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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

EVERY TIME I DIE - GUTTER PHENOMENON

1. Apocalypse Now and Then
2. Kill the Music
3. Bored Stiff
4. Easy Tiger
5. Tusk and Temper
6. New Black, The
7. Champing at the Bit
8. Gloom and How It Gets That Way
9. Guitarred and Feathered
10. L'Astronaut
11. Pretty Dirty


BRIEF REVIEW:

OH, WHAT IS THIS I SEE, A PARTY BAND FOR THE AVID SOCIAL LIFERS? I AM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE OUT OF DYING JEALOUSY! YOU SEE, BEING THE HIDEOUSLY OVERWEIGHT AND HAIRY MOLE-RESEMBLING METALHEAD I SECRETLY AM, THE ONLY PARTY I'VE EVER BEEN INVITED TO IS MY FAMILY REUNION OF SIX PEOPLE IN A CACTUS DESERT, WHERE I WAS SUBSEQUENTLY BOOTED OUT DUE TO MY FAILED SEXUAL ADVANCES TOWARDS MY COUSIN "PORKY"! IT WAS BY FAR THE WORST (YET THE ONLY) SOCIAL OPPORTUNITY OF MY LIFE!

IT LOOKS LIKE I CAN SURE AS HELL TAKE SOME GODDAMN ADVICE FROM THAT ARROGANTLY POMPOUS ASSHOLE FROM WWW.THEPOPULARLIFE.COM! I'D DEEP THROAT ALL TWELVE INCHES OF HIS DELICIOUS DICK JUST TO TASTE THE CREAMINESS OF HIS SOCIALLY COMPETENT LIFE! HOW ADVANTAGEOUS!

LITTLE DOES THAT TOTAL FUCKING FAGGOT KNOW, THAT HE'S BEEN TOO BUSY HAVING A FUCKING GREAT SOCIAL LIFE TO SPEND ANY TIME CONSTRUCTING A HALF-FUCKING-DECENT WEBSITE THAT WOULD SECURE HIS TREASUROUS DOCUMENT THAT HE WHORES OUT FOR THIRTY BUCKS EACH. THE FILE'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY ENCRYPTED AND CAN BE EASILY FORKED OUT OF HIS SMEGA-FILLED DICKHOLE AND RIPPED ACROSS THE NET LIKE THE NEXT ANTICIPATING SHITPILE WILL DO TO HIS FILTHY ASSCRACK.

THIRTY BUCKS FOR FIFTY FIVE PAGES OF UTTER NONSENSE WRITTEN AT A NEARLY DYSLEXIC GRADE TWO LEVEL... WHAT WAS HE RAISED IN? A NIGGER-FRIENDLY AFROCENTRIC SPECIALTY SCHOOL? THIS IS THE TYPE OF IRRITATING FAGGOT YOU'D ROLL YOUR EYES AT, WHILE HE PRETENTIOUSLY JABBLING AWAY AT BORING DAY-AFTER-DAY NONSENSE ON NON-CONTENTIOUS CRAP LIKE HIS UNBEARABLE WORK, MOTHER, AND VIEW ON THE RIGHTS OF MASCULINE MUSLIM WOMEN... ETC... ETC. WHILE YOU TRY TO HOLD IN YOUR FURY BY NOT COMPULSIVELY IMAGINE DRILLING HIS BULBY HEAD INTO A FUCKING COFFEE MUG THEN TOSS IT OFF THE SECOND STORY FRAT BALCONY RIGHT INTO A RAILWAY TRACK.

BEHOLD, HIS POPULAR LIFE'S GREATEST MASTERPIECE...

THE POPULAR LIFE: MAKE PEOPLE LIKE, RESPECT AND BEFRIEND YOU!

(I HAD TO CHANGE TO ANOTHER HOST WITH THE FILE NAME CHANGED DUE TO THIS ASSHOLE'S ANAL-ITY ABOUT THE DISTRIBUTION OF HIS FUCKING SHITTY FIVE-MINUTE WORK)

MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR SORRY, PATHETIC AND UNWORTHY SOCIAL LIFE RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING LAUGHABLE GIMPS!

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