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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Monday, April 27, 2009

UNTIL THE END - BLOOD IN THE INK


BRIEF REVIEW:

"BLOOD IN THE INK"? MORE LIKE BLOOD IN THE PINK YOU STUPID MENSTRUATING MOTHERFUCKERS! I'VE CURRENTLY GOT BLOOD IN MY PINK DUE TO THE FACT THAT I'VE REACHED THE END OF THE TWENTY-EIGHT DAY CYCLE AND NOW THIS WATERFALL COMING OUT OF MY ARTIFICIAL VAGINAL CONCAVE IS ABOUT TO DROWN OUT YOUR INSIGNIFICANTLY SHITTY LIVES!

EVERY TIME I FINGER MYSELF FOR THE VAGINAL STIMULATION, BEING THE HERMAPHRODITE I AM, I FAIL TO REMEMBER THAT I HAVE GROTESQUELY LONG NAILS THAT ENDS UP SLICING A NEW CUT WITHIN MY CUNT. OUCHIE! BEING AN EMO HERMAPHRODITE AS WELL HOWEVER, I GUESS IT KILLS TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF THE FACT THAT I'M CAPABLE OF SELF-MUTILATION AND MASTURBATION AT THE VERY SAME TIME! HOW IS THAT FOR MULTIFUNCTIONALISM? SEE HOW FUCKING EFFICIENT I AM? I MAKE WINDOWS XP SO JEALOUS THAT BILL GAYTE'S PLACING ME ON HIS HITLIST! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING GEEKY ASS HOMO!

LAST GEEK I ENCOUNTERED AT A HOUSE PARTY, I MADE HIM PROBE MY REAR ORIFICE WITH HIS THICK BLACK-FRAMED GLASSES IN THE WASHROOM. EXCEPT THAT NEVER HAPPENED CONSIDERING (1) I'M SO HIDEOUSLY VILE THAT I TURN THE FATTEST STAR WARS GEEK OFF, (2) THE ONLY HOUSE PARTY I'M INVITED TO IS THE BROTHEL AND THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'VE YET TO PAY OFF MY DEBT WITH THEM, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST (3) I HAVE NO "REAR ORIFICE" TO BEGIN WITH! THAT'S RIGHT YOU STUPID FAGGOTS, THE OUTPUT OF MY SHIT GOES OUT THROUGH MY NOSE. NO WONDER WHY I REAK OFF UNBEARABLE AROMA TO MYSELF AT ALL TIMES. OH MAN, ANOTHER ONE OF MY LIFE'S MYSTERIES HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY SOLVED! GOOD JOB, SHERLOCK HOLMOS!

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