Sunday, February 17, 2019
XTYRANTX - EXTINCTION
http://www.mediafire.com/download/oipailct79hs14z/xTyrantx_-_Extinction_%282011%29.zip
HEY BIG GUY WITH THE
LAUGHABLY HILARIOUS FACE TATTOOS, COME TO MURDER CITY AND I'LL FUCK YOUR ASS UP
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
OH WAIT NEVERMIND, ISN'T THAT WHERE YOU'RE ALL FROM? ERR, I
GUESS I SUPPORT THE WAR IN IRAQ TOO? BACK IN 2003 ... I MEAN... WELL,
HEH.
*COWERS AWAY LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY*
I'LL PROMISE TO FIND YOU GUYS A DAYJOB WITH ALL THOSE HIDEOUS TATTOOS AND TOILET PAPER ROLL OF STACKED CRIMINAL RECORDS IF YOU DON'T HANG MY RECTUM ON A HOOK IN THE BACK OF YOUR INBRED UNCLE'S MEAT FACTORY! HOW'S THAT FOR A TRADE-OFF?
Monday, February 26, 2018
xONE FIFTHx - SELF TITLED
NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU REWIND BACK THROUGHOUT THE GOLDEN ERA OF
HARDCORE, WHETHER IT BE THE EARLY 2000'S BEGINNING, OR MID-2000'S METALCORE, OR
THE LAUGHABLE 2012-ONWARD HARDSTYLE, THERE'S ONE THING YOU CANNOT DENY. IT'S
THAT YOUR HARDCORE SCENE BACK THEN, OR WHAT WAS YOUR PITIFUL EXCUSE OF A SCENE
THEREOF, WAS ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT AND CONTAINED SEEDS TO ITS OWN DESTRUCTION. THIS
SUBJECT HAS BEEN DISCUSSED A PAINSTAKING AMOUNT OF TIMES BEFORE BUT I HAVE TO
DO IT EVERY TIME BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
A BUNCH OF EMO-ASS "FASHIONCORE TILL I DIE" RETARDS WITH TERRIBLE
HAIRCUTS AND TERRIBLY SKINNY JEANS WOULD COME TO SHAPE SHITTY METALCORE AND
DEATHCORE MUSIC AS OF WHAT IT IS TODAY." THEN THEY GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND
REALIZE THEY'RE UNEMPLOYABLE AND CLUTCH ON TO THE ONLY SCENE THEY EVER KNEW
GROWING UP IN, ONLY TO REALIZE THE RECURRING SHOWS OF THE OLD BANDS THEY
LISTENED TO WHEN YOUNG ARE PHASING OUT AND LOSING TRACTION, AND THEIR LIVES
BASICALLY SUCK ASS BECAUSE THEY'VE NEVER BEEN SOCIALIZED IN ANY OTHER SOCIAL
CIRCLES OTHER THAN WITH OTHER MIDDLE CLASS WHITE PRIVILEGED SUBURBAN IDIOTS WHO
PLAY NOTHING BUT DROP-TUNED OPEN CHORDS. AND THEN EITHER YOU PICK UP A DRUG
ADDICTION AND DIE OF SOME SORT OF SYNTHETIC OPIOD OR GET MARRIED AND BE LAME SO
YOU HAVE CHILDREN HALF AS HANDICAPPED AS YOU WERE WHEN YOU THREW DOWN IN THE
PIT (AND THAT'S QUITE RETARDED BY THE WAY). NONETHELESS, GOD BLESS! KEEP ON
ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD AND NEVER ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOUR BAND PEOPLE
MOSHED TO IN 2007 WILL NEVER DRAW MORE THAN THREE ALCOHOLIC MIDDLE-AGED
DEPRESSED HAS-BEEN'S EVERY LITTLE TOWN YOU BOOK TO PLAY IN. HAVE FUN. LADIES
AND GENTLEMAN, MAY I PRESENT YOU XONE FIFTHX.
