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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, December 29, 2007

NEFASTUS DIES - URBAN CANCER

BRIEF REVIEW:

SO ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED DURING THIS BAND'S INTERESTING BUT SEEMINGLY TORTURED SET HERE IN TORONTO'S TERRORFEST TWO YEARS AGO WHEN THEY PLAYED THEIR SUICIDAL BLACK METAL ORCHASTRA. AS THE LEAD SINGER WAS OBNOXIOUSLY ANNOUNCING HIS HATRED AND RESENTMENT TOWARDS THE HARDCORE SCENE AND THE DANCING RITUALS (IN A ROOM FULL OF HARDCORE KIDS), HE INSISTED THE "HARDCORE DANCERS" TO LEAVE THE ROOM CONSIDERING THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO OPPORTUNITY FOR THEIR ACTIONS... IN A HARDCORE FESTIVAL. AS FUCKING HORRIDLY GAY AS THEY WERE, I DECIDED TO PAY ALL DUE RESPECT BY BRINGING A CHAIR INTO THEIR PUSH MOSHING POOL OF GAY SWEATY ORGY AND TRIED MY BEST TO ENJOY THEIR SET. ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE LEAD SINGER GLARED AT ME LIKE ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.

"EXCUSE ME GUYS, I NEED TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING. I'VE PERSONALLY BEEN TO SOME PRETTY MELLOW SHOWS, BUT IT'S THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE, THAT SOMEONE WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO BRING A CHAIR AND SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOSH PIT! NOW THE FIRST PERSON TO KNOCK THIS BRAT DOWN WINS A T-SHIRT! I'M SERIOUS! DO IT!"

AS ALL THE HIDEOUS METALHEADS TARGET ME FOR A NEW PIECE OF RAG THAT THEY CAN POTENTIALLY USE TO COVER THEIR FILTHY MAGGOT-INFESTED BODIES, I BOOKED IT OUT OF THERE BEFORE THEY COULD SWALLOW MY DELICIOUS SELF FOR THEIR SUBSISTENCE. I FUCKING DESPISE METALHEADS.

THAT'S THE STORY OF THE DAY BITCHES, IF YOU ENJOY IT, DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM. IT'S FAR FROM YOUR TYPICAL METALCORE AND FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO SLIT EACH OTHERS' WRISTS IN THE DARK. I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND HOW MOST METALHEADS WOULD STEREOTYPE THE HARDCORE SCENE AS "A BUNCH OF EMOS" WHEN THEY SIT IN THE DARK COMPOSING THIS CRAP THAT WOULD MAKE ME WANT TO BLEED TO DEATH.

IN ALL HONESTY IT'S NOT BAD. A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, ALTHOUGH SOUNDS LIKE THEY'VE BEEN SUFFOCATING IN SORROW FOR DECADES ALREADY. HEY, TORTURED ARTISTS ARE THE GREATEST INSPIRATIONS... RIGHT? SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

HI MOM