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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

EMANUEL - BLACK EARTH TIGER


  1. "Whiteflag (Intro)" - 2.00
  2. "Cottonmouth" - 3:25
  3. "Anathamatics" - 3.30
  4. "My Antapex" - 3.33
  5. "Scenotaph" - 4:17
  6. "Phobos" - 4.20
  7. "Abandonment Star" - 2.58
  8. "Let Them Die" - 3.27
  9. "Year Of The Pig" - 4.40
  10. "Forever" - 3.45
  11. "Whiteflag (Reprise)" - 7.13
BRIEF REVIEW:

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE "ROCK AND ROLL" CULTURE OR SO YOU FUCKING HILLBILLY WHITE TRASH REDNECK SHOTGUN-LOVING FUCKHEADS CALL IT. IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT MY MOTHER DID EXCESSIVELY TO ME WHILE I WAS AN INFANT, UNTIL I FUCKING ENDED UP WITH SOME SORT OF SHAKING INFANT SYNDROME THAT PRODUCED THE BIG EXISTING BRAIN TUMOUR IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW. MAYBE THAT'S WHY I CAN'T HEAD-BANG LIKE YOU FUCKING PATHETIC COWARDLY METALHEADS. YOU FUCKING GREASY OVERWEIGHT FUCKERS LOOK ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC WHEN YOU GO ABOUT YOUR FUCKING "CIRCLE PIT" RITUALS YOU FAGGOTS. SINCE WHEN WAS IT COOL TO TWIRL AROUND AN INDOOR BAR LIKE YOU'RE ALL WORSHIPPING A TORNADO OF COLLECTIVE SWEAT AND FECES? I LAUGH AT YOUR PITIFUL, HAIRY VIRGIN SELVES, YOU FUCKING ASSHATS.

I LOVE IT EVEN BETTER WHEN THESE FUCKING "ROCKERS" (AS THEY CALL IT IN THAT AWESOME ENVIRONMENT CALLED "HIGH SCHOOL") STICK UP THEIR DEVIL'S HORN SIGNS WITH THEIR TWIRLY LITTLE ANAL-FISTING FINGERS. YEAH BROTHA, ROCK ON! EXCEPT WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE HELL IS "\m/" YOU FUCKING MISERABLE FAGGOTS? IT LOOKS LIKE MY TWO LEGS SPREAD UPWARDS WITH AN UNSHAVEN SCROTUM STICKING UPWARDS IN BETWEEN. JUST AS YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING COOL FOR WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL AND SUPPORTING SOME BULLSHIT COUNTER CULTURE, YOUR FORTY-SOMETHING MIDDLE-AGED PARENTS ARE DESPERATELY CALLING DR. PHIL AND MURRAY HOTLINES AND FRANTICALLY WONDERING HOW THEIR ONE-AND-ONLY SPOILED BRAT TURNED OUT LIKE THIS.

I HATE WHITE LITTLE FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL SKATE-PUNKS IN THEIR NASTY LITTLE TORN-UP TIGHTY WHITIES AND SKATING AROUND THE SIDEWALKS DOING "OLLIES" DOWN THE SHITTIEST WAXED LEDGES. GOOD JOB YOU FUCKING PHYSICAL HANDICAPS, AREN'T YOU VERSATILE. DO YOU REBELLIOUS LITTLE FUCKERS THINK "JACKASS TWO" IS MUCH BETTER THAN "JACKASS" THE FIRST? COME HERE SO OLD UNCLE WEBMASTER CAN PLAY WITH YOUR WEENIES LIKE THE BIG PEDOPHILE HE IS!

LET ME TELL YOU FAGGOTS SOMETHING... WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE HAD NO SKATEBOARDS AND MAYBE THAT'S WHY I WAS MORBIDLY OBESE. BUT HELL, WE SURE HAD TO CROSS THROUGH THREE HYMALAYAS MOUNTAINS IN THIRTY-FEET DEEP OF SNOW JUST TO SUCK OUR TEACHER'S DICKS IN ORDER TO RECEIVE A PASSING MARK IN OUR "ELEMENTARY HUNTING AND GATHERINGS" COURSE.

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