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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Friday, February 8, 2008

HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - SELF TITLED (2008)


Brief Review:

INTRODUCING THE HEAVIEST HIGHLY ANTICIPATED ALBUM OF THE YEAR ALL YOU GORE-OBSESSED METALHEADS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR... HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD! THE SHEER BRUTALITY OF THIS DEATH METAL BAND WILL KNOCK YOU UNCONSCIOUS WORSE THAN THAT TIME YOUR ALCOHOLIC BUMFATHER DECIDED TO MOLEST YOU AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT RELIEF THE DAY HE GOT LAID OFF HIS JOB AT THE CALL CENTER FOR MAKING AN INSUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF VIBRATOR SALES.

NEVERTHELESS, THE INTENSITY OF THIS ALBUM AND THE LEGACY IT WILL LEAVE IN THE METAL SCENE IS NO QUESTION. THE EXTREMITY OF THE BAND'S COMPOSITION WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS, AS THE DRUMMER'S DOUBLE BASS HAS PROLIFERATED AT LEAST TWICE IN PACE IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH THE GUITARISTS' FURIOUS RIFFS. THE BASS COMPLIES WITH A SLUDGEY EFFECT THAT FEELS LIKE YOUR PENIS IS BEING CIRCUMCIZED BY A GIGANTIC WOODCHIPPER. THIS BAND HAS DEMONSTRATED A REMARKABLE PROGRESSION IN THEIR MUSICIANSHIP, IN TERMS OF THEIR SOLID COMPOSITIONS AND TECHNICALITY. THE SWEDISH INFLUENCES IN THEIR METAL SOLOS ARE EVIDENT, AS IT RESEMBLES THE OLDER AT THE GAY'S AND DARK TRANSVESTILITY. THE VOCALS ARE EXTREME AND DYNAMIC, AND THE LYRICS ARE HIGHLY INTELLECTUAL AND WELL PATTERNED. DEFINITELY ANOTHER SUCCESS FOR THIS ACCLAIMED METAL BAND! ALL HAIL METAL!!

*GETS DOWN ON MY KNEES LIKE A HUGE FAGGOT AND HEADBANGS*

RECOMMENDED FOR MY FELLOW TR00 ELITE KLVT METALHEADS WORLDWIDE!
[HAILS]

1 comment:

BRING ME THE HOMOZONE said...

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