MOST DEFINITELY THE WORST HARDCORE / METALCORE / GRINDCORE BLOGSPOT ON THE NET

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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

ARCHITECTS - HOLLOW CROWN

1Early Grave
2Dethroned
3Numbers Count For Nothing
4Follow The Water
5In Elegance
6We’re All Alone
7Borrowed Time
8Every Last Breath
9One Of These Days
10Dead March
11Left With A Last Minute
12Hollow Crown


BRIEF REVIEW:

A BUNCH OF ENGLISH FAGGOTS PLAYING METALCORE. JUST WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS, ANOTHER BRING ME THE HOMOZONE. UGLY LITTLE BRITISH TRANSVESTITES WITH EMO MOPS DRAPED ACROSS ONE EYE, ENDANGERING THE OTHER CAR PASSENGERS ON THE ROAD. HOLY FUCKING PATHETIC, I CAN JUST IMAGINE THEIR ROADIES AND CREWS STOP THEIR TOURING VAN AND PULL "DRIVEBY HARDCORE DANCING" BY THE GAS STATIONS DURING REFUELLING TIMES THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS.

THIS ALBUM MEANS A LOT TO ME BECAUSE I CAN RELATE TO IT. YOU SEE, MY PENIS ALSO WEARS A "HOLLOW CROWN", AND IT'S CALLED A LATEX CONDOM. BUT THE ONLY REASON WHY THE CONDOM IS "HOLLOW" BECAUSE THERE'S ACTUALLY NOTHING INSIDE OF IT, EVEN IF I ROLL IT DOWN MY TOOTHPICK DICK THAT SMELLS LIKE SHIT. THE LAST TIME I TRIED WASHING IT, IT SHRIVELED UP INTO A LOOP. AND THEN WHEN I TOUCHED IT I REALIZED IT WASN'T REALLY A DICK, BUT A FUCKING SNAIL! I LOVE PLANTING WILDLIFE AROUND MY INNER REGION, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M AN ECO-FRIEND DAVID SUZUKI, THAT FUCKING TREE HUGGING FAGGOT. PLEASE JUST RETIRE ALREADY, GO INTO THE HOSPITAL AND POLITELY ASK FOR AN EUTHANASIA.

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