1. Arctor
2. Carnot Engine
3. Portable Crematorium
4. Zero World
5. Infernal Machine
6. Mind Is a Terrible Thing
7. Plastic Will
8. Against Architecture
9. In the Desert Sound Precedes Sight
10. Blood Meridian
11. Philosophy of Failure
12. From the End of the World
13. Standing on the Beach
BRIEF REVIEW:
A LIFETIME OF GRAY SKIES? THAT'S REALLY FUCKING SAD. TO MAKE THINGS MORE PLEASANT, THEY SHOULD BE MORE LIKE A LIFETIME OF GAY SKIES RAINING SPERM STRAIGHT INTO MY FAGGOT MOUTH. THAT'S MORE LIKE AN ALBUM TITLE. IF I LIVED UNDER A LIFETIME OF GRAY SKIES I'D PROBABLY HANG MYSELF IN THE CORNER OF A GREENHOUSE WITH ALL THE DEAD PLANTS WITHIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. SOMETIMES I LOOK AT A BUNCH OF VEGETABLES AND I CRY OVER HOW THEIR STAGNANT LIFE IS MORE WORTHY OF LIVING THAN MY OWN. BWAHHH!! MAY I BORROW A TISSUE FROM ONE OF YOU EMO FAGGOTS CURRENTLY VIEWING MY WEBSITE PLEASE?
SOMETIMES I GET MAD AT LIFE DUE TO MY LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS, BEING A FAT NO-LIFE LOSER WHO SITS HOME AND JERKS OFF MY PENIS TO WEIRD UNDERAGED FOOT-FETISH PORNOGRAPHY HOSTED FROM UNDERGROUND SERVERS OF KAZAKHSTAN. IN AMIDST OF MY MADNESS, I GO CARJACK A PUBLIC VEHICLE AND GO ON A STREET RAMPAGE. THE ONLY ISSUE IS THE VEHICLE I FUCKING GTA'D IS A FUCKING STREETCAR. HOW THE HELL CAN I POSSIBLY STEER THE TRACK OF A FUCKING STREETCAR AWAY FROM THE CHASE OF COPS?! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY PUZZLING. AS I STEP ON THE ACCELERATOR PEDAL, THERE ARE FIVE COP VEHICLES FLASHING RIGHT BEHIND ME FOR THE WORLD GUINNESS RECORD OF THE SLOWEST CHASE IN THE SLOWEST FUCKING POLICE PURSUIT OF MANKIND. THE FUCKING VEHICLE CHASE WAS SO SLOW THAT I FELL INTO A COMA BEFORE RUNNING INTO 10,000 HAGGY GRANDMOTHERS CROSSING THE STREET. TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS AGING FAGGOTS, I'LL HELP YOU ASSHOLES TO STOP AGING BEFORE YOU ALL ARE SOMEHOW OBLIGATED TO BE PUT UNDER GAY ASS "RETIREMENT HOMES" THAT ARE FUNDED BY THE STATE'S TAXPAYER'S MONEY, LIVING OFF EXPENSES PAID BY UNEMPLOYED ASSHOLES LIKE MYSELF!
WHERE THE HELL DO I GO WITH A STREET CAR IN A POLICE CHASE WHEN ALL THE ROUTES ARE FUCKING FIXED BY RAILWAYS? I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW! AS I ARRIVED BEFORE A FORK AND REQUIRED TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY RIGHT FROM THE OTHERWISE STRAIGHT ROUTE THAT THE STREETCAR WAS DESIGNATED TO RUN ON, I REALIZED I HAD TO CHANGE COURSE. HAVING NO ELECTRIC SWITCH TO ALTER THE TURNING LEVER ON THE TRACK, I HAD TO EXIT THE STREET CAR WITH A METALLIC STICK TO CHANGE THE LOCK ON THE TRACKS. THE COPS JUST FUCKING STOOD THERE AND GAWKED AT ME IN DUMBFOUNDEDNESS. DON'T BE JEALOUS THAT I'M SEXY YOU FUCKING FAT HONKEY LAW ENFORCEMENT FAGGOTS! I WAS SO AWESOME I EVEN TOOK A DUMP RIGHT ON ONE OF THEIR VEHICLE'S WINDSHIELDS. IN DEFENCE, THEY ACTIVATED THEIR WINDSHIELD WIPERS THAT BRUSHED THROUGH MY VILE CORNS OF SHIT AND SPLATTERED OVER A DOZEN OF NIGGER CHILDREN WHICH SUBSEQUENTLY MADE THEM BLACKER THAN THEIR UNFORTUNATE COLOUR ALREADY WAS.
THE TRANSIT COMMISSION'S CHAIRMAN FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AND DECIDED TO BLACK OUT THE ELECTRICITY FOR THE CITY AND THUS PUTTING A STOP TO MY SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTE RAMPAGE (MINUS THE SHIT I TOOK, OF COURSE). CONSIDERING THE WHOLE CITY WAS IN BLACKOUT, I PROCEEDED TO ROB A JAMAICAN CONVENIENCE STORE OF ALL OF ITS AIDS AND PLACED IT IN A BOX THAT'S SENT TO HAITI FOR EARTHQUAKE RELIEF. HAHAHA I HOPE I GET A THANK YOU LETTER FROM THE RED CROSS OR SOMETHING!
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL
THE TRANSIT COMMISSION'S CHAIRMAN FINALLY HAD ENOUGH AND DECIDED TO BLACK OUT THE ELECTRICITY FOR THE CITY AND THUS PUTTING A STOP TO MY SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTE RAMPAGE (MINUS THE SHIT I TOOK, OF COURSE). CONSIDERING THE WHOLE CITY WAS IN BLACKOUT, I PROCEEDED TO ROB A JAMAICAN CONVENIENCE STORE OF ALL OF ITS AIDS AND PLACED IT IN A BOX THAT'S SENT TO HAITI FOR EARTHQUAKE RELIEF. HAHAHA I HOPE I GET A THANK YOU LETTER FROM THE RED CROSS OR SOMETHING!
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL
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Wandar Candy
“ I mean— She stopped. Why do you like Francisco? Your brother James in particular. It cost eight million dollars. The value of Rearden Metal is beside the point? Arent you confusing the standards involved? You cannot expect them to support science. The sincerity of his voice was genuine.
Savous dearly wished to believe that Hyle was enjoyably distracted now, but he knew better. Nialdlye suckled her nipple as she yanked the ties that held the blouse closed. He nodded, slid an arm about Irins shoulders, and led his truemate from the room. They had fought about it too often for Eyrhaen not to know what he meant. Only then did she become aware of the attention of the others in the balcony. Radins lips brushed her temples, his fingers still stroking her loose hair. She shook her head. He pulled her from Gala into his own embrace. The room was in partial disarray, furniture turned in odd angles. Eyrhaen took a deep breath, chiding herself not to be weak. Her lip curled, and she shoved at his chest. She probably deserved their scorn, but really, enough was enough. It put his nose right above hers, his bright eyes boring down into her skull. A tiny bud that burst alive when warm lips slid over it. Then, when she started babbling, begging for more, he picked up speed. He was too tall for her lips to meet his normally. He stopped beside a chair matching the couch, perhaps three paces away. He shared in her laughter, and she gloried at how easy it was. I would cherish any child you had by any man. Because she could not deny him—deny them—any longer.
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