Selkies: The Endless Obsession
5. Breathe in, Breathe Out
6. Roboturner
7. Backwards Marathon
8. Medicine Wheel
9. Primer
10. Autodidact
11. Laser Speed
BRIEF REVIEW:
WHY IN THE FUCKING WORLD WOULD YOU EVER LOSE YOUR STUPID MIND AND NAME YOUR BRILLIANTLY ACCLAIMED ALBUM AFTER A STATE THAT (1) NOBODY CAN POINT OUT ON A MAP AND (2) IS CONNECTED TO CANADA YOU FUCKING GEOGRAPHICALLY-IGNORANT COCK WORSHIPPERS? WHAT IS THIS, A TRIBUTE TO SARAH PALIN? HAHAHA. THAT FUCKING WHORISH REDNECK PRODUCT OF AN INBREEDING-RITUAL-GONE-WRONG! I'VE NEVER MET A WORSE MEDIA GIMMICK IN MY LIFE OTHER THAN ... OH, WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN ... OH YEAH, BARACK OBAMA! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT'S OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM TRANSFORMING INTO? ANOTHER ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY? NEXT THING YOU KNOW, JA RULE IS GOING TO RUN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE AND FUCKING PAINT THE WHOLE WASHINGTON DC BLACK THAT STUPID NIGGEROONI. HE SURE AS FUCK WILL GET MY VOTE!! A STEP FORWARD FOR BLACK PEOPLE IS TWO STEPS BACK FOR THE WHITE CRACKERS WHOM HAVE SACRIFICES TONS OF THEIR WORTHLESS BLOODSHED INTO THE MAKING OF THIS HOLY FUCKING DISINTEGRATING NATION!
I DON'T GET WHY MUSICIANS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS AND/OR GEOPOLITICS ALL THE TIME. I MEAN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS AGAIN? SYNDROME OF A DOWN? THAT VOCALIST SERJ THE FAGGOT CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR TWO YEARS BY FLOATING ADRIFT ON A LOG, SEEKING REFUGE FROM HIS WAR-TORN LAND BARELY ABLE TO PRONOUNCE A DOZEN OF THE ENGLISH ALPHABETS AND NOW HE'S IN A BAND SCREAMING ANTI-ZIONIST NONSENSE? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CONTINENT AND GET BUTCHERED BY YOUR RADICAL NINE YEAR OLD AK47 STRAPPED CHILD REBELS YOU FUCKING SAND-NIGGER PAKI. THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH OUR "SECURE" BORDERS, WE ALLOW TOO MANY MIDDLE-EASTERN FAGGOTS INTO OUR COUNTRY, ALLOWING THEM TO PULL DEVASTATING 9/11 OPERATIONS, AND THEN IN ORDER TO RELIEVE OURSELVES OF THE BLAME, WE FUCKING POINT FINGERS AT CANADA. WHAT THE FUCK DID CANADA EVER DO TO WAGE WAR ON US? THREATEN TO PUT A SANCTION ON THE MEAT TRADE?? HAHAHAHAHAHA. HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THESE TERRORISTS DIDN'T PULL A 360 ON THE GLOBE AND SMUGGLED THEMSELVES IN THROUGH THE SHORES OF ALASKA? HOLY SHIT, WAKE UP MY FELLOW AMERICANS. YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC.
THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS COUNTRY'S DREADED POLITICAL INFOTAINMENT. I'M MOVING TO THE INDONESIAN ISLANDS WHERE I'LL START A BAND WITH ALL THOSE IRATE "INDO-CRUSADER" FAGGOTS AND THEIR HORRIBLY GENERIC DEATH-METALCORE BULLSHIT THAT THEY CONSTANTLY PROMOTE ON THE CHATTERBOX TO THE RIGHT. OH GOD SAVE ME. BY GOD I MEAN THE BUDDHIST GOD... OR HIS EQUALLY-FATASS WIFE... OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE INDO-CHINKY FAGGOTS BELIEVE IN.
I'M GOING TO TRAMPLE ALL OVER THEIR ISLAND WITH MY 370 POUNDS OF CALORIES AND HOPEFULLY STOMP A HOLE LARGE ENOUGH TO SINK THEIR ISLAND AS A WHOLE. IF TITANIC WAS ABLE TO BE SUNK, WHAT MAKES YOU FUCKING THINK THEIR TWENTY ACRES OF TURD SOIL ISN'T?
I DON'T GET WHY MUSICIANS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS AND/OR GEOPOLITICS ALL THE TIME. I MEAN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS AGAIN? SYNDROME OF A DOWN? THAT VOCALIST SERJ THE FAGGOT CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR TWO YEARS BY FLOATING ADRIFT ON A LOG, SEEKING REFUGE FROM HIS WAR-TORN LAND BARELY ABLE TO PRONOUNCE A DOZEN OF THE ENGLISH ALPHABETS AND NOW HE'S IN A BAND SCREAMING ANTI-ZIONIST NONSENSE? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CONTINENT AND GET BUTCHERED BY YOUR RADICAL NINE YEAR OLD AK47 STRAPPED CHILD REBELS YOU FUCKING SAND-NIGGER PAKI. THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH OUR "SECURE" BORDERS, WE ALLOW TOO MANY MIDDLE-EASTERN FAGGOTS INTO OUR COUNTRY, ALLOWING THEM TO PULL DEVASTATING 9/11 OPERATIONS, AND THEN IN ORDER TO RELIEVE OURSELVES OF THE BLAME, WE FUCKING POINT FINGERS AT CANADA. WHAT THE FUCK DID CANADA EVER DO TO WAGE WAR ON US? THREATEN TO PUT A SANCTION ON THE MEAT TRADE?? HAHAHAHAHAHA. HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THESE TERRORISTS DIDN'T PULL A 360 ON THE GLOBE AND SMUGGLED THEMSELVES IN THROUGH THE SHORES OF ALASKA? HOLY SHIT, WAKE UP MY FELLOW AMERICANS. YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC.
THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS COUNTRY'S DREADED POLITICAL INFOTAINMENT. I'M MOVING TO THE INDONESIAN ISLANDS WHERE I'LL START A BAND WITH ALL THOSE IRATE "INDO-CRUSADER" FAGGOTS AND THEIR HORRIBLY GENERIC DEATH-METALCORE BULLSHIT THAT THEY CONSTANTLY PROMOTE ON THE CHATTERBOX TO THE RIGHT. OH GOD SAVE ME. BY GOD I MEAN THE BUDDHIST GOD... OR HIS EQUALLY-FATASS WIFE... OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE INDO-CHINKY FAGGOTS BELIEVE IN.
I'M GOING TO TRAMPLE ALL OVER THEIR ISLAND WITH MY 370 POUNDS OF CALORIES AND HOPEFULLY STOMP A HOLE LARGE ENOUGH TO SINK THEIR ISLAND AS A WHOLE. IF TITANIC WAS ABLE TO BE SUNK, WHAT MAKES YOU FUCKING THINK THEIR TWENTY ACRES OF TURD SOIL ISN'T?
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