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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Sunday, May 2, 2010

Arma Angelus - Where Sleeplessness Is Rest From Nightmare

1. An Anthem For Those Without Breath and Heart 1:24
 2. We Are the Pale Horse 4:19
 3. For the Expatriates of Human Civilization 3:56  
 4. To Feel No More Bitterness Forever 4:42
 5. Misanthrope 4:34
 6. Cold Pillows and Warm Blades 5:19
 7. I'm Every Broken Man 11:47


BRIEF REVIEW:

HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE FUCKING DEAD MAN BUTCHERED ACROSS HIS BED ON THE ALBUM COVER. THANK GOD I'M A VEGETARIAN. SOMEONE MUST HAD A VERY SHITTY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS PSYCHOPATHIC LANDLORD BY NOT PAYING HIS MONTHLY OVERDUE. LET THIS BE A LESSON FOR ALL YOU BROKE-ASS TOUGH-GUY FAGGOTS OUT THERE: REFRAIN FROM SPENDING THE ENTIRE PORTION OF YOUR WELFARE CHECK INTO GAY-ASS LOOKING CHEST-PIECE TATTOOS AND ACTUALLY CONSIDER FUNDING OTHER PRIORITIES IN YOUR LIFE SUCH AS COLLEGE AND RENT, YOU FUCKING USELESS MORONS. SERIOUSLY, TELL ME HOW HARD CAN IT POSSIBLY BE TO HOLD YOUR POORLY-MANAGED LIVES TOGETHER? I MEAN, IN A WORLD WHERE AN APE-PRANCING NIGGER CAN BE FIT TO GOVERN THE MOST POWERFUL NATION IN THE WORLD, WHAT SORT OF POTENTIAL DOES IT REQUIRE FOR YOU USELESS FUCKS TO MIGRATE OUT OF SUBURBIA AND SECURE A JOB IN THE CITY? GO WIPE A RICH OLD QUADRIPLEGIC MAN'S ASS FOR A LIVING TO THE RHYTHM OF YOUR BREAKDOWNS YOU SHIT-SCRAPING TOUGH-GUY MOTHERFUCKERS!

THANK GOD THIS BAND BROKE UP. I WAS LOSING SLEEP OVER THE FACT THAT THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER, UNTIL ONE DAY I WOKE UP LIKE THAT GUY ON THE ALBUM COVER. WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T WAKE UP AT ALL. I SERIOUSLY PONDER HOW THEY MANAGED TO GO ON SHITTY-ASS TOURS AND MARKETED THEIR ALBUMS WITHOUT THE FBI TRAILING THEIR RAGGEDY ASS VANS FOR HOMICIDAL SUSPICIONS. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WORST TOUR EVER, WITH GOVERNMENT-ISSUED BLACK VANS FOLLOWING THEM ACROSS THE STATE. KIDS MUST HAVE BEEN FURIOUS THAT THEY COULDN'T MOSH WITHOUT KARATE-CHOPPING THE MEN-IN-BLACK'S STANDING NEAR THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE PITS. YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD #1: WINDMILLING SECRET AGENT JOHN DOE IN THE FACE. SENTENCED FIVE YEARS IN PRISON.

LAST TIME I SAW A HARDCORE BAND BEING FEATURED ON CRIME INVESTIGATION WAS WHEN EARTH CRISIS WAS GIVEN A SPOTLIGHT ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED FOR THEIR FAN'S ENGAGEMENT IN ANIMAL FRONT LIBERATION TERRORISM. IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, THEY WERE DUMBFOUNDED AND MUTTERED SOME INDECIPHERABLE SHIT LIKE "UMM, STRAIGHT EDGE AND VEGANISM IS LIFE, BRO." UMM, YEAH BRO! MY DICK IS A ZUCCHINI, WANNA MUNCH ON IT LIKE THE HUGE FRUITS YOU ARE?!

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH *SPLAT* ... OOPS SORRY, NEVER REALIZED MY VEGETABLE IS SO SEEDY! TEHEHEHE.

I ESPECIALLY LOVED HOW AMERICA'S MOST WANTED PORTRAYED THE STRAIGHT EDGE MOVEMENT AS A TERRORIST MOVEMENT. YEAH, HOW LOGICAL ... STRAIGHT EDGE IS EQUIVALENT TO AL-QAEDA?! NO WONDER! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. THEY DON'T DRINK, SMOKE OR FUCK BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL RADICAL MUSLIMS WHO FAST  ON A TWENTY-FOUR HOUR BASIS. ASIDE FROM GETTING TATTOOS EXPRESSING THEIR RADICAL ISLAMIC BELIEFS, THEY CHILL OUTSIDE OF MOSQUES WHERE ALL STRAIGHT-EDGE BANDS ARE BOOKED. MEAT CONSUMPTION IS STRICTLY RESTRICTED, UNLESS IT'S 100% HALAL MEAT SHIPPED FROM FUCKING GAY-ASS PAKISTAN. HOLY FUCKING BRILLIANT FOX NEWS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. YOUR PATRIOTIC PROPAGANDA MAKES ME WANT TO CONSCRIPT MYSELF IN THE ARMY AND SHOOT ENOUGH TOWELHEADS TO SHIP THEIR DEAD CORPSES BACK TO EARTH CRISIS IN ORDER TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO CONSUME FLESH AND BLOOD LIKE THE FUCKING PUSSIES THEY ARE.

DEAR VEGAN BITCHES: I'M GONNA EAT YOUR NASTY ASS PUSSIES FOR BREAKFAST AND VIOLATE YOUR CREED BY MAKING SHOVING MY MEAT INTO YOUR CUNT LIPS, BEFORE PRO-CREATING SOME LIVING ORGANISM NINE MONTHS AFTER AND EATING THAT AS WELL! HOW'S THAT FOR YOUR MEAT FREE POLICY YOU STUPID SQUARES?

YUM YUM YUM DEAD AND ROTTEN MEAT EVERYWHERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

1 comment:

Savagist said...

Faggot administrator, its just chocolate syrup in the pics. id know.