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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Monday, January 19, 2009

A DAY TO REMEMBER - FOR THOSE WHO HAVE HEART (RE-RELEASED)

1 Fast Forward To 2012
2 Speak Of The Devil
3 The Danger In Starting A Fire
4 The Plot To Bomb The Panhandle
5 Monument
6 The Price We Pay
7 Colder Than My Heart, If You Can Imagine
8 Show 'Em The Ropes
9 A Shot In The Dark
10 Here's To The Past
11 I Heard It's The Softest Thing Ever
12 Start The Shooting
13 Heartless (Bonus Track)
14 You Should've Of Killed Me When You Had The Chance
15 Since U Been Gone (Bonus Tracks)
16 Why Walk On Water, When We've Got Boats (Bonus Tracks)


BRIEF REVIEW:

USUALLY FOR ANY HARDCORE BAND THAT HAS TO RESORT TO RE-RELEASING A SOPHOMORE ALBUM FOR A SECOND TIME WOULD SUGGEST THAT THE BAND NEEDS TO QUIT ITSELF IMMEDIATELY AND ENROLL BACK INTO COMMUNITY COLLEGE, BUT HOLY SHIT, I HAVE SUCH A SOFT SPOT FOR THIS ALBUM THAT MY BOWEL AUTOMATICALLY OPENS WHEN THE VIBRATION OF THESE TRACKS COME NEAR THE VISCINITY OF MY AROUSED ANUS. ESPECIALLY THE VERY LAST TRACK, A DEFINITE RECOMMENDATION. IT'S ALSO TRUE AS WELL, IF JESUS WAS AWARE OF THIS MODEST ADVICE HE WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN THE PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT HE CLAIMED TO BE.

I MEAN COME ON, HIS BIRTH WAS CONCEIVED FROM A FUCKING VIRGIN? GIVE ME A BREAK. MARY WAS PROBABLY THE FUCKING FAMOUS VILLAGE PROSTITUTE WHO WAS SO VICIOUSLY RAPED BY A FOREIGN TOURIST ONE NIGHT AND BATTERED OVER THE HEAD SO SEVERELY THAT SHE FELL INTO A COMA FOR EIGHT MONTHS, AND WOKE UP AS A COMPLETE AMNESIAC. THE VILLAGERS, UPON ATTEMPTING TO MAKE HER FEEL AS GOOD AS NEW SO THEY CAN VICIOUSLY FORNICATE HER IN MORE POSITIONS THAN A SUPERBOWL FOOTBALL GAME, THEY LIED TO HER AND COMPLETELY FABRICATED HER PAST AS A SOMEONE WHO LIVED A LIFE. OF PURITY HAHAHAHA. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, A HIDEOUS LITTLE DUCKLING WAS SQUATTED OUT FROM HER FOUL-ODOURED VAGINAL TUNNEL AT 68 MILES PER HOUR, KILLING THE NEAREST FARM ANIMAL ACROSS FROM THE NURSING HOSPITAL! SINLESS? MY FUCKING HAIRY ASSHOLE! RELIGION SERVES AS NOTHING MORE THAN JUST THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES, YOU DELUSIONAL GOD-LOVING SLAVES OF A CREATIONIST NATION!

THE FIRST THING I'LL DELIGHTFULLY DO WHEN I'M TRANSPORTED TO HELL, IS TO STICK MY HEAD UP LUCIFER'S DICKHOLE IN ORDER TO FEEL THE WRATH OF HIS MONUMENTAL FLAMETHROWER THAT I'VE AWED SO MUCH IN THIS PRESENT LIFETIME. LEAST IT FEELS LIKE A FUCKING HOT SWEATY MAN-ORGY DOWN HERE IN THIS FREE BLASPHEMOUS SAUNA... WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE UP THERE IN HEAVEN? -89 FAHRENHEIT? HAVE FUN STEPPING ON PENGUIN SHIT FOR AN AFTERLIFE, YOU STUPID CONSERVATIVE PIECES OF BIBLE THUMPING WHITE INBREDS.

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