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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Saturday, January 1, 2011

DAUGHTERS - daughters 2010

1 The Virgin 2:03
2 The First Supper 3:19
3 The Hit 3:44
4 The Theatre Goer 3:40
5 Our Queens (One Is Many, Many Are One) 3:11
6 The Dead Singer 4:28
7 Sweet Georgia Brown 3:14
8 The Unattractive, Portable Head 4:16


BRIEF REVIEW:

EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO THIS BAND I THINK ABOUT INNOCENT LITTLE GIRLS BEING DEFILED AND VIOLATED BY THEIR FATHERS AFTER BEING SUSPENDED IN SCHOOL FOR SMOKING CRACK THROUGH THEIR TEACHER'S SKIN FLUTES. THESE IMAGERIES ARE SO FUCKING AROUSING THAT I AUTOMATICALLY GET MY FULL TWO AND A HALF INCHES OF ERECTION WHICH HAS BEEN THE MAXIMUM LENGTH I'VE EVER MANAGED TO OBTAIN. I LOVE JERKING OFF TO PREMATURE BRATS ON 12CHAN.ORG BEFORE IT WAS RAIDED BY THE FBI PARTYVAN. THESE LUICID IMAGERIES STAY IN MY MIND FOR SO LONG THAT SOME TIMES WHEN I HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET GROCERIES, I FEEL THE PRIMAL URGE TO STRIP MY PANTS FULLY DOWN JUST SO I CAN WANK IT WITH MY RIGHT HAND WHILE GRIPPING ONTO THE STEERING WHEEL WITH MY LEFT. THIS CONVENIENT METHOD IS HIGHLY EFFECTIVE AND RECOMMENDED FOR PRACTICE, DESPITE OF IT BEING SOMETIMES INCONVENIENT ESPECIALLY WHEN I HIT A SPEED BUMP WHICH STIMULATES THE ABRUPT ORGASM OF ACCIDENTALLY EJACULATING ALL OVER MY FACE. WATCH OUT RUSH HOUR, INCOMING MILK MAN CUTTING RIGHT THROUGH!

SOMETIMES I BLOW A LOAD ALL OVER MY WINDSHIELD AND THIS OBSTRUCTS MY CLARITY OF WHAT'S ON THE ROAD. FRANTICALLY, I ACTIVATE MY WINDSHIELD WIPERS ONLY TO REALIZE THAT THE LIQUID DRIPPING DOWN ON THE GLASS SHIELD IS ON THE INTERIOR. NOT KNOWING HOW TO GET RID OF THIS SUBSTANCE, I TURN ON THE HEAT AND ALL THE DRIPPING SEMEN VAPOURIZES INTO THE AIR AND TURNS INTO LITTLE WITTLE SPERMIE CLOUDS. THEY MAKE ME SNEEZE LIKE FUCKING HELL. BUT WORST OF ALL, WHEN I ROLL AROUND MY BLOCK TO PICK UP THE LOCAL PROSTITUTES, AS THEY STEP INTO MY RAGGEDY MOTHERFUCKING RUN-DOWN HYUNDAI MOBILE, THE SEMINAL VAPOURS SOMEHOW MANAGES TO MAKE IT INTO THEIR GROTESQUE CUNT AND IMPREGNATES THEM NINE MONTHS AFTER. HAD I KNOWN THIS BEFOREHAND, I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN USED A FUCKING CONDOM GODDAMNIT!!

I'VE FUCKED SO MANY PROSTITUTES BEFORE THAT IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ESCOURT INDUSTRY, I WOULD BE THE WORLD'S OLDEST AND MOST OBESE VIRGIN. IN FA(C)T I AM SO FUCKING OVERWEIGHT THAT THEY WOULD CHARGE A SPECIAL 30% GRATUITY TAX JUST TO STRADDLE ME WITH GREAT DIFFICULTIES. SOMETIMES WHEN THEY DO A SPLIT ON MY WAIST THEY WOULD SPRAIN THEIR PELVIS AND GET LOST IN MY PUBES.FOR WEEKS ON END. AS THEY SIFT THEIR WAY OUT OF THE JUNGLE TEN WEEKS AFTER, YOU WOULD SEE FLIERS EVERYWHERE ABOUT A MISSING LATOYA AND/OR SHANAINEI'S IN THE HOOD BEING DISTRIBUTED FROM THE AFRICAN AMERICAN PROSTITUTION RIGHTS ADVOCATES. I LOVE NASTY ASS NEGRA'S THAT ARE EQUALLY AS FAT AS I AM WITH AIDS-CONCENTRATED JUICE CUMMING DOWN FROM THEIR OUTWARDLY LIPPY VAGINA'S. WHOEVER SAID WHITE MEN DON'T COMMIT BEASTIALITY HAS NEVER ENGAGED IN AN INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HAHAH.

I HOPE OBAMA CATCHES AND DIES OF THE BLACK PLAGUE. AND BY BLACK PLAGUE, I MEAN AIDS BECAUSE IT IS A PLAGUE ENGINEERED TO EXIST AND DESTROY THE BLACK COMMUNITY... HAHAHAHA. (SHUT THE FUCK UP, I THOUGHT THAT WAS  FUCKING HILARIOUS.)

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