BRIEF REVIEW:
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
OH, SLEEPER - SON OF THE MORNING
1 "Son of the Morning" - 3:24
2 "The New Breed" - 3:47
3 "In All Honesty" (featuring Cody Bonnette from As Cities Burn) - 3:55
4 "Breathing Blood" - 4:10
5 "Reveries of Flight" - 2:37
6 "World Without A Sun" - 2:25
7 "The Fire Dawn" - 3:32
8 "A Banquet for Traitors" - 3:12
9 "Commissioned by Kings" - 3:42
10 "The Finisher" - 3:04
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WHOOHOO, JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER FUCKING CHRISTIAN HARDCORE BAND FROM THE INBREEDING PIT OF REPUBLICAN TEXAS. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE A HARD TIME COMPREHENDING THEIR ALBUM ART. IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SATANIC PENTAGRAM WITH ITS UPPER TWO LEGS CHOPPED OFF, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM. WHAT COULD THIS ALBUM ART POSSIBLY MEAN? IS IT AN ALLEGORICAL TO THE FACT THAT THESE RELIGIOUS-CRAZY ZEALOTS ARE MUSHROOMHEADS? NO WONDER WHY THEY PROBABLY SEE ANGELS AND GODS, THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING HALLUCINOGENS COMPOUNDED IN THEIR BLOOD STREAM. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAVEN IF YOU CHEW ON POISONOUS PLANTS THAT GROWS ON HORSESHIT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. STOP PLAYING MUSIC AND CHECK YOUR FAGGOT SELVES INTO A REHAB ALREADY AND IF YOU WANT, PREACH THE BIBLE TO THE RECOVERING SOMALIAN ADDICTS BEFORE THEY SELL THEIR SOUL TO THE NATION OF ISLAM INSTEAD.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW BANDS CAN JUST STAND THERE SCREAMING THE WORDS OF GOSPEL ALL DAY, IN A WORLD OF MODERN SECULARISM. DID YOU ENJOY THE BAPTIST EXPERIENCE WITH THE PRIEST BEHIND THE CURTAIN WHEN YOU WERE FOUR? REALLY? HOW? BECAUSE THAT SHIT TRAUMATIZED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. WOW, YOU GUYS ARE EXCEPTIONAL CASES. Y'ALL SHOULD GO ON TOUR WITH FOR TODAY AND TURN YOUR LITTLE THROWDOWN MOSHPITS OF ORGY INTO PRAYER CIRCLES. THEN IN A HEIGHTENED MOMENT OF ENLIGHTENMENT, YOU SHOULD ENCOURAGE YOUR SIXTEEN YEAR OLD AUDIENCE TO SET THEMSELVES ABLAZE AND FREE THEIR SPIRITS. WHO CARES WHAT THE BAR OWNER HAS TO SAY, TELL HIM YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO ISN'T STRAIGHT EDGE. THERE! FINALLY WE HAVE A SOLUTION TO CHRISTIAN HARDCORE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE INCOMPLETE PENTAGRAM ON THE ALBUM COVER LOOKS LIKE A STARFISH WITH TWO LEGS CHOPPED OFF. STARFISHES HOWEVER, TO MANY'S AMAZEMENT, ARE CAPABLE OF REPRODUCING THEIR LEGS OVER AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME, EVEN AFTER ITS SEVERANCE. THANK GOD AMPUTEE WOMEN AREN'T CAPABLE OF DOING THAT ... I MEAN, HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO FUCK THEM AGAINST THEIR CONSENT? IT'S NOT LIKE THEY CAN FIGHT ME OFF DUE TO THEIR LACK OF LEGGIES. I LOVE ENTERING THE PARALYMPICS SPORTING EVENTS AND RAPING EVERY OBLONG I SEE! HOLY FUCKING PARADISE.
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THESE FUNDAMENTAL RELIGIOUS NUTCASES SEE THEIR BAND FEATURED HERE, AND TRY TO GET MY BLOG BANNED FOR ITS CONTENT. GO AHEAD SABOTAGE MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH YOU JESUS LOVING QUEERS. I'LL JUST RE-JOIN BURZUM AND BURN MORE CHURCHES IN MY REIGN OF BLACK METAL FAGGOTRY HAHAHAHA.
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