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Friday, April 2, 2010

ALL SHALL PERISH - HATE, MALICE, REVENGE

1. Deconstruction
2. Laid to Rest
3. Our Own Grave
4. Spreading Disease, The
5. Sever the Memory
6. For Far Too Long
7. Never Ending War
8. Herding the Brainwashed


BRIEF REVIEW:

LIKE EVERY FUCKING METALHEAD IN THE WORLD OUT THERE, THESE GUYS ARE MORBIDLY OBESE AND SEXUALLY REPULSIVE. I WONDER HOW THEY MANAGE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT ONCE THEY WAKE UP, THEY'D HAVE TO FACE THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR WHILE LOOKING LIKE THAT. HOLY FUCKING GOD, I'LL SEND MY PRAYERS (OH WAIT, IT'S NOT A SACRED ACT TO PRAY FOR HAIRY TROLLS, I FORGOT). FORGIVE ME JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! WHY DON'T YOU GO WALK ON THE WATER THAT'S SATURATED WITH YEARS OF SALTY SEMEN THAT'S PERSISTENTLY LEAKING OUT OF MY HOSEY COCK, YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOT RESURRECTED FUCKING JEWISH HIPPIE FROM JERUSALEM?!

WHILE WE'RE ON THE DISCOURSE OF RELIGION, CAN SOME ENLIGHTENED FAGGOT PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK "CHRISTIAN SCIENCE" INSTITUTIONS ARE? PRETTY FUCKING PLEASE, I'M DYING TO UNDERSTAND THIS BIGGEST OXYMORON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE YOU FUCKING REGRESSIVE BACKWARD APES. ARE YOU IDIOTS SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT TWO COMPLETELY DISTINCT PARADIGMS THAT HAVE AS MUCH IN COMMON WITH EACH OTHER AS MY SEXUALITY WITH WOMEN? WELCOME TO THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY YOU FUCKING UNSECULARIZED GIMPS. I CAN JUST IMAGINE SOME OLD HAGGARD GRANDMOTHER SITTING AT THE RECEPTION WITH HER 20,000 CATS MAKING SOME PRETENTIOUSLY "ACCLAIMED" SCIENTIFIC VALIDITY ON VIRGIN MARY'S MIRACULOUS BIOLOGICAL BIRTH OF JESUS. MEANWHILE ANY LOGICAL ATHIESTS ALREADY KNEW THAT SHE'S JUST MERELY A FILTHY PROSTITUTE WHO SOLD HER BODY TO SOME JEWISH MERCHANT WHO GOT RICH OFF SELLING WHEEL AXIS FOR WAGONS. SPEAKING OF PULLING WAGONS, I NOMINATE LORD JESUS CHRIST TO DO THAT CHORE CONSIDERING HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORSE  TOO THAT HIDEOUS FUCK, HAHAHAHAHA.

EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE MY ADOPTED FOSTER PARENTS FORCIBLY DRAGGED ME TO CHURCH AGAINST MY WILL, SO ONE DAY I KILLED THEM IN THEIR MINUTE OF PRAYERS BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENT OF DINNER. THE REASON WHY I WAS ADOPTED SINCE BIRTH WAS BECAUSE MY SINGLE-MOTHER HAD MUNCHAUSEN  SYNDROME AND WAS LEGALLY DEEMED UNFIT TO RAISE ME. SHE WAS A SINGLE-MOTHER NOT BECAUSE SHE WAS A DUMB SKANK WHO ENJOYED INTERBREEDING WITH NIGGERS BUT RATHER ALLEGEDLY, SHE WAS A VIRGIN TOO. I DON'T SEE THE LOGIC OF WHY I CAN'T BE CONSIDERED JESUS TOO IF I WAS THE PRODUCT OF A VIRGIN WHORE AS WELL?! WHY IS IT THAT JESUS CHRIST HAS ALL THE FUCKING LOVE AND  HONOUR MEANWHILE I AM JUST A HUGE, FAT, BALDING FAGGOT?! NEVERTHELESS, I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT ALL THE TRAUMATIC PHYSICAL ABUSE INFLICTED UPON ME EVER SINCE I WAS A DEFORMED INFANT HAS MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY. HEY MOTHER ... IF YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD AND READING THIS RIGHT NOW, YOU BETTER BE HIDING IN SOMEWHERE AS OBSCURE AS AN AL QUEDA-CERTIFIED HOLE IN AFGHANISTAN, BECAUSE IF I FIND YOUR CURRENT LOCATION I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU SO FUCKING HARD THAT YOU WOULD HAVE WISHED THAT YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS NEVER BORN! 

*JERKS OFF COMPULSIVELY*

GO FUCK YOURSELF BEFORE I COME OVER AND DO IT FOR YOU FAGGOT

INCEST IS WINCEST

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are terrible! Not only because you are mocking one of the most accepted master narratives of life but you curse so fucking much, I am going to reach across the table now and wash our mouth out with fucking ivory soap you son of a bitch.

Peace

WEBMASTER said...

GOD LOVES BABYLON NUN-WHORES

Anonymous said...

GOD also loves fuckers like you, explain that!

WEBMASTER said...

MY POINT EXACTLY, GOD'S A FUCKING GOOFY FAGGOT GOOF (A FAGGOOF).

Bill Harding said...

i am in udder awe. this was an amazing post. please, keep the inspiration coming!