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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

FLESH AND BLOOD ROBOT - SOUND THAT A REVOLVER MAKES

1 And Shepherds We Shall Be
2 Two Skulls Outlined in Dust on a Park Bench
3 The Flower and the Corpse
4 I Wanna Rock Your Body (Till the Break of Dawn)
5 If You Ever Had a Doubt, That Was the Moment You Should Have Taken...
6 Maybe Death Is a Gift: Part II
7 She Is a New Flavor of Lickerish
8 A Mermaid Has No Legs and a Man Doesn't Have Scales


BRIEF REVIEW:

HOLY FUCKING GOD I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE INTOXICATED THAN I'VE BEEN NOW... AND TO THINK THAT I CAN PUT A COHERENT SENTENCE TOGETHER WITHOUT STUMBLING OVER THE STUPID FUCKING LETTERS I'M ATTEMPTING TO ACCURATELY HAMMER ON THIS PATHETIC FUCKING KEYBOARD IS AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE. OH GOD SAVE ME FROM A KIDNEY FAILURE YOU ASSHOLES!! I'M GOING TO DIE HERE!!

STOP PARADING OVER MY ANTICIPATING DEATH YOU STUPID FUCKS!

HERE ARE SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS SURGING THROUGH MY FUCKING HOLLOW HEAD IN THIS HOUR AS WE SPEAK... LISTEN UP YOU DUMBFUCKS.
  • I FUCKING HATE METALHEADS
  • THEY'RE FAT AND UGLY
  • HOLY SHIT I'M SO WASTED
  • I THINK MY BITCH IS PUKING IN THE WASHROOM. THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR SWALLOWING MY TOXIC CUM ALL DAY, HAHAHA DUMBFUCK
  • SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • I RUN THE WORST WEBSITE EVER AND I FAIL TO COMPREHEND HOW I RECEIVE MORE THAN TWO HUNDRED HITS A DAY. WHAT AM I, DEATHCORE IS SEXY (THAT MIND YOU, NO LONGER EXISTS ANYMORE? FUCK OFF YOU MISERABLE FAGGOT)
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STFU
  • I DONT EVER CHECK FOR MY GRAMMATIKKKAL ERRORS LOLOL
  • HALF, IF NOT ALL, OF MY REVIEWS ARE SHIT
  • WOW THIS SUCKS
  • THIS BAND SUCKS MORE
  • OH MY GOD I'M SO INTOXICATED
  • GOD I NEED TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT BEFORE THIS DIABETIC HEALTH CRISIS TAKES THE BEST PART OF MY CHEST
  • FUCK YOU. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME IT'S SENSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • something is wrong with this sentence but i dunno what
  • SHAI HULUD IS THE BEST BAND EVER. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I CAN STAND THE MAJORITY OF THIS BULLSHIT I UPLOAD ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN THEY RESEMBLE NOTHING LIKE CHAD GILBERT
  • OH WAIT, IS CHAD GILBERT ALSO THE FUCKING GUITARIST OF NEW FOUND GLORY? GET SHOT YOU FUCKING ASSWIPES.
  • OH MY GOD I JUST CUMMED AND IT TASTED AWESOME IN MY FUCKING DISGUSTING HERPES-INFESTED TONGUE
  • I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD HAS TO REJECT ME. AM I THAT FAT AND UGLY?
  • YES.
SET YOUR BODY ABLAZE
I JUST DID AND IT FELT AMAZING

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

perhaps your best review ever