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THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

TERMINALLY YOUR ABORTED GHOST - SLOWLY PEELING FROM THE INSIDE OF A FOLDED HAND


BRIEF REVIEW:

CAN ANYONE TELL ME JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BAND ACTUALLY THINKING? READING THESE TITLES GIVE ME A MASSIVE ERECTION, AS I WALK NUDE AROUND MY LOCAL INSTITUTIONS ALL DAY FOLLOWING MY NEXT TARGETED VICTIMS. IT JUST HAPPENS THAT MY LOCAL INSTITUTIONS ARE NONE OTHER THAN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FULL OF LITTLE KIDS RUNNING AROUND AND SHITTING THEIR PANTS. SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? I THINK NOT! EVERYONE'S GOTTA HAVE A HEALTHY FUCKING HOBBY, DON'T THEY? THERE IS NOTHING EXPLICIT OR MORALLY WRONG ABOUT WHAT I AM SUGGESTING HERE! PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME TO THE FBI OTHERWISE I'LL HAVE HELL OF A LOT TO EXPLAIN TO MY EMPLOYERS AT THE NEVERLAND RANCH!

WHEN I USED TO PARTICIPATE IN MY LOCAL YOUTH BASEBALL LEAGUE, THEY WERE SHORT ON THE EQUIPMENT SO I HAD TO USE MY DICK TO BAT THE BALLS. NEEDLESS TO SAY DUE TO ITS INHERENT LENGTH, I WAS UNABLE TO BAT THE BALLS VERY FAR. HOWEVER, IT WAS SUCCESSFULLY USED IN RAPING THE SHORTSTOP IN THE CHANGE ROOM AS A LESSON TAUGHT TO HIM FOR RUTHLESSLY HUMILIATING ME ON THE FIELD!

TO ADD INSULT TO THE INJURY HIS GIRLFRIEND DUMPED HIM FOR HAVING THE MISCONCEPTION OF BEING CHEATED ON WHEN SHE ACCIDENTALLY DOWNLOADED THE SECRET TAPE THEIR PRINCIPLE FILMED IN THE CHANGEROOM ON LIMEWIRE!

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