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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Thursday, November 27, 2008

BRIAN HEAD WELCH - SAVE ME FROM MYSELF


1 L.O.V.E.
2 Flush
3 Loyalty
4 Re-Bel
5 Home
6 Save Me from Myself
7 Die Religion Die
8 Adonai
9 Money
10 Shake
11 Washed by Blood


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BRIEF REVIEW:


OKAY HONESTLY SPEAKING, I DON'T TYPICALLY POST UNBEARABLY BULLSHIT NU-METAL JUMPSUIT-WEARING CRAP ON A DAILY BASIS, BUT I WAS ITCHING TO GIVE THIS ALBUM AN EXCLUSIVE FEATURE UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT CONSIDERING THERE'S SOMETHING EXTREMELY HILARIOUS ABOUT THIS ASSKEY. I WON'T EXERT THE EFFORT TO ATTEMPT ANYTHING FUNNY BUT I'LL ALLOW THIS ABSOLUTE RIDICULOUS SITUATION TO SPEAK FOR ITSELF.

BRIAN "HEAD" WELCH, IS THE FORMER GUITARIST FROM THE MILLIONAIRE GIMMICK ACT KORN, CONTROVERSIALLY KNOWN FOR THEIR DARK MARILYN-MANSONESQUE THEMES AND LYRICS OF BEING VICIOUSLY SABOTAGED UP THE RECTUM AGAINST CONSENT AS CHILDREN. HIGH OFF THEIR SUCCESS AS WELL AS METHAMPHETAMINE, THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY BORED OF THEIR SAME REPETITIVELY TIRESOME ONE-ALBUM-AFTER-ANOTHER BULLSHIT. SO ONE SUNDAY MORNING APPARENTLY, THIS GUY DECIDED TO WALK INTO A GOSPEL CHURCH MEETING WHILE SKETCHING OFF METH, WHICH APPARENTLY CHANGED HIS LIFE TO QUIT THE BAND TO BECOME A FUCKING BIBLE THUMPER!

NOW EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND BUT I NEED TO BREATHE... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING FUNNIER SINCE WOMEN'S RIGHTS! I WAS NEVER ENVIOUS OF THE HOLY WRATH OF JESUS UNTIL I REALIZED HIS POTENTIAL TO MAKE OTHER CIRCUS ASSCLOWNS TO DROP OUT OF THEIR GOD-AWFUL MUSICAL PROJECTS! NOW THIS GUY ROAMS SOLO IN HIS INDEPENDENT PROJECT, PREACHING THE WORDS OF GOSPEL TO THE REPUBLICAN JESUS-LOVING STATES NATIONWIDE. WOW, LISTEN TO THIS GUY'S LYRICS... IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS? GOD HELPED HIM KICK HIS METH HABITS COLD TURKEY OVER THE COURSE OF A WEEK? DID HE GET FUCKING STRUCK IN THE HEAD BY LIGHTENING THAT BAD ON THAT DREADFUL SUNDAY MORNING
? HOLY HALLELUJAH SON OF A BITCH, AMEN!

(STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING)

I NEED A GIMMICK FOR MY NEXT ALBUM TOO. I THINK I'M CONVERTING INTO A FUCKING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS AND RAP ABOUT THE UNETHICAL IMMORALITY OF BLOOD TRANSFUSION. OR A SCIENTOLOGIST SO I CAN SLEEP WITH FUCKING TOM CRUISE AND/OR R. KELLY... DEPENDING WHETHER I HAVE A HONKEY OR NIGGER FETISH ON THE NIGHT BEING.

1 comment:

oNOTEDGEo said...

Theres alot of shit on your site I disagree with and thats fine I dont care its your opinion. But this i totally agree with this guy is a piece of shit and I think hes a fucking fraud.