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Saturday, December 13, 2008

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - BEASTIAL MACHINERY (DISCOGRAPHY)


1. 5% Control
2. Scrutinized
3. Hollowpoint
4. Conform To Death
5. Life Is Pain
6. Profit Is The Motive
7. Snake Charmer
8. Chasing A Dream
9. Allegiance
10. Information
11. Loss For Words
12. Your Insecurity
13. Rich Get Richer
14. Ode To A Junkie
15. Crawl Of The Mind
16. What I Did On My Summer Vacation
17. One More Drink
18. Forgotten In Space (Voivod)
19. Letter Bomb
20. El Topo
21. Vapor Lock
22. Victims As Dogs
23. Dead Above The Neck
24. The Executioner VS. The Sodomite
25. From Above
26. Green Inferno
27. 100 Dead Rabbits
28. Circle Of Shit
29. Amputee
30. Eight Girls Instead Of Nine
31. Sex On The Flag
32. The Newlyweds Are Raped
33. Mule
34. 10.000 Bullets
35. Centipede
36. Lithium Daydream
37. Doubled Over
38. Suicide Note #1
39. From Filth To Defilement
40. Who Can Wreck The Infinite
41. Morphine Constipation
42. Unholy BMX Fights The Nod (Morphine Constipation Remix)
43. Exceptional Waste
44. Fat Fucking Chance
45. Holy Mountain
46. Sweetback
47. Arrival Of Bees
48. Where You Like
49. Powertrip
50. Worthless
51. Pain In Living
52. Lose Your Will
53. Unbelievable Stress
54. Another Useless Asshole
55. My Life Is A Money Pit
56. Debilitating Headache
57. Powerfail
58. Paradigm
59. The Power Of Dolemite
60. Cut To Happy Hour
61. Military Scientist
62. Kool-Aid Feedbag
63. The Big Fuck You
64. Computer Lethargy
65. Non-Action
66. Anti-Septic
67. Hessian Bodyfarm
68. Solvent
69. Glade, A Straw and A Sandwich Bag
70. Headglass
71. DC 5
72. Hungry Child (C.O.C.)
73. I'd Rather Be Sleeping (D.R.I.)
74. I Don't Need Society (D.R.I.)
75. Black Ass, White Dick
76. Black Market Blastbeats
77. Death Takes A Shit 2 (Assnuke)
78. Ketamine And Kryptonite
79. Pud Rock

CD 2

1. Hammer Fight
2. Gravework
3. Can You Dig?
4. Retardo Montalbon
5. Death Takes A Shit
6. Panic Gasp
7. Hooker Bomb
8. Pigs Smell Fear
9. Fuck Your Soccer Mom
10. Baby Cannon
11. You Have No Rights
12. Just A Band
13. Obscene
14. Gorrendously Mutilated
15. Habitrail For Humanity
16. Inappropriate Response
17. Nickel Plated Knuckle Fuck
18. Recovering Contraband From A Constricted Airway
19. Nice Ass
20. Pinkworld
21. Hysterical Misery
22. My Own Rules
23. Intro
24. Mobilize
25. Measure The Bite Marks
26. 7,5%
27. The Alcoholic Pain
28. Eyes Like Two Pissholes In TheSnow
29. Pediatric Burn Unit
30. I Smell Really Bad
31. Ten Fucking Steps
32. The Grief That Summer Brings
33. Driven To Succeed
34. So Many Car Phones, So Few Bullets
35. McCarthy Witch Hunt
36. The River
37. Harvey
38. Hate Disguised As Legislation
39. Fucking Move Prick
40. The Pros And Cons Of The CIA
41. Scare Tactics
42. If You Thought Elvis
43. Disease Bomb
44. Gratuitous Wound Photos
45. Broken Political Wing
46. Full Metal Swimsuit
47. Swimming In The LaBrea Tar Pits
48. Tough Guy Bullshit
49. I Feel Dumb
50. Ritalin Attack
51. Absolutely No Samples
52. Silence
53. Driven To Succeed 2
54. Bloated And Complacent
55. Privy To War
56. Typical Tough Guy Bullshit
57. Man's Hate (Sore Throat)
58. I Gave You My Life
59. Control (Napalm Death)
60. Ladies And Gentlemen


Brief Review:

I LOVE HOW WITH THIS SHIT FUCKING BAND, THE DURATION IT TAKES YOU TO READ THESE TRACK LISTING TWICE EXCEEDS THE LENGTH OF THE WHOLE ALBUM. WHY DON'T THESE PEOPLE QUIT THEIR MINIMUM WAGE DAYJOBS AND JUST GO FUCKING WRITE A BOOK? I DON'T GET IT. THEY CAN NAME IT "THE BEASTIAL NATURE OF FAGGOTS" AND THEN GET IT PUBLISHED FROM PENGUIN BOOKS AND LISTED UNDER THE HOMOEROTICA SECTION IN EXPLICIT BROKE-ASS BOOKSTORES. FUCK YOU.

I BET YOU DOPEY TWATS LOVE HOW I SPENT A WEEK POSTING TEN MINUTE ALBUMS FROM THESE FUCKING REDNECK HICKS AND THEN TOP IT OFF WITH AN AUTODISCOGRAPHY THAT BASICALLY COVERED EVERYTHING IN THE PAST WEEK. OH GOD, I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ENOUGH TO TAKE LEISURE IN WASTING YOUR TIME AND HARDDRIVE CAPACITY. AT LEAST IT GIVES YOU SOME COVER-UP WHEN THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY RAIDS YOUR FUCKING PATHETIC BUNGALOW IN DESPERATE SEARCH FOR THE CHILD PORN ARCHIVES YOU MANAGED TO COLLECT FROM EVERY MALE INFANT-CARE CLINIC, YOU DISGUSTING REPULSIVE PIG.

NEXT UPDATE I'LL INJECT YOUR FUCKING PC WITH AIDS, FORMATTED IN A ZIP FILE AND YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW IT. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PULL DOWN MY SCRAWNY GIRLY SCENE-PANTS AND EJACULATE ALL OVER THE COMPRESSED ALBUM AND FORCE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO ORALLY INDULGE IN THE DELICACY LIKE A PIE. HOLY FUCKING DELICIOUS... AIDS, ANYONE?

YES I KNOW I'M REPEATING MYSELF AS WELL AS REPEATING MYSELF. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STFU YOU FAGGOTY FAGGOT FAGGOTS

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