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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A DAY TO REMEMBER - HOMESICK

2. My Life For Hire
3. I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?
4. NJ Legion Iced Tea
5. Mr. Highway's Thinking About The End
6. Have Faith In Me
7. Welcome To My Family
8. Homesick
9. Holdin' It Down For The Underground
10. You Already Know What You Are
11. Another Song About The Weekend
12. If It Means A Lot To You


Brief Review:

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK THE OVERBLOWN HYPE SURROUNDING THIS BAND IS REALLY ABOUT. ARE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CRITICS HEARING IMPAIRED OR ALL THE WAY DEAF? HOW DO YOU PRAISE A GROUP OF MARKETING WHORES THAT SOLD OUT THEIR FUCKING TESTOSTERONES FOR THE FAME OF BEING RECOGNIZED BY FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BELL-BOTTOM WEARING SCENEY METROSEXUAL GAYS?

OTHERWISE WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IT'S POSSIBLE THAT A BAND THAT WAS NEVER TOO GOOD TO BEGIN WITH - ALTHOUGH INITIALLY RESPECTABLE FOR ITS CATCHINESS TO A CERTAIN EXTENT, MANAGES TO GET POPPIER AND POPPIER EVERY FUCKING ALBUM? FOR EVERY MILLION DOLLARS YOU GUYS PROFIT OFF YOUR COMMERCIAL SUCCESS, DO YOU KIDS USE THAT MONEY FOR SURGERY TO GET YOUR FUCKING MANHOODS EMASCULATED? YOU SICK DISPICABLE NON-MASCULINE ASSMONKEYS! IT'S A WONDER WHY YOUR FIRST SONG IS NAMED "THE DOWNFALL OF US ALL". WELL, HEY, IF YOU RETAINED THE LEAST BIT OF DIGNITY OF YOUR ACTUAL GENDER, PERHAPS YOUR PARENTS WOULDN'T HAVE DISOWNED YOU TO SEND YOU LIVING IN A FUCKING CLAUSTROPHOBIC VAN WHERE YOU FLAMBOYANT MEN SERVE EACH OTHER A LARGE FEAST OF SEMEN-BUFFET ON A NIGHTLY BASIS!

IF I WAS ESTRANGED FROM MY HOME LIKE THAT, IT WOULD BE NO WONDER MY ALBUM WOULD BE CALLED "HOMESICK". MAN, COME TO THINK OF IT, JUST GO HOME TO YOUR UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBIA ALREADY. REPENT TO YOUR PARENTS, REDEEM YOUR MORAL CREDENTIALS, TAKE A SHIT AND STOP COMPOSING MUSIC ALREADY. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, GLAD YOU FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO STILL LOVES YOU.

2 comments:

x mr.highway x said...

dude fuck you,ive read alot of these posts..you are a fucking pussy,youre probably one of those bearded up fat fucks that lives in his parent's basement,and jacks off to episodes of Power Rangers

get a fucking life and dont talk shit about ADTR,because theyre a good band.so what if they get poppier? THEY FUCKING MAKE IT WORK!

fuck you dude

Anonymous said...

hahahaha
look at this mr highway faggot
ADTR suck balls.
Webmaster is the fucking funniest dude man