Friday, October 23, 2015
FOUNDATION - TURNCOAT
1. The New Faith
2. A Warm Place In Hell
3. Failure Breeds Failure
4. Devotion 3
5. Silence Above, Quiet Below
(GET IT? STRAIGHT EDGE! ROFLMFAO ME FUNNY)
FOUNDATION ANNOUNCING LAST SHITTY EP BEFORE AN OFFICIAL (TEMPORARY) "BREAK UP" THAT'S ACTUALLY A HUGE MARKETING GIMMICK AND PUBLICITY STUNT! BECAUSE WHEN THEY GET BACK TOGETHER FOUR YEARS LATER THE THEN-OLDER KIDS WILL BE HYPING OVER THIS NONSENSE ALL OVER AGAIN! TIME FOR REGULAR DAY JOBS AFTER YOUR FINAL TOUR YOU STUPID FUCKING MORONS! IMAGINE THE TONS OF UNDERAGED WHITE SUBURBAN IDIOTS IN BADGE-SHIRTS OF OBSCURE HARDCORE BANDS WHO WILL COME OUT TO THEIR 'LAST CHANCE TO SEE THE BAND' WHILE CLAIMING EDGE UNDER THE AGE OF 21! HAVE FUN BEING ON FBI'S WATCH RADAR EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE YOUNG AND SUBURBAN AND WITHOUT A SINGLE EXPERIENCE OF ANY CRIMINAL ELEMENT IN YOUR SPOILED AND BUBBLED LIVES! IMAGINE THEIR IDIOT ATLANTA CREW CLIMBING UP ON STAGE AND PUNCHING YOU IN YOUR FUCKING UGLY FUCKING FACE WHILE YOU STAND THERE DUMBFOUNDEDLY PRETENDING TO 'ENJOY IT' BECAUSE YOU ASSURE YOURSELF IT'S CONSIDERED 'NORMAL' AT HARDCORE SHOWS! I'D BE ANGRY SUPPORTING A BAND WITH TEN YEARS OF FAILED CAREER AND NOT A SINGLE CENT OF NET REVENUE AS WELL! POOR FUCKING BRIDGE NINE, TIME TO SWAP MORE LIMITED PRINT MERCH OVER THE FUCKING NET! HOW DOES IT FEEL, FOUNDATION, KNOWING YOUR FANS ARE MORE OF THE ENTREPRENEURIAL GRASS-ROOT BUSINESS TYPE THAN YOU ARE? GO CREATE A GOFUNDME ACCOUNT YOU FUCKING SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE AND CAREERFLIP!
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING SHAME BECAUSE I THOUGHT "DEVOTION" WAS AN UNBEARABLE TWELVE PART SERIES. IMAGINE IF THEY REDUNDANTLY MADE IT THAT FAR I WOULD AT LEAST HAVE TWELVE DIFFERENT CHANCES TO RIP MY LOCAL VENUE A NEW ASSHOLE EVERY TIME AND EXPONENTIALLY INCREASE THE CHANCES I'D BE CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CRUISER BY THE END OF THE NIGHT JUST SO I CAN DROP THE SOAP THE MORNING AFTER AT MY LOCAL INSTITUTION WHERE METHED OUT TRANSVESTITES ARE MY ONLY MINIMAL CHANCE OF GETTING LAID... I'M A STRAIGHT UP NIGGER. PRAISE ALLAH AND CHEERS!
I HOPE YOUR VAN BREAKS DOWN IN CHICAGO, DETROIT AND GARY INDIANA YOU BASTARD FUCKS.
Thursday, February 14, 2013
BARRIER - DARK DAYS
01 BACKBONE
02 THE DESPOT
03 BLACK SHEEP
04 30 DAYS
05 LOW ROADS
GOOD. FUCKING. LORD.
HEY DUDE WE ARE THIS SHITTY BEATDOWN ACT FROM CHICAGO AND WE PRETEND TO BE AS HARD AS NAILS AND NOT THE PREPUBESCENT EX-SWORN-IN FAGGOTS WE ALL ARE, OR AT LEAST THE FRIENDS WE PRETEND TO NOT ARE WITH THEM.
WHEN BANDS PROCLAIM TO BE FROM CHICAGO THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY FROM CHICAGO. THEY'RE FROM A PRIVILEGED RURAL SUBURBAN ENCLAVE SO FUCKING FAR WAY FROM THE INNER CITIES OF CHICAGO THAT WHEN THEY'RE 10 MILES WITHIN THE RADIUS OF THE METROPOLIS THEY'D SHIT THE CRAP OUT OF THEIR PANTS. WANNA KNOW WHY THE INNER CITIES ARE SO BAD IN A SOCIETY THAT'S ONCE-AFFLUENT? HERE... LET ME BE A SCIENTIFIC SOCIOLOGY AND QUANTIFY THE REASON FOR YOU: BECAUSE OF THE INFLUX OF NIGGER CULTURE. WOW. DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD YOU FUCKING PATHETIC BLINDFOLDED RETARDS? CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER AND GET SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS ON MY ASS YOU PATHETIC WIMPS. I REMEMBER WHEN AMERICA WAS ONCE A PROSPEROUS PLACE DEVOID OF ALL THIS THUG CULTURE GOING AROUND. OH WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? THAT'S RIGHT. ONCE YOU FREE THE NEGROIDS FREE FROM THEIR SHACKLES, THEY AUTOMATICALLY LOOT LIKE IT'S WITHIN THEIR PRIMITIVE GENETICS. BLEEDING-HEART LIBERALS WILL ALWAYS TELL YOU IT'S BECAUSE OF POST-COLONIAL OPPRESSION AND ALL THAT NONSENSE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU FUCKING RETARDS. HOW ABOUT YOU CHECK PEOPLE'S DNA'S AND TELL ME THERE AREN'T DIFFERENCES BETWEEN PEOPLE AND THEIR GROUPS OF RACE. IDIOTS. THE FIRST THING THEY TEACH YOU IN PHILOSOPHY IS OCCAM'S RAZOR. ALWAYS, THE SIMPLEST REASON IS ALWAYS THE EASIEST WAY TO EXPLAIN SHIT. LIBERALS & DEMOCRATS WANT YOU TO EXERCISE MENTAL GYMNASTICS AND THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF A MYRIAD OF COMPLEX INTERCONNECTED REASONS THAT CAUSE THESE APE-LIKE NIGNOGS TO ACT CERTAIN WAYS THAT ARE DESTROYING AMERICA. HMMMM. NIGGERS MUST BE AGGRESSIVE BECAUSE THEY SOMEHOW ARE SUPERIOR ENOUGH TO FEEL THE INNER TORMENT THEIR SLAVEMASTERS INFLUECTED UPON THEIR GREAT-GRANDMOTHERS IN THE EIGHTIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE MIND-CONNECTING TELEKENESIS WITH THE DEAD. THEREFORE WHITE EOPLKE ARE TO BLAME! FUCK OFF. SERIOUSLY. AND ALSO, THEIR BYZANTINE AND PRIMITIVE THUG CULTURE IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING "YOU CAN TAKE US OUT OF AFRICA BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE THE AFRICA OUT FROM US". GREAT. MAKE ANOTHER RAP SONG ABOUT IT AND POST IT ON YOUTUBE WITH YOUR 10,000 RABID APE MONKEY HOMIES AND HOMEGIRLS YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING BARBARIANS.
