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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

VANNA - CURSES

1. The Alarm (Cd)
2. The Vanishing Orchestra (Cd)
3. Surgical Tools (Cd)
4. The Things He Carried (Cd)
5. Magnetic Knives (Cd)
6. Trophy Wives (Cd)
7. Home (Cd) 1:22
8. Country Boys...Goddamn (Cd)
9. Heavens to Betsy (Cd)
10. We Ate The Horse (Cd)
11. This Map Is Old News (Cd)
12. You Were Never Lovelier (Cd)


BRIEF REVIEW:

POP PUNKY EMOCORE FOR ALL YOU XBR00TALXC0REX KIDS WHO HARDCORE DANCE IN YOUR CLOSETS DUE TO BEING TOO TOUGH TO EVER COME OUT! I CAN FULLY SYMPATHIZE WITH THE LIKES OF YOU LITTLE PREMATURE MUNCHKINS! YOU SEE, I SPY ON YOU CHILDREN IN THE PLAYGROUNDS DURING ELEMENTARY RECESSES WHERE I HIDE BEHIND BEHIND A BUSH WITH A BINOCULAR SEEKING FOR MY NEWEST VICTIMS. I THEN PULL DOWN MY PANTS AND FIDDLE AROUND WITH THE MOST MASSIVE ERECTIONS!

BUT OF COURSE, ALL THE FUN EVENTUALLY GOES DOWN ALONG WITH MY BONER THE MINUTE SOME FUCKING PRESCHOOL BRAT CATCHES ME "WHITE" HANDED AND RIDICULES THE SIZE OF MY SCHLONG AS HE LAUGHS HIS WAY HOME! WAHHH! I FUCKING HATE LITTLE KIDS!! BUT YET I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IN ANOTHER ASPECT! WHAT THE FUCK SHALL I DO?

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