Sunday, January 25, 2009
ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS - DEMO
BRIEF REVIEW:
NO SHIT ARSIONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS GODDAMNIT, THE LAST TIME I LIT A BITCH'S TITS ON FIRE, SHE SCREAMED OF BLOODY MURDER. THEN I PROCEEDED TO STRIP HER OF ALL HER APPARELS BEFORE MALICIOUSLY RAPING HER BURNING CARCASS. MAN, THAT WAS BY FAR THE HOTTEST EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD, IF YOU EXCUSE THE PUN. I THEN SHOVED ALL THE REMNANT OF HER ASHES UP MY DICKHOLE JUST SO THE NEXT TIME I TOOK A PISS, IT FELT LIKE A MORTICIAN'S WEDDING CEREMONY WITH ALL THE BLACK CONFETTI FLYING OUT OF MY SQUIRTING URETHRA. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I'M SO TALENTED THAT I SHOULD BE A TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATOR.
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