Brief Review:
FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHY THE HELL THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN DEAD AS OF LATE, WELL, ALLOW ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU PATHETIC FOOLS! YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN ONTO SOME BETTER SCHEMATICS IN CHANGING THE WORLD AND MAKING IT A BETTER PLACE! FOR STARTERS, LET'S RECOUNT WHAT I'VE BEEN OCCUPYING MYSELF WITH THROUGHOUT THE PAST WEEK WHEN I NEGLECTED YOU POOR SOULS.
1. DONATING TO THE RED CROSS
2. HOLDING THE UMBRELLA FOR BLIND FAGGOTS
3. PROSTITUTING MYSELF AT A PRICE SO LOW THAT MY BUSINESS AUTOMATICALLY WENT INTO RECESSION THE FOLLOWING DAY
4. VOLUNTEERING AT THE OLD PEOPLE'S HOMES AND GIVING THEM HEART ATTACKS
5. RECEIVING AIDS
6. SPREADING AIDS
7. PROVIDING CIRCUMCISION RITUALS AT JEWISH BARMIZVA'S
8. KIDNAPPING THEIR DICKLESS BABY AFTERWARDS
9. PICKING FLOWERS AND SPREADING IT AROUND SCHOOL
10. APOLOGIZING ONCE UPON REALIZATION THAT IT'S POISON IVY
YOU SEE? WHO SAID I WAS INCAPABLE OF GOOD THINGS IN THIS WORLD? GET SHOT YOU PESSIMISTIC FAGGOTS!
1 comment:
Just shut the fuck up and keep putting up music you hate so we can down load it you homo.
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