1. Innumerical Bonds [view lyrics]
2. Hung Through a Coat Hanger [view lyrics]
3. Abortion Through a Straw [view lyrics]
4. Open Concave Chest Wound [view lyrics]
5. Suicide as Self-Expression [view lyrics]
6. Her Dead, Burning Hair
Brief Review:
BEFORE YOU DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM, ASK YOURSELF: "AM I A FUCKED UP PERSON?" A QUESTION THAT SEEMED TO BE PREVIOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER WITH ANY DEGREE OF CERTAINTY, CAN NOW BE VERIFIED WITH THIS EASY TEN STEP VERIFICATION PROCESS! CHECKMARK ALL THAT APPLIES TO YOUR SORRY ASS...
I STICK MY HEAD INSIDE OF MY DICKHOLE LIKE A WALRUS FOR WARMTH TO HYBERNATE FOR THE LONG COLD CANADIAN WINTERS UP NORTH
I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO WANK OFF TO ANGELA GOSSOW FROM ARCH ENEMY AND ACTUALLY MANAGED TO MIRACULOUSLY EJACULATE
I'VE SOLD MY BODY TO A QUADRIPLEGIC SEX GOD WITH NO LEGS AND RECEIVED AN ANAL SORE FOR COUNTLESS DAYS FOLLOWING, AND ENJOYED IT TO NO END
I AM A BIG HAIRY HOMOSEXUAL
I AM A BIG HAIRY HOMOSEXUAL WHO ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH
I AM A BIG HAIRY HOMOSEXUAL WITH A REPULSIVE FOOT FETISH WHO ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH
I AM A BIG HAIRY HOMOSEXUAL WITH A REPULSIVE FOOT FETISH WHO ENJOYS SNIFFING SLEEPING COUPLES' FUNGUS FEET WHILE ACTING AS IF I AM TRYING TO ENJOY MY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH
SOME OF THE ABOVE
ALL OF THE ABOVE
ALL OF THE BELOW
IF YOU TEND TO SUFFER MORE THAN THREE OF THESE SYMPTOMS, PLEASE DISCONTINUE YOUR DOWNLOADING AND SEEK IMMEDIATE SEXUAL GRATIFICATION FROM YOUR PERVERTED FAMILY GYNOCOLOGIST BEFORE HE RETIRES. WHOO BABY, COME HERE COME HERE, MAMA'S GOT A FRESH NEW CAVE FOR YOU TO DWELL IN!
1 comment:
Well written article.
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