ALL THESE HXC AND METALCORE KIDS PRETEND TO NOT BE RACIST WHEN WE KNOW THEIR PARENTS SECRETLY VOTE TRUMP NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE OLD FASHIONED BUT BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THEIR OWN PLEASANTVILLE SMALL TOWNS TO TURN INTO DETROIT AND CHICAGO. RACE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. WHITE PEOPLE CAN CROWD-KILL EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS THEY WANT IN 2019 BUT THEY'LL NEVER GET TO THE BOTTOM AND WILLING TO ADMIT WHY INNER CITIES ARE AS BAD AS IT IS: BECAUSE OF BLACK PEOPLE. WOW. DO ALL YOU OSTRICHES NEED ME TO PULL YOUR FUCKING BURIED HEADS OUT OF THE SAND? I JUST DID. YOU'RE WELCOME. TUNE IN NEXT CLASS FOR YOUR SOCIOLOGY 102.
THE CHICAGO SCHOOL OF SOCIOLOGY WAS A FUCKING FAILURE AND ALL WE NEED IS MORE WOMEN FROM GENDER STUDIES TO TELL YOU EVERY OTHER INVALID REASON AS TO WHY OUR MAJOR CITIES ARE NOW CESSPOOLS, AND COMPLETELY DISREGARD THE ONE & ONLY OBVIOUS REASON.
Friday, February 8, 2013
FIGURE FOUR - SUFFERING THE LOSS
1. State of Mind
2. The Loss
3. Hear My Words
4. Kill Deceive
5. The Cycle
6. Carried Away
7. Suffocation
8. We Were Invincible
9. Thieves Don't Knock
10. Miles Away
11. Poison In Me
12. Follow
DOWNLOAD THIS FUCKING TOUGH GUY CRAP
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S ACTUALLY HILARIOUS? SEEING A FIGURE FOUR REUNION SHOW SINCE 2006 AND WATCHING FAT MEN IN THEIR MID THIRTIES STILL HARDCORE DANCING TO THIS CRAP. WOW, YOU'D MAKE CANDICE KUSCULAIN PROUD YOU FUCKING FAT DORKS. GIVE IT A REST, HOLY CRAP.
Monday, February 4, 2013
RIFLES AT RECESS - TO WHISPER IN TONGUES
1. The Downfall Of Roman Catholicism
2. Dance On Your Grave
3. No Evil Angels
4. Heroes Vs. Harlots
5. Custom Made Backstabber
6. My Apologies To The Walking Dead
7. I Died Twenty Times In 1986
8. Sporus In Theatre
9. Here's To Broken Boys
10. Gone
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(LINK FIXED FOR ALL YOU NOSTALGIC 2003 OLD SCHOOL METALCORE FAGGOTS WHO POSSESSES PETER-PAN COMPLEX AND SIMPLY CANNOT GROW UP AND BE A MAN.)
