MOST DEFINITELY THE WORST HARDCORE / METALCORE / GRINDCORE BLOGSPOT ON THE NET

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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

HAVE HEART - THE THINGS WE CARRY

1. Life Is Hard Enough
2. Watch Me Sink
3. Armed with a Mind
4. About Face
5. The Unbreakable
6. Old Man II (Last Words and Lessons Learned)
7. Song of Shame
8. Something More Than Ink
9. The Machinist
10. Watch Me Rise


BRIEF REVIEW:

THE THINGS I CARRY ON MY NEW AND IMPROVED WEBSITE WILL ROCK THE TITS RIGHT OFF YOUR FUCKING FLABBY, HORMONAL CHEST! FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT HOW I ROCKED THE NEW DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR'S OFFICIAL WEEKLY HOT BABES SECTION! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE WELCOME! THIS IS WHERE I PROVIDE YOU WITH THE WEEKLY DOSES OF EJACULATION PROJECTING OUT FROM YOUR AWFUL LIMP DICK! START JERKING YOUR SMALL THANG RIGHT NOW MY FAGGOT NIGGAZ, I DON'T PAY THESE STUNNING BITCHES FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

BI-WEEKLY AUDITIONS ARE HELD FOR EXPLICIT NIGHT-RIDING BITCHES WHO WISHES TO RECEIVE THE SPOTLIGHT ATTENTION THEY FAILED TO RECEIVE THROUGHOUT THEIR ENTIRE MISERABLY OBESE LIVES! IF YOU THINK YOU QUALIFY TO BE AN EXCLUSIVE DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR'S SEXABLE BABE, CONTACT THE WEBMASTER VIA THE LINK ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF THE PAGE! MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE FAME AND GLORY YOU ALWAYS WANTED YOU FUCKING FILTHY SKANKS!

SMALL DISCLAIMER YOU ALWAYS FIND IN THE BOTTOM FOR YOUR FAMILY'S LEGAL ISSUES: EXPLICIT FORNICATION AND OTHER ACTS OF RAPE AND MURDER MAY BE A MANDATORY REQUIREMENT AS A QUALIFICATION. CONTESTANTS ARE ON A FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVE BASIS. BEARING WEBMASTER'S SEMINAL FLUIDS FOR THE FUTURE PROCREATION OF HIS OFFSPRING IS AN ASSET.

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