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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Friday, April 17, 2009

SHATTERED REALM - BROKEN TIES, SPOKEN LIES


BRIEF REVIEW:

AS WE HAVE ALL READ MY PREVIOUS REVIEW OF ME RIDICULING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF METALHEADS - ONCE AGAIN, AS I DO ON A DAILY BASIS - FOR THE HUMILIATING ASSHEADS THEY ARE, AND THE SAD ABOMINABLE LIFE THEY LEAD ON A DAILY BASIS, ALLOW ME TO CONTINUE MY DELIGHTFUL SERMON WITH A PART TWO TO IT. GET READY FOR MY ENDLESS FUCKING RAMBLING YOU FAGGOT LEATHER-STRAPPING METAL WARRIORS OF DOOM!

ALREADY ACKNOWLEDGING WHAT AN INEXPLICABLY GROTESQUE LIFE MOST OF THOSE RAT-ATTRACTING MOTHERFUCKERS LIVE IN, IT GETS EVEN FUNNIER WHEN SOME OF THEM TRY TO MAKE A FUCKING MEANING FOR THEIR LIVES BY RUNNING A WEBSITE PROMOTING THEIR INTERESTS AND VALUES. THE EPITOME EXAMPLE OF SUCH SAID FAGGOTRY IS NONE OTHER THAN "WAYTOOLOUD.COM". THE 'CORPORATE' SLOGAN BELOW THE TITLE OF THE WEBSITE, IS "MAKING YOUR EARS BLEED".

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU FUCKING AMATEUR FAGGOTS?

IF YOU WANNA SODOMIZE ME, YOU SODOMIZE ME UP THE ASSHOLE WHERE I ACTUALLY ENJOY, YOU FUCKING INEXPERIENCED VIRGINS. YOU DON'T PENETRATE MY EARS FOR YOUR SEXUAL CRAVINGS, BECAUSE THAT'S FOR LISTENING YOU SILLY GOOSE! AND NO, UNLIKE YOU, I USE IT TO LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC THAT IS NOT THE METAL HEADLINES YOU PRETENTIOUSLY COVER, YOU COCKMONGLERS!

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A WEBSITE LIKE THAT BRINGS YOU ALL THE INFORMATION NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT. OH REALLY? DID YOU INTERVIEW DARK FUNERAL GOOSE OF DOOM ON THEIR NEW TRENDY PAGANIST CONCEPT ALBUM? ARE THEY SWAPPING MEMBERS AND SWITCHING TO A DIFFERENT PRODUCER? HOW ARE THEIR RECORDING SESSIONS, ARE THEY SMOOTH? WHAT ARE SOME OF THE TIDBITS OF THEIR COMPOSING FOR THE LAST FIVE MONTHS THEY'VE HYBERNATED IN A SCADiNAVIAN FOREST? ONCE COMPLETE, ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING ON TOURING JAPAN? OH YOU ARE? AWESOME, WELL... GUESS WHAT, NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK, YOU PARAPLEGIC RETARD MONKEYS. AS IF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEIR PROBLEMS TO WORRY OVER ON A DAILY BASIS ALREADY, THIS WEBSITE COMES IN WITH THE MOST TRIVIAL BULLSHIT THAT NOBODY CAN CARE LESS ABOUT. WOW, CAN YOU BE EVEN MORE TURNED OFF FROM THE METAL SCENE THAN EVER?

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE "BRAINS" (I USE THAT TERM LOOSELY) BEHIND THESE WEBSITES WILL OFTEN ATTEMPT TO FLAUNT THEIR NAME IN THE FAVOUR OF ENTERING SHOWS FOR FREE, OR ACQUIRING BACKSTAGE PRIVILEGES CONSIDERING THEY ARE SOMEWHAT "THE PRESS" OF THE SCENE. WAKE UP YOU HETEROSEXUALLY DEPRIVED UGLY-MONSTERS: UNLESS YOU ARE LAMBGOAT, XSEVENTHDAGGERX OR METAL BLADE (OR ALL THREE), CHANCES ARE NOBODY CARES ABOUT EVEN A MOLECULE OF YOUR USELESS EXISTENCE. STOP LIVING ALREADY YOU PLAGUE TO THE EXISTING OVERPOPULATION ON EARTH!

WOW, LOOK AT HIDEOUS FUCKING LAYOUT ON THAT WEBSITE. IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT SITE, I WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TURNED OFF FROM METAL MUSIC AND BECAME WHO I BECAME. WAIT... HANG ON A SECOND, SHOULDN'T I FUCKING PRAISE THE PAGE THEN? OH YEAH! EXCUSE ME FOR THE LOGICALLY DEPRIVED GIMP THAT I AM! WAYTOOLOUD RULES!

MY WEBSITE HAS BEEN FILLED WITH THIS NONSENSE FOR YEARS AND STILL I'M RECEIVING HUNDREDS OF VISITS ON A DAILY BASIS. THANKS YOU MINDLESS FUCKS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BLOG. MEANWHILE THOSE LAUGHABLY TRY-HARD WEBSITES, THEY TRY TO ENTICE VIEWERS TO COME WITH NO AVAIL. SO IN ORDER TO MARK SOME SORT OF PUBLICITY, I BET THEY'RE GOING TO USE LITIGATION TO CEASE AND DESIST MY POWER OF SPEECH. YEAH, SUE ME FOR MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH YOU FUCKERS, I'LL STRIP MY PANTS DOWN IN COURT AND GET A NAKED BUKKAKE ORGY GOING ON IN THE MIDST OF THE TRIAL! DON'T BE JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE LOVE FROM THE POOP-END YOU SEXUALLY DEPRIVED FAGGOTS!

ALSO, CHILL OUT WITH THE SHIT FUCKING BORDLERLINE-DYSLEXIC REVIEWS. DID YOU FUCKERS EVEN PASS YOUR STANDARD HIGH SCHOOL LITERACY TEST? UNLESS YOU'RE MAX DENEAU FROM EXCLAIM!, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SUBJECTIVE, OPINIONATED AND PICKY VIEWS ON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. AS IF THE BANDS AREN'T SHIT ENOUGH AS IT IS, YOUR REVIEWS OF THEM ARE EVEN WORSE! HOLY FUCK SPARE ME

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