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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Monday, March 8, 2010

ANODYNE - QUIET WARS


Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 01 - Silent Weapons.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 02 - Sometimes No Means Right.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 03 - Coriolis Acceleration.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 04 - The Great Assimilator.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 05 - Cities Of The Plain.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 06 - Untermyer Park.mp3
Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 07 - The Extremist.mp3


BRIEF REVIEW:

I'M EXTREMELY APOLOGETIC FOR MY LACK OF UPDATES IN QUITE A WHILE. AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE BY THE DEPICTION OF THIS GROTESQUE ALBUM ART, I'VE BEEN WAY TOO BUSY BEING ASS-RAPED BY A GIGANTIC GARGOYLE THE SIZE OF THE NEW DUBAI TOWER. SPEAKING OF THE DUBAI TOWER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SAUDI ARABIA CAN POSSIBLY CONSTRUCT THE NEWEST TALLEST FREE-STANDING STRUCTURE OF THE WORLD WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SOME FUCKING NASTY ASS HIJAB-WEARING ARAB SUICIDE BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF IT ON THE TOP LEVEL. LIFE IS FULL OF MYSTERIES, I GUESS. SPEAKING OF MYSTERIES, I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I'VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF SLEEP FOR SO LONG. I WENT TO SEE ALICE IN WONDERLAND ON ACID ONE NIGHT BY MY SAD, LONESOME SELF AND THAT SCARED THE LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME AND TRAUMATIZED ME FOR THE REST OF MY ETERNAL LIFE. WHENEVER I CLOSE MY EYES I CAN STILL SEE A RABBIT POPPING OUT OF A DEEP RABBIT HOLE THAT IS MY LOOSELY STRETCHED ANUS. I AM AS LOOSE AS A GOOSE YOU FAGGOTS, WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME FROM MY REAR TRAIN TUNNEL WHILE SINGING THE LOOSEY GOOSEY SONG?

SERIOUSLY I'VE BEEN ALONE AND SINGLE FOR SO FUCKING LONG THAT I POSTED A WEBCAM IMAGE OF MYSELF ON HOTORNOT.COM IN ORDER TO HAVE THE WORLD EVALUATE MY SELF-CONSCIOUS APPEARANCE (AND POSSIBLY SCORE A DATE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY SAD VIRGIN LIFE). A WEEK LATER I RECEIVED A FUCKING LAWSUIT DOCUMENT FROM THE SITE'S LAWYER CLAIMING I'VE BROKE THEIR SCALE. FUCKING GODSHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FUCKING FACE?! WORRIED AS HELL, I RAN TO THE WASHROOM AND RINSED IT WITH WHATEVER THE FUCKING DRAINEL LIQUID I CAN FIND THAT'S PLACED UNDERNEATH THE TOILET TANK. I BELIEVE IT HAS DRASTICALLY ENHANCED MY APPEARANCE CONSIDERING NOW I CAN NO LONGER SEE. THANK GOD I AM ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY IDOL, STEVIE WONDER!!

WHY DID STEVIE WONDER SMILE ALL THE TIME? BECAUSE HE NEVER KNEW HE WAS A NIGGER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*FART*

ME SO FUNNIE
at 3/08/2010 12:52:00 AM

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