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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, January 24, 2009

ABOVE THIS FIRE - IN PERSPECTIVE


BRIEF REVIEW:

NO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, WEBMASTER IS NOT ON STRIKE. I MERELY TAKE A HIATUS FROM UPDATING THIS GARBAGE DUMP EVERY NOW AND THEN DUE TO MY TIRESOMENESS OF ENTERTAINING YOU DUMBASS, REPTILIAN-RESEMBLING FUCKHOLES. THE HYPOCRISY OF SOME OF YOU HYPOCRITICAL HIPPOPOTAMUSES ARE ASTOUNDING. FIRST YOU ASSHOLES SPAM AND CRY OVER THE LACK OF UPDATES BECAUSE YOU'VE ALL BLATANTLY MISSED MY HOMOEROTIC PRESENCE, YET WHEN TOLD BY OTHER PEERS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CLAIM THAT MY UPDATES ARE THE SAME BULLSHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

YES, OBVIOUSLY, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WITH SOMEONE WITH THE INTELLECTUAL QUOTIENT OF AN AVERAGE METALHEAD'S SEX LIFE YOU ASSKEYS? MY WEBSITE OBVIOUSLY SUCKS ASS, AND THAT EXPLAINS THE FIRST FIFTY GRAND OF VISITATIONS WITHIN LESS THAN A YEAR OF OPERATION (DESPITE THE FACT THAT MORE THAN HALF THE VISITS ARE BY NONE OTHER THAN MYSELF). STILL, GO BEND YOUR THREE INCH PENIS INTO AN OVAL YOU FAGGOTS.

SPEAKING OF ABOVE THIS FIRE? COME BOUNCE ABOVE THE FIRE OF MY FLAMING DICK YOU DYKEY-DYKE-DYKES. MY PENIS MAKES A VERY GOOD FLAMETHROWER.