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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

BURY YOUR DEAD - IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL


2. Without You
3. Broken Body
4. Great Demonizer
5. Dead End Lovesong
6. Swan Song
7. Lakota
8. Forgotten
9. Lion's Den
10. Legacy of Ashes
11. Closed Eyes
12. Enough

"BRIEF" REVIEW:

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

WEBMASTER IS TAKING A TEMPORARY, ALBEIT MUCH NEEDED LEAVE OF ABSENCE. THE CONTINUING PRESSURE MOUNTED ON HIM BY THE EVER IMPOSING DEDICATED FAN BASE OF THIS MOST ACREDITED WEBSITE HAS LEFT THE COCK JUGGLING ANUS TICKLER SAPPED OF ALL CREATIVITY, AND GIVEN THE HOMOEROTIC TENDENCIES OF THIS WEBSITE, I DOUBT THATS ALL. SOMEWHERE, RIGHT NOW, IN A FOREST GROVE HE IS PRACTISING HIS BIRTH RIGHT RITUALISM. A FRIVOLOUS PROCLAMATION OF UNFALTERING WORSHIP TO NATIONALIST SOCIALIST BLACK METAL. ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK. ADORNED IN CORPSE PAINT AND THE LATEST IN NICHE APPAREL, WEBMASTER RULES OVER HIS NEWFOUND KINGDOM IN THE FACE OF REJECTION. THE WILDERNESS CREATURES MAKE THE BEST OF FRIENDS, EVER SINCE THE PASSIONATE LOVE AFFAIR SHARED WITH HIS FORMER DOG AND ATTEMPTED CULLINARY EXPERIMENT. THINGS AT HOME JUST WEREN'T THE SAME SINCE MOTHER PUT HIM DOWN. THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY AFTER ALL. SHOULDN'T TWO INTERSPECIES LOVERS BE FREE TO PERSUE THEIR ROMANCE IN PEACE? TRANSCENDING ALL ESTABLISHED BOUNDRIES OF EROTICISM, AND COUPLED WITH THE LATEST IN MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC FOR THIS CAUSE HOW COULD ANYONE CAST SUCH A HARSH JUDGEMENT? IF YOU HAD TO LIVE OFF PIZZA POPS AND DIET COKE, ANXIOUSLY BETWEEN RAIDS ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND UPDATING THIS MARVELOUS WEBSITE, YOU WOULD BE EMOTIONALY DRAINED TOO. SO, IN THE ABSENCE OF COMPANIONSHIP (NOTHING NEW, CLEARLY) HE HAS PUT HIMSELF INTO A SELF PROCLAIMED EXILE. AFTER HEARING THIS ALBUM, I'M NOT SURPRISED. FIRST, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. YOU CAN CALL ME nu.

NOW ONTO THIS ALBUM... IT SUCKS ASS

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