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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - 7'' (BOVINE RECORDS)


A1 Mobilze
A2 Measure The Bite Marks
A3 7.5%
A4 The Alcoholic Pain
A5 Eyes Like Two Pissholes In The Snow
A6 Pediatric Burn Unit
A7 I Smell Really Bad
A8 Ten Fucking Steps
A9 The Grief That Summer Brings
A10 Driven To Succeed
A11 So Many Car Phones, So Few Bullets
A12 McCarthy Witch Hunt
A13 The River
A14 Harvey
A15 Hate Disguised As Legislation
A16 Fucking Move, Prick
B1 The Pros And Cons Of The CIA
B2 Scare Tactics
B3 If You Thought Elvis Was Good Live (Wait 'Til You See Him Dead)
B4 Disease Bomb
B5 Gratuitous Wound Photos
B6 Broken Political Wing
B7 Full Metal Swinsuit
B8 Swimming In The LaBrea Tar Pits
B9 Tough Guy Bullshit
B10 I Feel Dumb
B11 Ritalin Attack
B12 Absolutely No Samples
B13 Silence
B14 Untitled


BRIEF REVIEW:

SHIT BAND, SHIT MUSIC ALL COMPRESSED IN A SHIT VINYL. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE AMISH MORMONS? CAN'T AFFORD TO PRODUCE A CD, OR ARE THEY STILL LIVING IN THE FUCKING STONE AGES WHERE THEY HUNT AND GATHER DEERS FOR FOOD ON A DAILY BASIS? PERHAPS THAT EXPLAINS THEIR MISERABLY INDECIPHERABLE WAILING ALL THROUGHOUT THE CAUCUS OF NOISE... THEY ARE MERELY KILLING EACH OTHER WITH AXES FOR A PIECE OF FUCKING LAND. HOLY FUCKING BARBARIANS, GO BACK TO LESOTHO AND HAVE A FAMILY REUNION WITH YOUR AFRICAN BUSHMEN TRIBES... I CAN CLICK AND CLACK WITH MY TEETH TOO YOU FUCKING UNSOPHISTICATED FAGGOTS.

WOW, I'VE OBSERVED MORE SOPHISTICATED COMMUNICATION FROM DOLPHINS FOR GOD SAKES.

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