MOST DEFINITELY THE WORST HARDCORE / METALCORE / GRINDCORE BLOGSPOT ON THE NET

HTTP://WWW.DEADONTHEDANCEFLOOR.COM
HTTP://DEADONTHEDANCEFLOOR.BLOGSPOT.COM

VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Anodyne - The Outer Dark

1. Lucky Sky Diamond
2. Form Is Emptiness
3. Tenderness And Wolves
4. Knives
5. Black Pearl
6. Our Lady Of Assassins
7. Finest Craftsman
8. Like Water In Water


BRIEF REVIEW:

ANY HALF A MORON WHO LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND INTO THE SKY AT ANY GIVEN TIME OF THE DAY WOULD REALIZE SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT. THEY BLAME IT ON GLOBAL WARMING OR CLIMATE CHANGE, BUT LITTLE DO YOU FUCKING NAIVELY HOMOSEXUAL SHEEPS KNOW THAT MOST OF THE CLIMATE DISASTERS IN THIS WORLD SYNTHETICALLY MAN-MADE, THANKS TO THE INVENTION OF WEATHER-CONTROL SYSTEMS THAT THEY CALL "HAARP", SITUATED IN DIFFERENT ISLANDS CAUSING TORNADO'S, TSUNAMIS AND SHIFTS IN TECTONIC PLATES TO IMPOVERISHED THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES. ANODYNE IS JUST THE BAND TO PROMOTE THE AWARENESS OF EVIL WESTERN-GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES IN THEIR FUCKING GAY CONCEPT ALBUM, "THE OUTER DARK". THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS A FUCKING ENGINEERED CONSPIRACY. IN AN ERA OF ONE-WORLD SHADOWY GOVERNMENTS, WE ALL KNOW THAT NINE-ELEVEN WAS AN INSIDE JOB, MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MURDERED BY THE CIA, AND LADY GAGA'S PENIS IS ACTUALLY A SECRET RADIO TRANSMISSION DEVICE INTO ANOTHER GALAXY USED BY EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS TO STUDY THE HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM EVERY NIGHT WHEN SHE GETS FUCKED BY JAZZ PLAYERS IN A MANHATTAN NIGHT CLUB FULL OF YIPPIES WHO SECRETLY ASSASSINATED JFK WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE AT THE TIME.

THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES MAKE JUST SO MUCH SENSE TO ME. IT WASN'T UNTIL THE PROLIFERATION OF THE INTERNET UNTIL I REALIZED JUST WHAT A FUCKED UP WORLD WE LIVE IN. I WONDER HOW PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY BE SO DARING AS TO EXPOSE THE SECRET WORLD ORDER OF LIZARD-LIKE GOVERNMENT RUNNING THE UPPER ECHELONS OF OUR GOVERNMENT WITHOUT BEING CRUSHED INTO LITTLE ATOMS?! OBVIOUSLY THESE SURVIVORS WHO TOLD THEIR TALES OVER YOUTUBE MUST HAVE BEEN VERY LUCKY TO HAVE ESCAPED THE WRATH OF GEORGE W. BUSH THE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTER. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT FAGGOT PRESIDENT LOOKED WEIRD, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT HE CAME FROM A FAMILY OF AMPHIBIANS. NOW I CAN'T JERK OFF TO HIS FUCKING TWO SEXY BLONDE DAUGHTERS WITHOUT THE DISGUSTING FEELING LIKE I'M BEATING OFF TO ANIMORPHIC BEASTIAL PRIMATES. SHAME ON ME NIGGA!

THIS WHOLE ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT UNDER THE NEW WORLD ORDER THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN FOLLOWING THE END OF THE WORLD ON DECEMBER 21ST OF 2012 TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. SO I PAID A VISIT TO THE MAYANS AND ASKED THEM WHAT THEY COULD DO FOR ME TO SAVE MY UNWORTHY SOUL. PECULIARLY, THEY OPENED UP A GATE TO THE UNDERGROUND AND TOLD ME TO JUST HIBERNATE THERE FOR TWO YEARS UNTIL THE DISASTER'S OVER. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS... FUCKING VIETNAM, ALL OVER AGAIN?! FUCK THESE NASTY LOOKING CENTRAL-AMERICAN SAVAGE NATIVES. I PUNCHED ONE OF THEM IN THE FACE, STOLE ALL THE BERRIES AND THREW IT AT THEIR INBRED LOOKING CHILDREN BEFORE RAPING THEM VIOLENTLY. BOMB SHELTERS MY ASS, I'D RATHER DIE IN A DOOMSDAY THAN TO LIVE IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD THAT'S GOVERNED BY ABORIGINAL COMMUNES. FUCK YOU FAGGOT ROSWELL47-INVOLVED ALIEN CONSPIRATORS FOR MAKING MY WORLD THE DYSTOPIA IT IS. I'M GOING TO INFILTRATE INTO YOUR ADVANCED MAGNETIC FLYING SAUCERS AND BEAT OFF MY OWN SAUCER ALL OVER THE MAIN SWITCHBOARD AND IMPREGNATING YOUR MOTHER (SHIP). 


REMEMBER, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT AFTER YOU!

(JUST JOKING, THIS ALBUM'S NOT ABOUT CONSPIRACIES. HAHAHAHA WASTED YOUR TIME FOR NOTHING YOU GRAND FAGGOT)

3 comments:

Wenhao Guo said...

nike air max,nike roshe,nike huarache
hermes outlet online
manchester united jersey
north face jackets
nhl jerseys wholesale
denver broncos jerseys
lebron james jersey
colts jerseys
washington redskins jerseys
supra shoes
dolphins jerseys
patriots jerseys
oklahoma city thunder jerseys
coach outlet
true religion jeans
rolex watches uk
vans shoes
seattle seahawks jerseys
arizona cardinals jerseys
lebron james shoes
hermes outlet
toms shoes outlet online
nike soccer shoes
toms outlet
kyrie irving jersey
nike running shoes
chanel handbags
spurs jersey
kobe 9
barcelona soccer jersey
yongri0723

mao qiuyun said...

hermes bags
michael kors outlet
links of london
louis vuitton outlet
pandora jewelry
cheap nhl jerseys
true religion jeans
swarovski crystal
ray ban sunglasses
iphone cases
chanel handbags
longchamp outlet
coach outlet online
nfl jerseys wholesale
ray ban sunglasses
ugg sale
barbour coats
air jordan shoes
jordan shoes
nike huarache
oakley outlet
michael kors outlet
michael kors uk
cyber monday deals
ugg australia
ray ban sunglasses
true religion outlet
ray ban sunglasses
lululemon outlet
ralph lauren uk
ray ban
cheap nfl jerseys
ugg outlet
michael kors factory outlet
christian louboutin online
nike air force 1
hermes outlet
christian louboutin uk
ralph lauren
rolex watches
1022maoqiuyun

xumeiqing said...

151230meiqing
ugg boots
ray ban outlet
cheap jordans
pandora jewelry
chanel handbags
christian louboutin outlet
oakley sunglasses
louis vuitton outlet
coach outlet
cheap uggs
nike air huarache
ray ban sunglasses
ugg clearance
hollister
gucci shoes
louis vuitton outlet
jordan retro
supra shoes
nfl jerseys
ugg boots
louis vuitton
coach factory outlet
louboutin pas cher
louis vuitton
michael kors outlet
fake oakleys
ugg slippers
ralph lauren polo
jordan 11s
louis vuitton handbags
coach outlet store online
uggs outlet
chanel outlet
cheap jerseys
air max 95
gucci outlet
michael kors handbags
louis vuitton handbags
ralph lauren uk
cheap soccer shoes