Brief Review:
HERE'S AN ALBUM FOR ALL YOU FAGGOTS TO UNITE AND ENJOY! NO FAGGOT IS TOO YOUNG OR OLD, FAT OR THIN, TALL OR SHORT FOR THIS ALBUM! DO YOU THINK YOU MAY BE A LITTLE TOO HETEROSEXUAL FOR THIS RECORD? WELL, SPEAK FOR THE MISERABLE PHASE OF TIMES IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN YOU USED TO BLACK YOUR EYES OUT WITH A MOP OF HAIR SWUNG ACROSS YOUR HIDEOUS FACE THAT IS DYED IN A RAINBOW SPECTRUM, AS YOU SUBTLELY TIPTOE TO YOUR VISUAL ARTFAG CLASS WITHOUT BEING HEARD BY THE FAT FOOTBALL JOCK HANGING OUT AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY WHO PROVIDES YOU WITH YOUR REGULAR DAILY BEATING THAT WOULD MAKE SONNY MOORE CRY THROUGH ANOTHER FUCKING DEBUT ALBUM! YOU MAKE YOUR RUN THE SECOND THEY SPOT YOU, AS YOU DESPERATELY RUN INTO THE CLASSROOM AND INTERRUPT YOUR TEACHER FOR PROTECTION FROM THESE BULLIES, ONLY TO HAVE HER LAUGH THE FUCK OUT LOUD AT YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE AND SENT OUT THE CLASSROOM FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN HER GENERAL DISLIKE OF YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YOU BIG FAT NON-HETEROSEXUAL FAGGOT! I PITY YOU. HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THIS BAND THOUGH? THEY LOOK LIKE THEY JUST FUCKING CRAWLED OUT OF A COFFIN CASE. HOW MANY TIMES DID THE PATHOLOGIST FALSELY DECLARE YOUR DEATHS FOR GETTING INTO THESE VEHICLE ACCIDENTS ON TOUR? LIKE HOLY SHIT. THEY LOOK LIKE ZOMBIES FIXED ON BAD DRUGS. I LOVE ZOMBIES ON BAD DRUGS ONLY ON SOMEDAYS, BUT NOT MOST. ONLY WHEN THEY ARE GLOW-STICKING AT RAVES AND I HOOK UP WITH ONE. THEIR GENITALIAS LOOK VERY AWKWARD BECAUSE YOU KNOW, IT ROTS A LITTLE WHEN THEY ARE DEAD. I AM GOING TO INVITE THEM TO A MOSH PIT OF ATREYU'S AND TEACH THEM MY HARDCORE NINJA MOVES. EXCEPT WHEN I KARATE-CHOP ONE BY ACCIDENT THEY MIGHT JUST SPLIT IN HALF. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!
PLAY A BREAKDOWN FOR ME PLEASE
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