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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

ARCHITECT - ALL IS NOT LOST


1. The Awakening
2. Sic Semper Tyrannis
3. 11
4. Trepanning For Oil
5. 13
6. Hell Of The Upsidedown Sinners
7. The End Of It
8. Collapse Of The War Engine
9. 33
10. Broke Dick Dog
11. The Giving Tree


BRIEF REVIEW:

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, THIS IS A FUCKING POLITICALLY-CRITICAL BAND WHO DESPITE OF CLAIMING NOT TO "SUCK ON CORPORATE DICKS" ON THEIR PROFILE, THEY STILL DEEP-THROTTLE METALBLADE'S DICKS FOR THE FEEL OF A MUSICAL CONTRACT? THE SHEER HYPOCRISY OF THIS IS AS BLATANT AS IF I WERE TO INSULT THE HOMOSEXUALS, YOU FUCKING PRETENTIOUS NUTCASE FAGGOTS. YOU ASSWIPES OUGHT TO BE POLITICIANS AND WORK IN THE INSTITUTIONS THAT YOU LOATHE SO MUCH YOURSELVES, YOU SELF-CONTRADICTORY RAMBLING ASSHATS. HEY EVERYBODY, PLEASE DON'T JUDGE A BAND BY ITS COVER. THE VOCALIST IS VERY POSSIBLY A SECRET REPORTER FOR THE CIA ON THE CURRENT FORECAST OF YOUR FAGGOT HARDCORE/METAL SCENE! YOU'VE ALL BEEN DUPED YOU INTELLECTUALLY-DEFUNCT MINDLESS APES!

I LOVE POLITICALLY-AVID BANDS THAT ARE LEFTIST-SOCIALISTS AND CRIES ABOUT POST-MATERIALIST ISSUES THAT SHOULDN'T CONCERN THEM TO BEGIN WITH, SUCH AS THE PEOPLE DYING IN IRAQ. HEY PENIS HEADS, PERHAPS IF YOU STOPPED CRYING ABOUT RANDOM DECEASED FAGGOTS AND ACTUALLY MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR OWN LIVES, YOUR LIFE WOULD BE WORTH A LITTLE MORE THAN THOSE SENT HOME IN A CASKET (AT LEAST IT ENABLES THEIR FAMILIES TO RECEIVE A LIFETIME OF SOCIAL SUPPORT AND BENEFITS). BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT JOB DO YOU GUYS DO ANYWAYS? WHY DON'T YOU FILE OUT AN APPLICATION TO YOUR LOCAL WALMART AND EXPERIENCE WHAT ITS REALLY LIKE TO BE EXPLOITED CORPORALLY AS OPPOSED TO LIVING UNSTABLY AND TOURING THE COUNTRY EVERY OTHER WEEK, SHOUTING PARABLES OF BULLSHIT TO SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SCENE KIDS WITH NO POLITICAL BACKGROUNDS ANYWAYS, YOU FUCKING CONSPIRACY NUTS WITH NINE CATS AND AN (UNFORTUNATE) INTERNET ACCESS?

SO, WHAT WAS THAT IDEA OF YOURS ABOUT 9/11? OH HANG ON, YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THESE SHORT MESSAGES...

NOBODY CARES FAGGOT

LUCKILY, I HAD A CHANCE TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH THIS INFAMOUS "KEITH" THE DAYTIME POLITICAL ACTIVIST AND NIGHT-TIME VOCALIST/TRANSVESTITE. I ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS POSITION ON VARIOUS SOCIALLY-CONTENTIOUS MATTERS... THIS IS NOT FICTITIOUS OR MADE UP GUYS, I'M ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS THIS IS HIM, DESPITE OF YOUR POSSIBLE DISBELIEF...

WEBMASTER (9:12:03 PM): SO, A QUESTION FOR YOU, KEITH IN ARCHITECT... ARE YOU A FAGGOT?

KEITH (9:14:04 PM): No I'm not, but I play one on a very notorious message board.

WEBMASTER (9:14:39 PM): IS IT THE NOTORIOUS FORUM ON EXTREMEANALPROBE.COM??

KEITH (9:14:53 PM): Maybe!

WEBMASTER (9:15:50 PM): DOES THE SECRET HOMOEROTIC SIDE OF YOUR HIDDEN PERSONALITY MANIFEST FROM THESE ONLINE ACTIVITIES?

KEITH (9:17:26 PM): Yes. Especially if I am able to get my full clown suit and make up on.

WEBMASTER (9:18:54 PM): SO YOU WERE THE CLOWN THAT WAS CALLED TO MY FOUR YEAR OLD BIRTHDAY PARTY AND SUBSEQUENTLY SCARRED ME FOR THE REST OF MY TRAUMATIZED LIFE?

KEITH (9:20:30 PM): Well I had to come back and see how my son was growing up. Your mom said if I dressed like a clown again it would remind her of when we ran a train on her at the circus and you were conceived.

WEBMASTER (9:21:58 PM): SO THE SECRET OF MY LIFE HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN REVEALED.

KEITH (9:22:49 PM): My little man is growing up so fast!
UMM... SO YEAH... BACK TO OUR LESS EMBARRASSING SUBJECT... BUT REGARDLESS, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO... KEEP TEARING DOWN THE ESTABLISHMENT AND DREAM OF A REVOLUTION SOMEDAY, MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. THE II! I HAVE FAITH IN YOUR BULLSHIT IDEOLOGIES! OH, AND BY THE WAY, AVRIL LAVIGNE CALLED TOO... SHE SAID SHE WAS IMPRESSED WITH YOUR TEENAGE ANGST AND ASKED IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN HER COALITION TO REBEL AGAINST AUTHORITIES? SHE PROMISES IT WILL BE FUN AND BEDTIME-FREE!

WHATEVER YOU KIDDIES DO, JUST REMEMBER...

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT



(SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THIS ALBUM IS AMAZING AND YOU MUST BE A FAGGOT OF A SHEER MAGNITUDE TO NOT LIKE THESE GUYS)

1 comment:

BOO said...

best review ever