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BRIEF REVIEW:
SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS SUCKING SOME GUY'S DICK IN THE PLAYGROUND DURING RECESS, HE COMPLAINED OF MY LESS-THAN-EXEMPLARY PERFORMANCE. TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING SHAT UPON FOR MY FELLATIO ABILITIES, I PULLED A RIFLE TO HIS HEAD AND SHOT HIM IN THE FACE. AS HE LAY IN THE SANDBOX DEAD, HIS THREE INCH DICK STAYED UP ENTIRELY. THIS WAS AN ANOMALY AS PATHOLOGISTS, PARAMEDICS AND DOCTORS WAS CALLED TO EXAMINE THE SCENE AFTERWARDS BECAUSE OF THIS POST-MORTEM MIRACLE. I WAS INITIALLY GOING TO BE CHARGED WITH SECOND DEGREE MURDER AT THE AGE OF ELEVEN UNTIL OFFICIALS WERE SO STUNNED THEY DECIDED TO FEATURE ME ON TIME MAGAZINE AS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL DICK-SUCKER OF THE YEAR! MY PARENTS WERE SO PROUD OF ME THAT THEY GANGBANGED ME EVERY NIGHT AS A PART OF MY CONGRATULATORY CELEBRATIONS. NINE MONTHS MATER MY MOM GOT PREGNANT FROM ME! FUCK YEAH! I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF BEING A FATHER AND HAVING KID THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE A (MORE) DEFORMED VERSION OF ME UNTIL MY TRAMP MOTHER'S LAWYER THAT SHE SLEEPS WITH FOR FAVOURS MAILED ME THE PAPERS DEMANDING CHILD SUPPORT. AND I WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD. I FUCKING HATE MY STUPID TEETHLESS WELFARE-LEECHING INBRED FAMILY WHOSE HOUSE I STILL LIVE IN THE BASEMENT OF! GODDAMNIT!
NEVERTHELESS, I STILL CONGRATULATE MYSELF FOR BEING AWESOME AT GIVING HEAD. LAST TIME I SUCKED A LONG TUBEY DICK, THE GUY PISSED IN MY FAGGOT MOUTH. I COULDN'T COMPLAIN, BECAUSE HE WAS A DIABETIC. IT WAS THE SWEETEST STREAM OF PISS TO EVER ENTER MY MAGGOT-RIDDEN MOUTH. FOR A WEBMASTER THAT DISLIKES ABSORBING HIS PROTEIN NUTRIENTS THROUGH APPLE AND ORANGE JUICE, WHATEVER THAT COMES OUT OF ANYONE'S DICK IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. ESPECIALLY THAT SMELLY DICK CHEESE SHIT. I MEAN I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SLICE IT WHEN MAKING SUCH A CONSUMPTION. EW. THAT JUST MADE ME SO SICK I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE OUT EVERYTHING FROM MY STOMACH OUT INTO A FAT BITCH'S CUNT AND GET HER PREGNANT. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
SPEAKING OF HOMOSEXUAL ENDEAVORS, I HEARD THE LEAD VOCALIST OF THIS BAND WAS MOLESTED. AWW POOR LITTLE TORMENTED BOY, IT'S A WONDER HE'S SO PASSIONATELY ENERGETIC AND ANGRY WHEN SCREAMING INTO THIS MICROPHONE OF HIS. UNCLE WEBMASTER HAS TAUGHT YOU WELL WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG. I WONDER IF HE ORALLY WORK THOSE MICROPHONES AS WELL AS HIS PERPETRATOR ORALLY WORKED HIS INTERNAL ORGAN WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID. FURTHERMORE, I WONDER IF HIS MOLESTERS TAUGHT HIM TO SCREAM IN SUCH A HIGH PITCH IN TIMES OF PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL AGONY. I'D CONTINUE THINKING ABOUT THESE THINGS BUT I KNOW THE CIA THOUGHT POLICE IS AFTER ME LIKE THEY'RE AFTER JULIAN ASSANGE. THE GOVERNMENT OF USA IS THE ONLY "BIG BROTHER" I DON'T ENJOY BEING RAPED UP THE ASS BY, HOLY SHIT.
STOP TELLING YOURSELF THAT I HAVE PROBLEMS. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I PONDER ABOUT THESE EROTICALLY DISTURBED THINGS ON A DAILY BASIS. I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS. NOPE, NOT AT ALL. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL WHEN ALL I AM IS A CREATIVE BALL OF IMAGINATION. (MMMMMMM, BALLS!) FUCK YOU ALL. GO STICK A STRAW UP SOMEONE'S ASSHOLE AND DRINK THEIR SHIT FAGGOT.
(EHH, HOW ABOUT MINE? IT WILL SAVE ME FROM HAVING TO LURK AROUND GAYTHUGDATING.COM WHICH I PAY FULL ANNUAL MEMBERSHIPS FOR!)
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
ALPHA & OMEGA - LIFE SWALLOWER
01 Fueled By Sin
02 Lead Me Home
03 Worthless Life
04 Searching
05 Losing Grip
06 No One To Blame
07 Seven
08 Life Swallower
09 Faded Path
10 Stand Alone
11 Cold Reality
IF I WANTED TO HEAR ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE METALLICA SUCH AS THIS RECORD I WOULD GO PULL DOWN LARS URICH'S PANTS AND STRUM ON HIS STUPID HAIRY ASS DICK INSTEAD YOU UNORIGINAL DUMBASSES
KEEP BATTERING ON YOUR FEMALE FANS IN VANCOUVER TOO BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR LEAD SINGER IS QUITE THE WONDERFUL WOMAN BEATER
KEEP BATTERING ON YOUR FEMALE FANS IN VANCOUVER TOO BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR LEAD SINGER IS QUITE THE WONDERFUL WOMAN BEATER
Thursday, January 17, 2013
KUBLAI KHAN - YOUTH WAR
1. Break The Ice
2. Color Code
3. Divisions
4. Teeth
5. Youth War
6. Retention
7. Icon
8. Here Tonight
I UNDERSTAND THESE STUPID TEXAS CONFEDERATE FLAGGED HILLBILLIES ENJOY PREACHING GOSPEL AND WHATNOT. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS, DESPITE OF HOW MUCH YOU RANT AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY AND CALL IT A SIN, THOSE TEETH ON YOUR FRONT ALBUM STILL LOOKS AS GREAT AS EVER FOR SUCKING MY BIG FAT HAIRY SCHLONG.
