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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW - COURTSIDE SEATS


01. Pizza Party
02. Inhalent Abuse Is Illegal And Can Be Fatal
03. There's A Bat
04. Do You Like Guns? Want to See My Passport?
05. Kids Kids Kids
06. You Killed The Bee, But You Broke The Light You Asshole
07. Very Dramatic
08. Saran Wrap Love Affair
09. Vaginal Blood And Consruction Paper Cigarettes


BRIEF REVIEW:

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS NEW INFLUX OF RIDICULOUS PUSSY-ASS SEIZURE-INDUCING GRINDCORE BANDS THAT SQUEAL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DEPLETED OF ANY GENETICS OF MASCULINITY FOR HALF OF THEIR LIVES? DID THESE FAGGOTS HAVE LIKE, FETAL ALCOHOLIC SYNDROME OR SOMETHING? THERE SHOULD BE A FUCKING LAW PASSED DOWN PROHIBITING THIS DISGRACEFUL COHORT OF FAGGOTS FROM BEING BORN, MUCH LESS GIVEN THE PRIVILEGE TO COMPOSE NOISE POLLUTION!

I HAVE A PLAUSIBLE HYPOTHESIS FOR THE EXPLANATION OF THIS TREND OF FEMININE FAGGOTCORE MOVEMENT: THE DOUBLE-ZERO GIRL JEANS THEY WEAR PREVENTS THE CIRCULATION OF TESTOSTERONES FLOWING THROUGH THE BODY FROM THEIR FAGGOT BALLSACK. WHY NOT JUST GET YOURSELVES EMASCULATED AND DONATE YOUR USELESS BODILY ORGAN TO THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WHERE CONSCRIPTED NIGGER CHILDREN IN BARBARIC WAR-TORN AREAS CAN USE IT AS IMPLANTS TO REPLACE THEIR INJURED ORGANS YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS!!

WANT PEACE IN AFRICA? EASY. JUST STOP SENDING ALL THE KFC AND FOREIGN AIDS AND START BURYING NUCLEAR WARHEADS UNDER THEIR "RICH SOIL" AND HAVE A LITTLE "ACCIDENT" IN MISCALCULATION, YOU IDIOTIC POLITICIANS. HAHA, OH MAN I SAID AIDS. I LOVE RECYCLING MY OLD AND TIRESOME JOKES JUST TO IRRITATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IRATE HATERS. BUT SERIOUSLY, ABSOLUTELY NO PUN INTENDED YOU STUPID FOOLS.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Genius, pure fucking genius!