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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

TOWER OF ROME - ALL IS LOST, ALL IS LOST, ALL IS YET TO BE FOUND


BRIEF REVIEW:

LOOKS LIKE IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SMART ASS CLEVER SPAZZOMATIC GRIND BANDS! ELEVEN ALBUMS IN UNDER TEN MINUTES, WHAT MUSICIANSHIP! I BET IT TAKES LONGER FOR YOU TO READ OUT THE NAMES OF THE SONGS (AND NOT LAUGH TO THEM) THAN IT TAKES FOR THE ENTIRE ALBUM TO FUCKING PLAY THROUGH. FIRST AS I PLAYED THIS ALBUM, I TOOK MY SPEAKERS TO MY RETAILER ASKING THEM TO REPAIR THE MALFUNCTION. AS RESULT I HAD IT THROWN BACK AT ME BECAUSE TO MY SURPRISE, THEY WERE A BUILT-IN PART OF MY FUCKING LAPTOP WHICH NOW I'VE COMPLETELY TAKEN OUT AND DISASSEMBLED. WHY AM I SO FUCKING STUPID? STOP LAUGHING AT ME! NO, THAT WASN'T YOU?? OH OKAY, WELL STFU, VOICES INSTEAD MY EMPTY HEAD!

I WONDER WHAT THIS GENRE OF FANS HEAR IN THIS TYPE OF MUSIC, I MEAN, THE BAND STRIKES ONE MALFORMED CHORD AND EVERYONE THINKS IT'S A MASTERPIECE. IT MAKES ME WONDER IF ALL THIS MUSIC IS PLAYED OUT BY ONE GUY, WITH ONE HAND PLAYING THE GUITAR, THE OTHER PLAYING THE BASS, AND HIS DICK PLAYING THE DRUMS -- ALL AT THE SAME TIME! IF SO, THAT WILL BE THE ONLY CIRCUMSTANCE THAT WILL IMPRESS ME. BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M MULTI-TALENTED TOO! I CAN SING BOLLYWOOD KAREOKE WHILE TAKING A SHIT AND WANKING OFF MY WANG, WHILE PRACTICE MY HARDCORE DANCING ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

WHOOHOO I RULE. DO YOU RULE? NO. SO WHY ARE YOU ON MY SITE? BEATS ME. I WONDER WHEN I'LL STOP TALKING TO MYSELF. SELF, WHEN WILL I STOP TALKING TO YOU? I DUNNO. WANNA SEX? OKAY. OKAY BE RIGHT BACK.

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