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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

SINCE THE FLOOD - NO COMPROMISE

12. Guardian Angel


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NO, UNLIKE THIS BAND, WEBMASTER IS UNFORTUNATELY NOT DEAD YOU STUPID DESPERATE DUMB FUCKERS. HOWEVER UNLIKE MOST OF YOU UNEMPLOYED MIDDAY SLACKERS WHO SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING BUT FEEL THE SHIT STAINS EVAPORATE FROM YOUR BOXERS, I HAVE MY EXAMS TO MANAGE. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WEBMASTER IS FINALLY GETTING HIS HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA AT THE AGE OF ALMOST-RETIREMENT. STILL UNEMPLOYED, FAT, AND MISANTHROPICALLY DESPISE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY FAGGOT METALHEAD ON THIS PLANET, ESPECIALLY THE HUGE CLOSET ONE HE SEES IN THE MIRROR!

IT'S A PITY THAT A GOOD HARDCORE BAND LIVES THROUGH ITS SPAN OF NATIONAL RECOGNITION, THEREFORE LEADING TO A RELATIVE DEGREE OF SUCCESS BEFORE THEIR HEART-ACHING DEMISE. USUALLY AFTER THAT SPAN OF TIME WHEN THEY REACH THEIR MID-TWENTIES, THEY REALIZE SUCH LIFESTYLE IS A PROJECT IN GREAT CONFLICT WITH THEIR OTHER PRIORITIES IN LIFE. SUCH AS SUSTAINING A STEADY EDUCATION AND CAREER, HAVING A FAMILY, AND OTHER AVENUES OF OPPORTUNITY THAT WAITS AHEAD OF THEM. THIS BAND, IS DEFINITELY NO DIFFERENT. AS MUCH RESPECT AS YOU MAY HAVE FOR THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO HAVE BROUGHT BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS TO THE SCENE WE ALL GREW UP IN, YOU REALIZE THAT THE NATURE OF HUMAN GROWTH ENTAILS THAT OLD THINGS CHANGE, PAVING A WAY FOR NEW PHENOMENONS TAKEOVER. LIVE WITH IT YOU FUCKING TRADITIONALLY OLD AND GREASY ANAL-PLUMBING FAGGOTS!

WHILE ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END, EVERYTHING THAT IS FUCKING SHIT STILL REMAINS. SUCH AS THE COUNTLESS METAL BANDS AND ITS METAL WORSHIPPERS THAT YOU CAN'T EVER ERADICATE LIKE CANCER (EXCEPT WITH DEADLIER SYMPTOMS). IT'S HILARIOUS BECAUSE THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS STOOP THEIR WHOLE ENTIRE LIVES SUBORDINATE TO A NEW LOW OF LEVEL OF PATHETICA. DO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS EVER WANT TO RETURN TO SCHOOL OR BUILD YOUR LIFE ON A NEW FOUNDATION OF VALUES OTHER THAN DARKNESS AND SATAN WORSHIP, YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF FUCKING SKIN CELLS? NO, APPARENTLY NOT. YOU FUCKING SIT AROUND IN A BASEMENT ALL WEEK WITH A GUITAR, AMP AND INTERNET WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT FUCKING BAND PRACTICE WHERE YOU'LL BE WAILING YOUR TORMENTED SOULS FROM BEING PERPETUALLY UNLOVED THROUGHOUT YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ARE SO PATHETIC EVEN YOUR SYMMETRICAL REFLECTION REFUSE TO FOLLOW YOU IN PUBLIC ENVIRONMENTS! HOW WILL YOU EVER EXPECT TO GET LAID? 4CHAN? HA! YOU'RE A FUNNY GOOF MOTHERFUCKERS!

GET YOUR FAVOURITE CANNIBAL CORPSE ALBUM AND START INTERPRETING THESE LYRICS LITERALLY IN A SELF-DESTRUCTIVE CONTEXT YOU FAGGOTS. ALL YOU METALHEADS SHOULD COMPETE TO HARM YOURSELVES FOR THEIR NEXT ALBUM COVER. OH GOD, FUCKING THIRTEEN RELEASES OF ACHING BOWEL MOVEMENT NOISES AND STILL MORE COMING. GO TAKE MEDICINE TO HELP PROCESS YOUR BLADDER ALREADY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

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