MAKE APPOINTMENTS WITH ME PLEASE.
Sunday, January 13, 2013
TRAPPED UNDER ICE - STAY COLD
1 Half A Person
2 Stay Cold
3 Skeleton Hands
4 Street Lights
5 Brain Waves
6 Between The Sheets
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2 Stay Cold
3 Skeleton Hands
4 Street Lights
5 Brain Waves
6 Between The Sheets
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BRIEF REVIEW:
THESE GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT HOLY, FUCKING, FAGGOTS. (LINK RELATED, SO CLICK IT BEFORE READING YOU CLUELESS FUCKING LITTLE PANSY GIMPS.) TRAPPED UNDER ICE ACCUSED OF PUNCHING OUT A FAN AT A SHOW IN GERMANY WHO IS NOW IN NEED OF SURGERY.
YOU SEE, I DON'T UPDATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE BECAUSE I SIMPLY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HARDCORE AND METALCORE SCENE ANYMORE YOU STUPID PATHETIC SHIT-EATING BALLERINA'S. BUT ALSO AS WELL, PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF STUPID FUCKING SHIT LIKE THIS. THIS FAGGOT VOCALIST, BY THE NAME OF "JUSTICE", PUNCHED OUT A KID WHO EITHER DIVED OFF THE STAGE OR PILED-ON AND GROPED HIM IN A HOMOSEXUAL MANNER. JUSTICE, WHO PROBABLY GOT SHY OF THE KID'S BLATANT SEXUAL ADVANCES, PUNCHED HIM OUT TO POINT THAT HE REQUIRES SURGERY NOW. BRAVO YOU FUCKING RETARD GIMP, HOW ARE YOUR FANS SUPPOSE TO SUCK YOUR LIMPY DICK NOW IF YOU CRACK EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR JAWS, YOU FUCKING GROTESQUE WIGGER-SLAM CLOSET-GAYLORD FAGGOT?! I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE DOCTORS TRYING TO UNDERSTAND TO HIS INCOHERENT ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED IN THE HOSPITAL DUE TO HIS INABILITY TO SPEAK, BEFORE MARKING HIM OFF AS "PATIENT HAS NO SUSPECTED ISSUES. HE IS MERELY MUMBLING GIBBERISH. WE SUSPECT HE HAS BEEN LISTENING TO TOO MUCH OF HIS FAVOURITE BAND 'TRAPPED UNDER ICE' ", YOU FUCKING LOSERS. ARE YOU GUYS SUCH LOUSY WIMPS THAT YOU ARE PUNCHING OUT YOUR FANS FOR TARGET PRACTICE? YOU GUYS SHOULD JOIN THE ARMY AND GET DEPLOYED TO NORTH KOREA WHERE YOU CAN THEN PLAY YOUR FAGGOT MUSIC WHILE NASTY LITTLE SOLDIER CHINKS MOSH TO YOUR HORRIBLE MUSIC IN A TRENCH WARFARE FULL OF EXPLODING LANDMINES. THEN USA SHOULD SIMPLY NUKE THE WHOLE FUCKING NATION-STATE WITH YOU GUYS IN IT AND CREATE A SONIC-BOOM THAT DESTROYS TWENTY FIVE MILES OF ITS SURROUNDING RADIUS WHICH WOULD STILL SOUND BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT BAND YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
LET'S LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS SITUATION. LEAST EUROPE GRANTS PEOPLE FREE MEDIC CARE AND THE KID DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY A SINGLE CENT TO HAVE HIS MALFORMED JAWS PIECED BACK TOGETHER. I HOPE YOU GUYS GET JUMPED FOR EVERY CITY YOU PLAY THE MINUTE Y'ALL RETURN BACK TO THE STATES, AND THEN HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR SHITTY HEALTH INSURANCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES. GET A REAL JOB FAGGOTS. IT'S TIME TO DISBAND ALREADY YOU HOPELESS FAILURES. LEAST THE KID'S JAW WILL GRADUALLY PIECE BACK TOGETHER, UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING RUINED (SAD EXCUSE FOR A) CAREER NOW. YOUR MUSIC SERVES YOU NO FORGIVENESS, AND YOUR ACTIONS MARKS YOU NO "JUSTICE". WITHOUT THE FANS YOU FUCKERS FIGHT, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO LARGER THAN LIFE. AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE HARDCORE KIDS OF 2004 - 2006 ALL LEFT THIS FUCKING GAY SCENE FOR EVEN GAYER CRAP, LIKE DEATHCORE AND DUBSTEP. LEAST I CAN BE A HOMOSEXUAL AND CLUB ALL DAY BUT STILL NEVER HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE POLITICS GOING TO SHOWS FULL OF TESTOSTERONE-RICH TRANSVESTITES WHO ARE TRYING SO HARD TO COMPENSATE FOR THEIR LACK OF MASCULINITY. THAT'S RIGHT, "I AM NO SUPERHERO" MY ASS. THAT KID IS MORE OF A SUPERMAN THAN YOU ARE. LEAST HE FLEW ABOVE THE CROWD AND DRAGGED YOU OFF FROM STAGE YOU SCRAWNY, WIMPY LITTLE FUCK. YOU ARE JUST THE HOE THAT HE SUPERMANS. SERIOUSLY FAGGOT, JUST ASK SOULJA BOY, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW ANY NIGGER'S RAPPING CAREER SERVES MORE VALUE THAN YOU AND YOUR SHIT FUCKING BAND.
