1. Soldier
2. First Born
3. Dirty Jer-Z
4. Father's Marathon, A
5. Guaranteed
6. Pacemaker
6. Pacemaker
7. Stranglehold
8. Sick World
8. Sick World
9. Shaydee
10. Weak Link
11. Phoenix, The
12. Soldier - (previously unreleased, live)
13. Shaydee - (previously unreleased, live)
BRIEF REVIEW:
OH LOOK AT ME NIGGA I'M FROM DA BRONX AND I'M GONNA MAKE A WHOLE FUCKING LIFETIME CAREER OUT OF FUSIONING HARDCORE AND HIP-HOP TO GIVE A VIBE THAT I'M A HUGE FUCKING UNTOUCHABLE WIGGER EMCEE. GOOD JOB YOU POVERTY-STRICKEN FAGGOTS. HOW YOU GUYS MANAGED YOUR BUNDLE OF CASH FOR THIS SHIT ALBUM IS MUCH BEYOND ME. AS A BAND, Y'ALL MUST HAVE SOLD QUITE A FEW KILOGRAMS OF COKE OVER YEARS TO INVEST IN THIS LOW-QUALITY PIECE OF URBAN GHETTO STREET RHYME SHIT, NIGGA. I FEEL DA PAIN OFF THESE TRACKS, YO. I CAN JUST IMAGINE A CONCERT CROWD SPLIT BETWEEN HALF-NIGGERS AND HALF-HARDCORE KIDS. AND WHILE THE HARDCORE KIDS ARE THROWING DOWN, THE NIGGERS ARE SO FUCKING HIGH OFF THEIR MINDS THAT THEY STARE AT THE WINDMILLS COMING CLOSE TO THEIR FACE IN ABSOLUTE DISBELIEF AND FURY. IT'S ONLY IMPERATIVE THAT I BELIEVE UNFORTUNATE CASUALTIES HAPPENED IN THESE KIND OF BAR SHOWS, AS LIL' JAMAL PULLS OUT HIS NINE MILLIMETER AND BUSTS A CAP INTO XJONNYXJERKMOSHX'S ASS AS HE BENDS HIS WHOLE BODY OVER IN THE PIT-PERFORMANCE OF "PICKING UP CHANGE"!! HAHAHAHAHA.
THE HIP HOP CULTURE NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME. WHEN OBAMA WAS ASKED WHETHER HE LIKES RAP, HE GOES "I LIKE THE MUSIC OF IT, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE MESSAGE OF IT". OH I SEE YOU STUPID FUCKING GOON-MONKEY. SO YOU TECHNICALLY LIKE THE EIGHT-LAYERED INSTRUMENTAL TRACK THAT TOOK 0.005 SECONDS TO PRODUCE (AND NOT BY THE RAP ARTIST HIMSELF), BUT NOT THE FUCKING MOUTHY GORILLA THAT SINGS FOR THE TRACK AND TAKES TOTAL CREDIT FOR THE TRACK HIMSELF. I GUESS TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, IN THAT CASE, YOU DON'T LIKE RAP AT ALL. BECAUSE ALL "RAP" REALLY IS, IS REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF PRE-EVOLVED NEANDERTHALS RUNNING THEIR ABNORMALLY-LARGE LIPS ABOUT MISOGYNY, DRUGS, CRIMINAL ENDEAVORS, WELFARE, AND OTHER IMPLIED SOCIALIST IDEOLOGIES THAT THEY CAN NEVER CAMPAIGN FOR BECAUSE THEY DROPPED OUT AT GRADE THREE. AS A PRESIDENT WHO IS UNFORTUNATELY BLACK, ONE CAN OBVIOUSLY ASSUME YOU SUPPORT ALL OF THE ABOVE. SOME FUCKING "ART" TURNED INTO A BUSINESS INDUSTRY IT HAS BECOME. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE WHITE MEN SEEING THE PROSPERITY OF DECADENCE IN SOCIETY AND TURNING IT INTO A BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY, MOST OF Y'ALL WOULD STILL BE SHOOTING EACH OTHER FOR A SLICE OF WATERMELON IN SOUTH BRONX. THANK THE GLORIOUS WHITE MAN!
