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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

BORN OF OSIRIS - THE NEW REIGN


01. Rosecrance
02. Empires Erased
03. Open Arms To Damnation
04. Abstract Art
05. The New Reign
06. Brace Legs
07. Bow Down
08. The Takeover


BRIEF REVIEW:

YEAH YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S BORN OF OSIRIS... THE NEW GENERATION METALCORE MOSHCORE WHATEVER-THE-FUCK CLASSIFICATION LABEL YOU'D PLACE ON THESE GUYS. WHATEVER ALBUM OF MESHUGGAH THEY'RE TRYING TO WATER THEMSELVES DOWN FROM, IT'S WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY THE NEW HYPE AMONGST YOU PREDEVELOPED TEENAGE ARM-FLAILING MALE-BITTIES. HEY, AT LEAST YOU GUYS ARE CUTE WHILE FLAILING YOUR WEAKASS LIMBS THAT WOULD GO BETTER STROKING MY UNCIRCUMCIZED DICK THAT'S BENT IN AN AWKWARD ANGLE. OKAY, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, DOWNLOAD THIS DECENT SHIT NOW.

SORRY DID I SAY IT WAS DECENT? EXCUSE MY TYPE-O, I MEANT IT'S ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT. I DON'T NEED AN ALBUM THAT I HAVE TO HOLD A CALCULATOR WHILE PLAYING. I JUST WANT TO THROWDOWN LIKE A FAGGOT GODDAMNIT, NOT SO MUCH TRYING TO DECIPHER YOUR DYSRHYTHIMC TEMPO WHILE TRIPPING OVER MY TIGHT ASS FAGGOT GIRL PANTS THAT HAS MY SCROTUM SHRUNK BY HALF OF ITS TRAPEZOID SIZE.

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