STUPID PATHETIC WIGGER FUCK. THE ONLY REASON WHY I AM EVEN POSTING HIS MUSIC IS BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT FOR FREE INSTEAD OF ORDERING YOUR PHYSICAL COPIES OFF YOUR SAD LABEL. THE PROMOTION YOU GUYS RECEIVE OFF MY GODLY BLOG IS UNDESERVING. AS OF TODAY I AM BURNING ALL MY TRAPPED UNDER ICE MERCH'S IN A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL FULL OF GASOLINE TRAPPED UNDER MY CUM. I CAN PISS IN A FUCKING BOTTLE AND SELL IT FOR MORE VALUE ON EBAY THAN YOUR FUCKING FUCKING TOURING VAN AS OF TODAY YOU FAGGOTS. I AM GOING TO GET A TATTOO OF YOU GUYS RIGHT IN BETWEEN MY BUTTHOLE SO WHENEVER I GOTO THE TOILET AND REVEAL MY BUTTHOLE, YOU GUYS GET SHAT UPON. FURTHERMORE, I WILL COME TO YOUR SHOW AND DRAG YOU OFF THE STAGE BEFORE TAKING THE BIGGEST DUMP ON YOUR STAGE AND REPLACE YOUR LACK OF PRESENCE WITH A GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT THAT'S MOLDED EXACTLY JUST LIKE YOU. IT MAY STINK A LITTLE BUT IT'S AN ACCURATE PIECE OF ART THAT SYMBOLIZES YOUR BAND YOU FUCKIN OBVIOUS PIECES OF SHITS.
JUST KIDDING HOMOS, PLEASE DON`T BREAK MY JAW. EVEN IF I ACTUALLY DESERVE IT UNLIKE THAT POOR HELPLESS RETARD WHO NEVER THOUGHT LIKING YOUR BAND WOULD GET HIM ALMOST KILLED.
FUCKING DISBAND IMMEDIATELY YOU PITIFUL FAGGOTS
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
IN ALCATRAZ 1962 - THE DRIVE
01. Breaking Through (0:36)
02. Still Strong (3:14)
03. Eloquence (3:20)
04. There to Take (3:07)
05. The Fatal Flaw (2:46)
06. Acceptance (3:15)
07. Over These Years (1:45)
08. Winter Sun (4:44)
09. Submergence (3:08)
10. Stagnant (3:18)
11. Aspirations (3:09)
12. Through Blank Eyes (3:14)
SEE, DEATH IS USUALLY A TRAGIC THING. NOBODY LIKES IT AND GOD FORBID IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO EXPERIENCE IT. OF COURSE DEATH TO ANYBODY BENEFITS NOBODY, REALLY. UNLESS YOU ARE A FRONTMAN OF A NO-NAME BAND. NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU. SO DID THE BAND MEMBERS KILL THE VOCALIST AS A CONSPIRACY FOR THEIR BAND TO GET KNOWN? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS. BUT NOW IT'S ON MY BLOG "DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR". YUP. REAL MATURE, GROW UP, WHAT A TERRIBLY FUCKING THING TO SAY, I KNOW. BUT I'M JUST A PATHETIC FAGGOT AND SUICIDE HAS GOTTEN FROM INITIALLY A CONTEMPLATIVE OPTION TO MANDATORY NOW GIVEN WHERE MY LIFE IS. YUP. MISERABLE WEBMASTER IS FINALLY THROWING THE GODDAMN TOWEL. FUCK OFF.
