TOWER OF ROME - ALL IS LOST, ALL IS LOST, ALL IS YET TO BE FOUND

1 They Say She Died Because She Was Too Honest
2 Real Teamwork Means You Pull Your Knife Out Of My Back While I Push Mine...
3 I Want My Fifty Dollars
4 Girls That Smoke Gross Me Out To The Max
5 This Is A Film About A Ghost
6 I Screamed Alot On October Fifteenth
7 Chicagi Chicagi I Think I'm Going To Blow My Own Head Off Now
8 This Is The Worst Time To Run Out Of Matches
9 The Only Attainable Truth That Comes To Mind Right Now
10 I Guess Moods Just Go With The Seasons Around Here
11 We Put The Fun In Funeral

BRIEF REVIEW:

LOOKS LIKE IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SMART ASS CLEVER SPAZZOMATIC GRIND BANDS! ELEVEN ALBUMS IN UNDER TEN MINUTES, WHAT MUSICIANSHIP! I BET IT TAKES LONGER FOR YOU TO READ OUT THE NAMES OF THE SONGS (AND NOT LAUGH TO THEM) THAN IT TAKES FOR THE ENTIRE ALBUM TO FUCKING PLAY THROUGH. FIRST AS I PLAYED THIS ALBUM, I TOOK MY SPEAKERS TO MY RETAILER ASKING THEM TO REPAIR THE MALFUNCTION. AS RESULT I HAD IT THROWN BACK AT ME BECAUSE TO MY SURPRISE, THEY WERE A BUILT-IN PART OF MY FUCKING LAPTOP WHICH NOW I'VE COMPLETELY TAKEN OUT AND DISASSEMBLED. WHY AM I SO FUCKING STUPID? STOP LAUGHING AT ME! NO, THAT WASN'T YOU?? OH OKAY, WELL STFU, VOICES INSTEAD MY EMPTY HEAD!

I WONDER WHAT THIS GENRE OF FANS HEAR IN THIS TYPE OF MUSIC, I MEAN, THE BAND STRIKES ONE MALFORMED CHORD AND EVERYONE THINKS IT'S A MASTERPIECE. IT MAKES ME WONDER IF ALL THIS MUSIC IS PLAYED OUT BY ONE GUY, WITH ONE HAND PLAYING THE GUITAR, THE OTHER PLAYING THE BASS, AND HIS DICK PLAYING THE DRUMS -- ALL AT THE SAME TIME! IF SO, THAT WILL BE THE ONLY CIRCUMSTANCE THAT WILL IMPRESS ME. BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M MULTI-TALENTED TOO! I CAN SING BOLLYWOOD KAREOKE WHILE TAKING A SHIT AND WANKING OFF MY WANG, WHILE PRACTICE MY HARDCORE DANCING ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

WHOOHOO I RULE. DO YOU RULE? NO. SO WHY ARE YOU ON MY SITE? BEATS ME. I WONDER WHEN I'LL STOP TALKING TO MYSELF. SELF, WHEN WILL I STOP TALKING TO YOU? I DUNNO. WANNA SEX? OKAY. OKAY BE RIGHT BACK.