TOWER OF ROME - WORLD WAR I

1 I Have To Tell You Something... I Eat Light Bulbs
2 Do You Know What Divine Intervention Means?
3 Oh My God! He's Got An Arm Off
4 Save Art; Kill An Art Kid
5 15 Year Olds Dude; 15 Year Olds
6 2 Dead Deer 1 Dead Asian = Lung Cancer
7 Does Your Friend Have A Name Or Should I Just Call Him Lawyer
8 The Message Will Surely Drain The Life From Any Willing Participants

BRIEF REVIEW:

FUNNY THIS BAND SHOULD NAME THEIR FOLLOWUP SOPHOMORE ALBUM "WORLD WAR I", CONSIDERING EVEN THE MUSIC ITSELF ON HERE PROBABLY CAUSES MORE CASUALTIES THAN BOTH OF THE WARS ACCUMULATED. I'D RATHER EAT, SHIT, BATTLE AND DIE IN SOME TRENCH IN THE MIDEAST OF EUROPE THAN TO SIT THROUGH THIS ALBUM AGAIN. WHOOHOO. I FIND THE LAST SONG TITLE PARTICULARLY INTERESTING, CONSIDERING IT'S A LITTLE MORE APPROPRIATE TO CHANGE MESSAGE INTO ALBUM ITSELF. WHOOHOO, OWNED ONCE AGAIN. THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER, NOW DISCARD EVERYTHING I JUST SAID AND DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM, AFTER PRETENDING TO NOT HAVE WASTED THE LAST FIVE MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE READING THIS RAMBLE. IT'S LIKE, THE ILLITERATE LEADING THE BLIND. FRANKLY SOMETIMES AFTER LISTENING TO ALL THIS AMAZING MUSIC, I WISH I WAS DEAF TOO.