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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH DOPE

1. Bitch's Handbag Full of Money
2. Kill Theme for American Apeshit
3. Crap Cannon - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
4. Razor Blades Under the Dashboard
5. Repercussions in the Life of an Opportunistic, Pseudo-Intellectual ... - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Benumb, Pete
6. Doctored Results - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
7. Cermonial Gasmask - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
8. Hang the Pope - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Nuclear Assault
9. Machine Gun
10. Dead Battery - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
11. Manual Trauma - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
12. Time Vs. Necessity - Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Schultz
13. Blind Hatred Finds a Tit
14. Grandmother With AIDS
15. 5 Band Genetic Equalizer 2
16. Hungry Homeless Handjob
17. Chalking the Temporal God Module
18. Narcissistic Stimulant
19. North American Corpse Desecration
20. Cryogenic Husk
21. Sword Swallower
22. Ambulance Burning
23. 5 Band Genetic Equalizer
24. Drinking Games
25. Organ Donor
26. Contaminated Drug Supply
27. Fuckmaker


BRIEF REVIEW:

A FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH DOPE? HOLY FUCK, IMAGINE THE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES! I CAN LIGHT THAT SHIT UP LIKE A BONG AND SUCK IT IN THROUGH THE COCK, WHILE PLUGGING MY FINGERS IN AND OUT OF ITS ASSHOLE LIKE A FUCKING FILTER!

THAT FINE ASS SHIT WILL MAKE SNOOP DOGGY DOGG JEALOUS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! SHOOT ME!

I OBVIOUSLY CAN COMPOSE 10,000 SONGS ON A FUCKING SHITTY SEVEN INCH DISC TOO IF WROTE THIRTY SECOND SONGS CONSISTING OF ME JERKING OFF MY FAT FURRY CHIMPANZEE COCK OVER A DYSRHYTHMIC GUITAR CHORD, WHILE SCREAMING INCOHERENT NONSENSE DISGUISED AS POLITICAL CONTENT. DON'T WORRY, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS ALREADY DONE THAT. YOU'RE NOT AS ORIGINAL AS YOU'D LIKE TO THINK.

MAN I LOVE THIS WEBSITE, I CAN SIT HERE AND PUMMEL OUT NONSENSE ALL DAY AND STILL GET VISITORS. WHAT A FUCKING ESTEEM BOOST FOR MY COCKY NARCISSISTIC SELF-GRATIFICATION.

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