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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

DEAD HEARTS - BITTER VERSES


Brief Review:

AS OF RECENT I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN RECEIVING A LOT OF HATE COMMENTS ON THE CHATBOX, FROM VARIOUS CAVE-DWELLING TR00 NORWEIGAN METALHEAD LOSERS WHO FEELS THE NEED TO VOICE THEIR DISAPPROVAL OF ME MOCKING THEIR MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE. WELL GUESS WHAT? HERE'S MY LEFT NUT, GO JUGGLE IT WITH YOUR OWN TWO TESTICLES YOU FUCKNG FAGGOTS! IT MIGHT JUST BE A GREATER ACCOMPLISHMENT THAN ALL THE HOURS YOU SPEND ONLINE RIDICULING THOSE WHO ARE NOT AS REPULSIVE, NASTY, ABSTAINED AND SOCIALLY INEPT AS YOU TOOLS ARE.

TO ALL THE EASILY OFFENDED BITCHES, WANT A PENIS-SHAPED PACIFIER? HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU TO CHEW ON WHILE YOU ANTICIPATE FOR THE NEW RELEASE FROM PYREXIA'S DRUMMER'S NEW SIDE PROJECT WITH THE RHYTHM GUITARIST FROM CORPSEMONKEY, EX-BASSIST FROM DEAD CADAVER FORNICATION AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE LEAD GUITARIST/VOCALIST FROM THAT BAND NECROPTICPSYCHOFAGIST! (GOD KNOWS WHY A GUITARIST WOULD EVER WANT THE EGO OF FRONTING A BAND? OH THE MYSTERY OF THE METAL CULTURE [BY CULTURE, I MEAN THE LACK THEREOF].)

NO I WILL NOT UPLOAD THAT ALBUM TOMORROW YOU DONKEY SCROTUM! HERE'S A SPOON FOR YOU TO EAT MY NUTRITIOUS BUTTHOLE WHILE ANAL CUNT COMPOSES A SONG ABOUT IT!

I REALIZED I'VE SPOKEN NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM, BUT THAT'S OKAY, CONSIDERING I FOUND AN EVEN BETTER REVIEW OF THIS ON AMAZON! I SHALL QUOTE THIS WORD BY WORD FOR EVERYONE TO READ:


Very Good, But Not Great! Very good Cd wich I believe is the bands 1st album.And not a bad start either, This band truly puts there heart into the music. They kinda remind me of Hatebreed mixed with a little bit of Misery Signals. Worth the buy I was happy with the album.METALHEAD 4 LIFE!!!


Submitted by Metalhead (Sick Lake City, Utah)

HAHAHA HOLY CRAP, MY STOMACH HURTS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

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