WAIT, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AS WELL. WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHITE MEN, ALL MY MIND CONJURES UP IS A BUNCH OF FAGGOT SCENE KIDS AND INDIE HIPSTERS. GET BENT YOU FUCKING OBESE INBRED RETARDS. I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE OF ANY RACE GODDAMNIT. I'M GOING TO MOVE TO NORTH KOREA TO LIVE IN A NUCLEAR SHELTER WITH ALLIES OF KIM JON IL AND START THE MOST BRUTAL NUCLEAR BLASTCORE BAND EVER, CALLED NO MAN'S LAND. LAST TIME THE CAVE OF MY ASSHOLE WAS A "NO MAN'S LAND" WAS BEFORE I TURNED SIX. BUT I REPRESSED THOSE MEMORIES, THEY WERE TOO TRAUMATIC. I WAS RAISED IN A BLACK BAPTIST CHURCH AND FRANKLY, LONG NIGGER'S COCKS ARE LONGINGLY TOO LONG.
IF ONLY OBAMA HAD A VISION AS LONG AS HIS DICK, HIS INITIAL PROMISES WOULDN'T BE SO COMPROMISED AS IT IS RIGHT NOW. WHAT A FUCKING POLITICAL SHITSHOW.
THE HIP HOP CULTURE NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME. WHEN OBAMA WAS ASKED WHETHER HE LIKES RAP, HE GOES "I LIKE THE MUSIC OF IT, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE MESSAGE OF IT". OH I SEE YOU STUPID FUCKING GOON-MONKEY. SO YOU TECHNICALLY LIKE THE EIGHT-LAYERED INSTRUMENTAL TRACK THAT TOOK 0.005 SECONDS TO PRODUCE (AND NOT BY THE RAP ARTIST HIMSELF), BUT NOT THE FUCKING MOUTHY GORILLA THAT SINGS FOR THE TRACK AND TAKES TOTAL CREDIT FOR THE TRACK HIMSELF. I GUESS TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, IN THAT CASE, YOU DON'T LIKE RAP AT ALL. BECAUSE ALL "RAP" REALLY IS, IS REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF PRE-EVOLVED NEANDERTHALS RUNNING THEIR ABNORMALLY-LARGE LIPS ABOUT MISOGYNY, DRUGS, CRIMINAL ENDEAVORS, WELFARE, AND OTHER IMPLIED SOCIALIST IDEOLOGIES THAT THEY CAN NEVER CAMPAIGN FOR BECAUSE THEY DROPPED OUT AT GRADE THREE. AS A PRESIDENT WHO IS UNFORTUNATELY BLACK, ONE CAN OBVIOUSLY ASSUME YOU SUPPORT ALL OF THE ABOVE. SOME FUCKING "ART" TURNED INTO A BUSINESS INDUSTRY IT HAS BECOME. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE WHITE MEN SEEING THE PROSPERITY OF DECADENCE IN SOCIETY AND TURNING IT INTO A BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY, MOST OF Y'ALL WOULD STILL BE SHOOTING EACH OTHER FOR A SLICE OF WATERMELON IN SOUTH BRONX. THANK THE GLORIOUS WHITE MAN!
WAIT, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AS WELL. WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHITE MEN, ALL MY MIND CONJURES UP IS A BUNCH OF FAGGOT SCENE KIDS AND INDIE HIPSTERS. GET BENT YOU FUCKING OBESE INBRED RETARDS. I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE OF ANY RACE GODDAMNIT. I'M GOING TO MOVE TO NORTH KOREA TO LIVE IN A NUCLEAR SHELTER WITH ALLIES OF KIM JON IL AND START THE MOST BRUTAL NUCLEAR BLASTCORE BAND EVER, CALLED NO MAN'S LAND. LAST TIME THE CAVE OF MY ASSHOLE WAS A "NO MAN'S LAND" WAS BEFORE I TURNED SIX. BUT I REPRESSED THOSE MEMORIES, THEY WERE TOO TRAUMATIC. I WAS RAISED IN A BLACK BAPTIST CHURCH AND FRANKLY, LONG NIGGER'S COCKS ARE LONGINGLY TOO LONG.
IF ONLY OBAMA HAD A VISION AS LONG AS HIS DICK, HIS INITIAL PROMISES WOULDN'T BE SO COMPROMISED AS IT IS RIGHT NOW. WHAT A FUCKING POLITICAL SHITSHOW.
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