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Friday, February 6, 2009

HORSE THE BAND - R. BORLAX

1 Seven Tentacles And Eight Flames
2 Cutsman
3 In The Wake Of The Bunt
4 Stabbers Of The Knife, By Kenny Pelts
5 Bunnies
6 Purple
7 Handsome Shoved His Gloves
8 The Immense Defecation Of The Buntaluffigus
9 Pol's Voice
10 Big Blue Violence

BRIEF REVIEW

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE KINDLY EXPLAIN TO ME JUST WHY EXACTLY, A BAND THAT TAKES ITSELF SERIOUS AND HAS AMBITIONS ON MARKETING ITSELF TO THE HARSH REAL WORLD OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY, WOULD POSSIBLY NAME ITSELF HORSE THE BAND? LAST TIME I CHECKED, HORSES WERE ANIMALS, AND NOT A BAND YOU FUCKING MALFORMED HICKIE PIECES OF SHIT! UNLESS YOUR BAND IS COMPRISED FULL OF HORSES? JUST BECAUSE YOUR INBRED FAMILY RESEMBLES A BUNCH OF LOOSE HORSES THAT RAN AWAY IN YOUR SEPARATE WAYS FROM AN ANIMAL FARM DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF HORSES... OR OH, WAIT... ON SECOND THOUGHT...

ANYWAYS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? IS THIS RELEVANT TO ANIMAL FETISHISM? ARE YOU GUYS MOLESTING ANIMALS IN THE BACK OF YOUR BARNS FOR THE AVID INSPIRATION OF CREATING MUSIC? BEASTIALITY IS AGAINST THE FUCKING LAW IN SOME STATES YOU GROTESQUE FAGGOTS! WHY BOTHER MAKING ROCK MUSIC WHEN YOU'RE SO GOOD AT BLOWING MAMMAL SKIN FLUTES? STICK WITH YOUR EXPERTISE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS!

THIS CRAP MAKES NO SENSE TO ME. WHAT THE FUCK DO HORSES HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH A BUNCH OF INDIECORE NINTENDO GEEKS WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH EIGHT-BIT KEYBOARDS BE DOING PLAYING POST-HARDCORE MUSIC FOR SCENE KIDS? ARE SCENE KIDS THAT OPEN MINDED AND ACCEPTING OF ANIMALS? I GUESS WITH ALL THAT FUCKING MANGLED UP HAIR COVERING THEIR GREASY ACNE INFESTED FACES, WE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THEM INTO PERFECT USES IN THE FARM. NOW BEND OVER 'REBECCA ROWDY' AND 'BRING ME THE HILLORY', UNCLE WEBMASTER IS HERE TO MILK YOU!