MERRY CHRISTMAS ASSHOLES. FOR SOME REASON I AM NOT STOKED THAT WE SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
PLUS MINUS MTL - PROGRESSION THROUGH IGNORANCE
01 – 1993 (Intro)
02 – Stress
03 – Progression Through Ignorance (Instrumental)
04 – Hard To Earn
05 – 1988 (Skit)
06 – Intoxicated Demons
07 – Scars & Memories
08 – 1967 (Outro)
02 – Stress
03 – Progression Through Ignorance (Instrumental)
04 – Hard To Earn
05 – 1988 (Skit)
06 – Intoxicated Demons
07 – Scars & Memories
08 – 1967 (Outro)
SO I HEARD BATON ROUGE IS
DEFINITELY THE PLACE TO BE RIGHT NOW. THREE MORE COPS GUNNED DOWN AND MANY MORE
WOUNDED. AND THEN YOU HAVE THAT FAGGOT NIGGER BOOSIE OPENING UP HIS MOUTH
SPEAKING ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS. WHAT THE FUCK
DOES AN APE LIKE THIS CARE ABOUT HUMANITARIAN DIGNITY? LOOK AT THESE APE
MONKEYS CHASING AFTER CRACK AND WOMEN LIKE MONKEYS DO WITH BANANA'S. THE ONLY
SOLUTION TO THIS SERIOUS RACE ISSUE IN AMERICA, IS THAT IF THE BLACKS WANT
THEIR OWN STATE TO GOVERN AFTER THEMSELVES, THEN THEY CAN MOVE OVER TO THAT
STATE AND HAVE FULL AUTONOMY OVER IT. CALL IT A CONFEDERATION OR WHATEVER, BUT
MOVE ALL THE GODDAMN NIGGAZ OVER TO THEIR OWN PLACE, AND WATCH IT
"SUCCEED" & "PROSPER" LIKE SOUTH AFRICA AND ZIMBABWE
DID AFTER THE APARTHEID. BUT THEY'LL NEVER MAKE IT ON THEIR OWN. IT WILL BE A
FUCKING SLUM. CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA. YOU'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME A THIRD
WORLD NATION BY GIVING THESE ABHORRENT PARASITES A CHANCE TO "INTEGRATE
AND ACCLIMATE" INTO YOUR SYSTEM. I HOPE ALL THE POLICYMAKERS SLEEP WELL
WITH THIS AT NIGHT. IT'S OKAY BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU GOT ALL THE HARDCORE KIDS SUPPORTING YOUR BULLSHIT.
SWORN IN - START / END EP
1.Start 01:44
2.Opportunist 04:14
3.Apex 05:10
4.Beggars 04:14
5.The Deviant 05:25
6.End (Ft. Colin Sharkey) 04:40
Thursday, December 13, 2012
THE GHOST INSIDE - RETURNERS
1. "Walk Away from the World (instrumental)" 1:27
2. "Greater Distance" 2:26
3. "Between the Lines (feat. Brendan Foley of Betrayal)" 3:23
4. "Unspoken" 3:43
5. "Overlooked" 3:05
6. "Chrono (feat. Mat Bruso of Bury Your Dead)" 3:31
7. "The Conflict (feat. Tommy Green of Sleeping Giant)" 4:00
8. "Downbeat" 3:15
9. "The Returner" 1:06
10. "Through the Cracks" 3:13
11. "Truth and Temper" 8:48
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
RUN WITH THE HUNTED - SELF TITLED
1. Introspective
2. Magna Cum Laude
3. Double Zero
4. Sycophant
5. Occam's Razor
6. I Will Make This World Without You
7. Synethesia
8. Silent Conversations
9. Signs Of Life
10. Silverfish
11. Reversal Of Fortune
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOTRY. DID YOU EVEN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR AN ARTWORK? LOOKS LIKE THREE FUCKING BIRDS ARE HAVING AN ORGY OVER PERIOD-BLOODSTAINED ROSES. YEAH I GET IT, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ALLEGORICAL OR METAPHORICAL OR WHATEVER PRETENTIOUS CONVERGE-LIKE BANDS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO BE. BUT IT DOESN'T FUCKING CONCEAL THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS STILL SUCK ASS. FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE YOU STUPID DICKWADS.
