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THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - COLORS

1. "Foam Born (a) The Backtrack" – 2:13
2. "Foam Born (b) The Decade of Statues" – 5:20
3. "Informal Gluttony" – 6:47
4. "Sun of Nothing" – 10:59
5. "Ants of the Sky" – 13:10
6. "Prequel to the Sequel" – 8:36
7. "Viridian" – 2:51
8. "White Walls" – 14:13

BRIEF REVIEW:

WHOEVER THE FUCK IN YOUR LIFE TOLD YOU TO "NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVERS" OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER READ A REVIEW ON ON DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS RUNNING THROUGH THEIR LSD-MELTED HEADS WHEN THEY GOT THE VISIONARY INSPIRATION TO GET A FUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLD SQUEEGEE TO BLURT OUT AN EIGHT-MINUTE DISASTER ON MICROSOFT PAINT? I'VE SEEN LOVELIER LOOKING NIGGERS. WOW, THAT WAS A HUGE STATEMENT I'VE JUST MADE, JESUS CHRIST. SEE THAT'S THE ISSUE WITH DRUG PROHIBITION... IF THEY FUCKING LEGALIZED ALL DRUGS AND SCHEDULED THEM UNDER INTENSE REGULATION OF DISTRIBUTION THEN WE WON'T BE GETTING PRE-SCHOOLERS PRODUCING SHITTY MASTERPIECES ON ILLICIT HALLUCINOGENS PURCHASED OFF A COLUMBIAN DRUG LORD NAMED COLUMBIA NOW, WOULD WE? HOLY FUCKING MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR INTERNATIONAL DRUG TRADES... I HATE YOU!

BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'M A BITTER FORTY FIVE YEAR OLD FAT BALDING MAN SCRUTINIZING THE BAD ECONOMY FOR MY UNEMPLOYMENT. LEAST MY WELFARE CHEQUES IS SUFFICIENT ENOUGH FOR ME TO AFFORD THE INTERNET FOR ALL THESE INSIGHTFUL UPDATES!! SOMEONE SPONSOR ME PLEASE?

BACK TO PICKING ON THIS BAND FOR STUPID IRRELEVANT BULLSHIT LIKE I DO BEST... MAN, IF ONLY THEIR IMAGE WAS 1/100,000TH TO THE TECHNICALITY OF THEIR MUSIC, THEN PERHAPS THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM WOULDN'T ALWAYS GET ACCIDENTALLY MISPLACED IN THE FUCKING TODDLER SECTION IN EVERY STUPID BEST BUY CHAIN STORE. SERIOUSLY GUYS, STICK WITH THE MUSIC. DON'T QUIT YOUR FUCKING BROKE-ASS DAYJOB. IN TERMS OF PRODUCING ANOTHER ALBUM COVER... HEY, DON'T MOST OF THOSE FAGGOTS IN LINKIN PARK DO GRAPHIC DESIGNS?? YOU GUYS SHOULD PORK THE DJ'S MINISCULE DISCO-STICK AS A PART OF THE NEGOTIATION. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT FUCKING ORIENTAL IMMIGRANT'S NAME AGAIN? ISN'T IT SOMETHING LIKE "MIKE HAHN"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I WONDER WHICH LOATHING PARENT OF HIS NAMED HIM SUCH DISASTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAAHAHHAHAHAHAA.

HUGE FAGGOT

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

no

WEBMASTER said...

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT