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Friday, March 20, 2009

ELYSIA - KILLING GROUNDS

1.Catharsis
2.Prayer For The End
3.King Of The Hill
4.Killing Grounds
5.Lust Was Heart


BRIEF REVIEW:

...WOW JESUS CHRIST, YOU KNOW YOUR BAND SUCKS ASS WHEN YOUR EP IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE OFFICIAL LP YOU RELEASED.

SO SERIOUSLY, LET'S DO A LITTLE BIT OF A REFLECTION IN RETROSPECTIVE. DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY REMEMBER A TIME WHEN MUSIC ACTUALLY USED TO BE ENJOYABLY GOOD BACK WHEN YOU'RE A TEENAGER -- SAY, LIKE DURING THE 1960'S? NO? WELL, SUCH A RESPONSE IS NO SURPRISE DUE TO THE THANKS OF ELYSIA AND THE EMERGENCE ALL LIKEWISE COLLECTIVES OF FAGGOTS! YOU GUYS WERE FUCKING SIXTEEN WHEN YOU FOUNDED THIS TEENAGE ANGSTY BAND WITH NO FUCKING CONTENTIOUS LYRICAL CONTENT TO SING ABOUT WHATSOEVER. WHAT PROVOKES YOU TO BE SO FUELED UP WITH GAY FUEL? WERE YOU STOOD UP BY YOUR NASTY ASS SKUNK-STRIPED SCENE BITCHES WHO WAS ARRANGED TO CHANGE YOUR SHIT-INFESTED DIAPERS? AWW, WHAT A TRAGEDY MY LITTLE BOO-BOO'S! ALERT THE PRESS! MEANWHILE WOULD YOU LIKE A PENIS SHAPED PACIFIER TO SUCK ON AND BE MISTAKEN FOR A HOMOEROTIC CANDY-RAVER SKETCHING OFF 900,000 MILIGRAMS OF ECSTASY? DON'T THOSE FAGGOTS COME TO YOUR SHOW ANYWAYS, AND USUALLY ATTEMPT TO PUSH MOSH IN THE FRONT ANYWAYS YOU DUMB DICKWITS? HAHA YOU FUCKING LOWLIVES.

SHUT UP I'M TOO LAZY TO WRITE AND BRAINSTORM ANYTHING REMOTELY WITTY , AND END UP ACTUALLY FLATTERING THESE FAGGOTS BY CONSUMING THIS SORT OF TIME AND EFFORT DOING SO. I NEED SOME MORE INJECTION OF THIS GAY FUEL WE PREVIOUSLY DISCUSSED!

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