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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Sunday, March 8, 2009

THE NUMBER TWELVE LOOKS LIKE YOU - PUT ON YOUR ROSEY RED GLASSES

1. Blue Dress/Don't Get Blood on My Prada Shoes
2. Jesus and Tori
3. Document. Grace Budd
4. If These Bullets Could Talk
5. Bambi the Hooker and a Case of Beer
6. Empty Calm
7. Civeta Dei

BRIEF REVIEW:

BACK IN RETROSPECTIVE, WHEN I WAS IN GRADE NINE AND GOT INTO THIS RIDICULOUS TREND OF FAGGOT SCENE GRIND WHEN YOU STUPID FUCKING PATHETIC LOSERS WERE STILL DROOLING OVER YOUR ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT RECORDS OF BLINK 182 AND SHITKNOT (THAT ARE SIGNED TO INTERNATIONALLY ELITE CORPORATE RECORDS YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES). I'VE ALREADY REALIZED HOW SUPERIOR I WILL BE ONE DAY FAR ABOVE THE EXISTENCE OF YOU SAD, SAD FAGGOTS. THAT IS, UNTIL I GREW UP ONE DAY AND REALIZED WHAT A FUCKING WORTHLESS ASSMUNCH VIRGIN I HAVE ACTUALLY BECOME WHILE THOSE DICKHEADS IN MY HIGH SCHOOL WHO PICKED ON MY SMALL, SORRY ASS QUICKLY BECAME PROMINENT LAWYERS, DOCTORS AND STRIP DANCERS WHILE I BECAME EVEN MORE OF A SORE OBESE LOSER WHO CHEWS ON HIS FINGERNAILS AND DROOLS AND CUMS ALL OVER HIS KEYBOARD ON A DAILY BASIS UNTIL HIS CAPS LOCK KEY IS PERMANENTLY STUCK. BUT HEY... AT LEAST I RUN A FUCKING SHIT ASS BLOG THAT NOBODY EVER VISITS AND DOWNLOADS FROM... THAT BRINGS AT LEAST SOME VALUE TO MY DEPLETED VALUE OF EXISTENCE... RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT? TALK TO ME? PLEASE?!!!

FUCK, I'M SO HORNY I'M GOING TO STICK MY DICK INTO A RUNNING WOOD CHIPPER AND PLEASURABLY ENJOY MY WHOLE ENTIRE TWIGGY BODY GETTING SUCKED IN. I'LL HAPPILY COME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPRAY CHUTE AIMED AT MY SHIT SCHOOL YOU ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS. REVENGE IS SO SWEET WHEN IT'S PERFORMED AT ITS FINEST! MAN, IF ONLY I WAS THE THIRD ACCOMPLICE OF COLUMBINE MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKIN' MADE. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE WOULD BE THAT I'D BE THE SOLE SURVIVOR AS ONE OF THE SHOOTERS, ONLY TO BE ABLE TO RETURN BACK TO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY AND STICK MY TONGUE OUT AT MY FELLOW TRAUMATIZED CLASSMATES. "NAH NAH BOO BOO, I MASSACRED FIFTY FIVE PEOPLE AND YOU DIDN'T! NAH NAH BOO BOO". I BET THE MAYOR WOULD BE SO FUCKING PROUD OF ME HE'D HAVE INSTANTLY PROMOTED ME TO THE COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY SO I CAN DO SOMETHINING MEANINGFUL WITH MY LIFE, LIKE STUDYING VISUAL THEATRES LIKE THE BIG FAGGOT I ALREADY AM. MAN I'M GOING TO RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY. HOLY SHIT THIS ROCKS.

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