1. Second Hand Smoke - (instrumental)2. Johnny Carson Didn't Have to Die
3. Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth
4. I Should Have Called Ms. Cleo
5. Exits Away
6. Fist Fight With Dick Tracy, A
BRIEF REVIEW:
TOUGH GUY HARDCORE THAT WILL FUCKING DISSECT YOUR SYSTEM OF GUTS INTO TWO SYMMETRICAL COUNTERPARTS, WITH THE ATTACK OF A SINGLE SPINKICK! YOU FUCKING SCRAWNY, WEAK, COWARDLY WIMPS. I CAN SEE MOST OF YOU METALHEADS ARE FUCKING SCARED AND IT SHOWS RIGHT THROUGH. I DON'T GIVE A LIVING FUCK HOW MANY POSER FRIENDS YOU KNOW FROM YOUR LOCAL METAL ONLINE FORUMS, YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF SOCIALLY INEPT ASSCLOWNS LOCKED IN A FUCKING CAGE AND ATTEMPTING TO BREAK FREE AT METAL SHOWS. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF BARBARIC SOLDIERS FROM THE STONE AGE, TRYING TO EXERT PHYSICAL FORCE ONTO EACH OTHER IN THE ACT OF INTIMIDATING PEOPLE FROM STEALING YOUR GEOGRAPHIC TERRITORY - OTHERWISE KNOWN AS PUSH MOSHING. SERIOUSLY, I HAVE TO SAY THIS...
THE METAL CULTURE (AND THE LACK THEREOF), IS ONE OF THE SADDEST, AND MOST PATHETIC FUCKING CONFORMITY FULL OF THE MOST PITIFUL, NASTY AND UGLY SOCIALLY OUTCASTED FOOLS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
THE METAL CULTURE (AND THE LACK THEREOF), IS ONE OF THE SADDEST, AND MOST PATHETIC FUCKING CONFORMITY FULL OF THE MOST PITIFUL, NASTY AND UGLY SOCIALLY OUTCASTED FOOLS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
COME ON, I'VE SEEN ROADKILLS MORE WORTHY THAN MOST OF YOU SAD FUCKS. WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIVES FOR ONCE, LIKE ENDING IT? NOBODY WOULD SHED A TEAR, AND FOR GOD'S SAKES YOU MIGHT JUST INSPIRE ANOTHER SWEDISH SYMPHONIC BLACK METAL BAND TO RISE FROM THEIR COCOONS, WAILING ABOUT A BUNCH OF HORRID FUNERAL CRAP NOBODY LIKES TO HEAR WHEN THEY'RE ALIVE. SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHAT THE HELL IS "FUNERAL DOOM" ANYWAYS? IS THAT SERIOUSLY A GENRE PLAYED AND ENJOYED BY LIVING PEOPLE?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT MY BOWEL HURTS.
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