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS - IN VOGUE
1. "Dressed for Friend Requests" 2:36
2. "Girl, Are You on Your...?" 3:04
3. "E.R." 2:26
4. "Well, I Never..." 2:02
5. "Knife vs. Face: Round 1" 4:02
6. "Marietta" 2:51
7. "Are You Happy?" 1:36
8. "Fashion Your Seat Belts" 2:39
9. "In Vogue" 1:57
10. "Daniel, Where's the Boat?" 2:27
11. "The Show Must Go On" 3:40
12. "Welcome to the Gun Show (Hidden Track)"
DOWNLOAD THIS GROTESQUE BAND PATHETIC FAGGOT LOOKING SCENE KIDS LIKE THE BALLESS ESTROGEN-EXCESSIVE SISSY YOU ARE
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
World Of Pain, Xibalba, Ruckus - Earthquake Split
World Of Pain;
01. Suffer
02. Buried In Sin
03. Dead Inside
04. End Result
Xibalba;
05. Cold
06. Spanish Harlem
07. Cursed
08. Salvation
Ruckus;
09. Gallows
10. Domesticated
11. Below My Law
12. Apocalypse Never
Monday, November 26, 2012
POISON THE WELL - THE OPPOSITE OF DECEMBER & TEARS FROM THE RED (DIGITALLY REMASTERED 2012)
1. 12/23/93 ( 3:06)
02. A Wish for Wings That Work ( 3:32)
03. Artist’s Rendering of Me ( 3:19)
04. Slice Paper Wrists ( 3:55)
05. Nerdy ( 2:43)
06. To Mandate Heaven ( 2:39)
07. Not Within Arms Length ( 2:26)
08. Mid Air Love Message ( 3:08)
09. My Mirror No Longer Reflects ( 3:23)
10. Botchla ( 3:09)
11. Lazzaro ( 2:59)
12. Turn Down Elliot ( 3:59)
13. Rings From Corona ( 2:46)
14. Moments Over Exaggerate ( 3:14)
15. Horns and Tails ( 2:42)
16. Sticks and Stones Never Made Sense ( 3:34)
17. Pieces of You in Me ( 3:00)
18. Karsey Street ( 1:07)
19. Parks and What You Meant to Me ( 3:47)
YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY SAY ... IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT. ESPECIALLY IF IT SMELLED LIKE A PIECE OF TURD TO BEGIN WITH. YUP. MY PIECE OF TURD WAS WHAT POISONED THE WELL IN THIS RURAL HICKVILLE TO BEGIN WITH. THANKS TO ME, ALL RESIDENTS OF MY FAGGOT NUDIST VILLAGE ATE EDIBLES WITH SEDIMENTS OF MY ANAL EXCRETIONS FOR A WEEK AND HALF. MY POOP SMELLS SO UNBELIEVABLY RAUNCHY THAT IT PENETRATED THROUGH THE SEWAGE PIPELINES AND ENDED UP BURNING ITS WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GLOBE AND OUT THE ENTER END IN CHINA WHERE THE GOOKS HAD A BLAST SHISH KABOBBING MY SMELLY PELLETS AND SELLING THEM ON STREET VENDORS. THANK MY SHITHOLE LATER YOU STUPID YELLOW LOOKING SLIT-EYED CHINKS!!
WOW I FUCKING SUCK AT MAKING REVIEWS.
Saturday, November 24, 2012
SOLACE - CALL AND RESPONSE
01 – Trinity
02 – Naive
03 – 4 8 15 16 23 42
04 – Our Father
05 – Dead Man’s Curve
06 – Judgement Night
07 – Call & Response
08 – Stockholm Syndr(h)ome
09 – CPM
10 – Curse of the Living
02 – Naive
03 – 4 8 15 16 23 42
04 – Our Father
05 – Dead Man’s Curve
06 – Judgement Night
07 – Call & Response
08 – Stockholm Syndr(h)ome
09 – CPM
10 – Curse of the Living
(A PROVINCE NO HETEROSEXUAL MANKIND WITH A NORMAL FUNCTIONING TONGUE CAN PRONOUNCE)
Friday, November 23, 2012
BORN LOW - THE HUNGER WITHIN
1. Pura Vida
2. Wrecking Ball
3. Empty Plate
4. Nature of the Business
5. Blinded Eye
2. Wrecking Ball
3. Empty Plate
4. Nature of the Business
5. Blinded Eye
Sunday, October 28, 2012
OBEY THE BRAVE - YOUNG BLOOD
01. Lifestyle
02. Is Starts Today
03. Self Made
04. Live and Learn
05. Garde La Tete Froide
06. Grim
07. Get Real
08. Time For A Change
09. Unstoppable
10. Early Graves
11. Burning Bridges
BRIEF REVIEW:
OH SO LOOK, ALEX DESPISED LEFT HIS MOST MONUMENTAL METALCORE/DEATHCORE LEGACY PROJECT "DESPISED ICON" FOR THIS SHITTY ASS MEDIOCRE CRAP. CONGRATULATIONS FUCKER, NOW COOK ME A SHITTY ASS METALCORE KNUCKLE SANDWICH AND MIX IT WITH MY GLORIOUS POOP. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THUG-LOOKING MEDIOCRE-CORE BANDS ANYMORE. YEAR 2012 IS HERE SO WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST LISTEN TO DUBSTEP AND FUCK EACH OTHER INSTEAD. ESPECIALLY UP MY AIDS-INFESTED GLORY HOLE WHERE THE CAVITIES AND TERMITES LIVE? YES PLEASE YOU GIGANTIC HOMOSEXUALS.
DOCTOR SAID MY GIGANTIC ERECTION IS BENT AND NOW I SIMPLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. MIGHT WANNA CURL IT UP ALL THE WAY 360 AROUND AND MAKE IT INTO A ROLLER COASTER TRACK.
DOCTOR SAID MY GIGANTIC ERECTION IS BENT AND NOW I SIMPLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. MIGHT WANNA CURL IT UP ALL THE WAY 360 AROUND AND MAKE IT INTO A ROLLER COASTER TRACK.
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