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I LOVE IT WHEN BANDS THAT YOU GREW UP TO RESPECT AND IDOLIZE EVENTUALLY ALWAYS PULL A FUCKING FAST ONE ON YOU AND TURN INTO COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING DISGRACEFUL DISASTERS. DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THEY CLAIM TO HIT SOME SORT OF SUDDEN "ARTISTIC PEAK" AND PULL A FUCKING COMPLETE ONE-EIGHTY ON THEIR GENRE OF CREATION? HEY NEWS FLASH, THERE'S ONLY ONE MIKE PATTON IN THIS WORLD... LIKELY CHANCES ARE YOU ARE NOT HIM. SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO PULL? DIVERSITY? WHY IN THE FUCKING WORLD WOULD YOU DO THAT? HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THAT'S FUCKING DONE TO NORTH AMERICA? WHY DON'T YOU STUPID PRETENTIOUS IDIOTIC FAGGOTS STICK WITH WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING GOOD AT INSTEAD OF COMPOSING UTTER CRAP THAT'S GOING TO DISAPPOINT THE MINUSCULE AMOUNT OF FANS THAT YOU BARELY HAD IN THE BEGINNING? OH, WAIT. NEVERMIND, THEY'RE TOO BUSY WORKING IN THE REAL WORLD EARNING AN HOURLY WAGE HIGHER THAN YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE'S WORTH.
IF I EVER WANTED TO HEAR SOME STRANGE "DIVERSE" AND "EXPERIMENTAL" BULLSHIT THAT MARKS A BUNCH OF FAGGOT MUSICIAN'S PROGRESS, I'D SCRATCH UP THEIR OLD ALBUMS AND PLAY IT IN REVERSE. UNTIL THEN, FUCK OFF AND STICK WITH YOUR ORIGINAL CRAP THAT YOU'RE UNFORTUNATELY NOTORIOUS FOR. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU'VE TURNED TWENTY FIVE, JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY.
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